A man approaches the agency with great urgency. A look of panic painted on his face as he hastily charges through the door and performing a spin to slam the door shut. He pants heavily as his eyes dart all over the room before settling on the man he was looking for, Blu. "H-Hey Boss. I got a case for ya!" The man speaks with a twinge of fear as he moves to take a seat before the famous investigator.

(Sits up immediately) yes what is it?

The man shifts awkwardly in his chair and his hands fumble around each other in a nervous twitch. "I don't know how to describe it...there's another me running around the streets. Stalking me. Chasing me." He swallows hard. "Hunting me." The man quickly reaches into his pocket and grabs a pack of cigarettes. Taking one out of the pack and sliding it into the crook of his mouth, he shakes his head. "Oh right. I don't smoke." Bringing the cigarette back into the pack and closing it, he'd reach back into his coat and switch the smokes for a rather ornate looking vape. A wry smile appears on the man's face as he breathes in the vapor. Holding it inside he waits as his nerves are calmed, and then he exhales a large cloud that smells of rainbows. Must be a theme today. He sighs. "Look, Detective, I don't know if you can help me but I'm out of options. I'm up shit's creek without a paddle. The fecal matter has hit the oscillating device. Look, I gotta know if you're picking up what I'm puttin' down." Another fat rip and the man would calm himself. "I only noticed it start about a month ago, and I've been running ever since."

Don’t worry I’m on it just show me where you last saw it stalking you

A shaky rip from the vape would be all the man needed to steel his nerves. Placing it back in his coat, he stands and leads Blu out into the vague darkness of the alleyway. The man was shaking visibly as he points to the far end of the alley, where sun still stained the sidewalk. "It was over there. It doesn't follow me into darkness... unless it does and I just can't see it... but that's crazy.. right? RIGHT!?"

I’ll go check it out you can stay here if it’s too much for you (Heads to the far end of the alley with his shadow blade ready to draw)

The man lumbers behind with a pair of black orbs in hand as he approaches the mouth of the alley. "He should be around here..." The man carelessly steps into the light and Blu can sense the presence appear on a nearby wall. A massive figure made of pure darkness is cast against a building. The man stumbles backwards as the being on the wall grows. "THERE! IT'S RIGHT THERE!"

(Takes out shadow blade ready to strike if it try’s to attack) Whatever you are I advise you to stop

An edgy looking hedgy wanders into the building, he'd glare at Blu and Fakelib curiously... Who the hell decided to make this place?! "Which of you Bozos is behind this? I'm not sure why there's an Agency for looking into me, but I don't like it. Cease your foolishness, before I make you cease it!"

The figure merely looms against the wall. As soon as the voice reaches the man's ears he'd spin around to face Shadow. However, at that very moment the being on the wall would also spin into action as if it were trying to lash out. "A talking rodent? How quaint. I don't have any idea what you're talking about you overgrown furball."

(Notices shadow) I’m a shadow investigator and no it’s not you shadow that we investigate we are an organization trying to find out everything we can about the cognitive world while fighting either shadows or any supernatural being that threatens this world

(Raises shadow blade at the being) and you, you have one last chance to leave this man

Shadow glares at Fakelib before pulling out his Chaos Emerald. "I don't have time for some gay ass human, know that if you incur my wrath I shall end you. Ultimate Lifeform out!" With that, he shouts the words Chaos Control and vanishes into the air. Only a burst of light can be seen before he's gone.

The man turns back to the wall and as he does, the being would respond in kind with another flailing type response. This causes the man to stumble backwards as it grows more against the wall. "Kill it! Do something!" The orbs burst open to reveal a spider and an anomalocaris. They bind themselves to the man's wrists as he glares at the wall. SPIDER ARMED MODE! ANOMALOCARIS ARMED MODE! "....did the porcupine call me gay?"

(Slashes at the shadowy figure, taking it out)

The wall is promptly destroyed but the shadow remains cast upon the rubble. "What the?" The man raises his hand and the figure does the exact same. "So that's how it is..." The man laughs wildly before turning to Blu. "Sorry pal. False alarm. This was a shadow, but just a normal one. Y'know, cast by an object blocking light. Silly me. Well then, ciao!" A fog bank rolls in and the man disappears, though he does leave behind a thousand yen for Blu's troubles.

You gotta be kidding me well at least it wasn’t for nothing