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Just another normal day in the Nexus
*In a empty road, a Mongoose (halo) was begin driven by a cowboy from the past who goes by the name Naby. On the back of the cowboy was a sack full of cash, Naby would being to laugh* This is the most money I have gotten in a long ass time *Naby would stop infrount of an empty park and get off of the Mongoose before walking into the park with the sack of cash still on his back, he would take out one of his revolvers just in case anyone would try to attack him for the money he has...*
The one and only Police Monkey rides into the park on his police unicycle. Upon riding in, he gets suspicious when he spots Naby with the large sack. bruh what? i guess i have to act serious for once. The Momkey rides over to Naby and stops in front of him. *Ahem* Hello citizen, how is your day?
A tree near Naby is ripped from his roots as a 10 foot abomination with more of a maw than a head, a giant arm on one side and two smaller ones on the other crashes right through it following a...Tennis ball. It grabs it with it's mouth, completely destroying the ball. Eito soon runs and gets in front of the monster. "Good boy!" After a quick order to lower it's head, the abomination does so, allowing Eito to pet it. He pulls out another ball from a bag filled with them. "Glad I got all of these beforehand, Fluffy." The monster-Apparently named Fluffy-fails to respond, standing still. "Now then, how about another one-Oh." He notices Naby, and stops before he throws the ball. "Hey there."
*Nero sits on a park bench, a young woman sitting beside him. Nero watches Eito's giant monster, writing notes down in a book* Such an interesting creature, wouldn't you say Blade? Blade: Yes, master. I wonder what I could do with it. Set against the Nexus and watch the chaos unfold would be a good start, I suppose. Good data. Hmm? Blade: Master? *Nero watches Naby* That one is going to start something. Keep an eye on him Blade: Yes master.
Kokichi stumbles across the area ready to prepare a prank or a lie, because after all he is a liar. He slowly tries to reach for Nab.... oh, what a shame. It seems like that while he was writing this post the OP left. Oh well, i guess i could speak with someone else that was tricked into joining without being able to talk to him, i wonder when he'll be back. Heeeeeeey! He yells. Does anyone want to listen to something that is not a lie at all? He then waits for an answer, even tho until now he always left after one cameo. Who knows if he'll be back again. He could or not and one of those is a lie.
(Suddenly, reperzell falls from the sky...but not the original this time, this time, rep has a small tattoo on his head that says "two")... Sup
OOC: Sorry, I kinda lost time but im back *Naby would look at the cop* Good *He would soon wave at Eito without looking at him*
(Rep would walk to the group) ayyyyyyyy, its me, reperzell-2
(edited by Reperzell-2)
The Momkey looks down at Naby's large sack. Hey, nice sack. Where did you get it from?
That was still Non-Canon, you fool. Blade? Blade: Yes master *Blade's hands close into swords before she rushes at Rep 2 and cuts him in half* I can bullshit as well as an imbecile. Go back to Canon Zane, fool.
(Suddenly, a slap from behind Nero's head happens from the real rep) WHAT THE FUCK MATE, THAT ONE TOOK ME A DAY TA MAKE YA MORON
(edited by Reperzel)
AND THAT RIGHT THERE WAS SCIENCE
One of you is bad enough. Now can we stop breaking the fourth wall, please? *Blade sits back down next to Nero*
Well...shit, there goes some of me DNA....
I got the cash from my business which is government approved to let anyone in no matter who they are Just trying to make a good living *Thinks "without doing anything bad"*
The Momkey looks back to Naby while trying to keep his balance on his unicycle. And what exactly do you do in your business?
Serve foods and drinks to everyone from the highest of the government to the lowest of criminals, we have a rule there that no one could fight, arrest someone or any of that inside of the place but if the person thereafter is on the list then they can fight, arrest that person on the list
Hmm, sounds interesting. I wish I had a job like that instead of being a shitty police officer. The Momkey jumps off of his unicycle. I only joined because I got a light saber and this kick-ass unicycle.
Oh... wait since when did coming a police officer do you get a lightsaber, whats next Jedi cops
The chief told me to name a random weapon that would be added to my pistol, and I told him that I wanted a lightsaber. The Momkey pulls out his M1911 pistol from his holster and presses a secret button on it, turning it into a blue lightsaber. See?