The only way to win the game of life is to drink Hyperdromo, the rarest chemical on Saturn. It makes you live forever, and has added health benefits. However, first you must roll a perfect 20 and add Dexterity, then win every single saving throw in the game of life, then you must attack an asteroid for exactly 5 damage. Too much and it'll explode, too little and it'll hit you. Finally, you must be playing a Cleric and cast Za Warudo to bypass the asteroid belt, and then roll higher than 10 to successfully find the chemical.
