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Secrets of the Mind: Childhood Delights
The mansion is in tatters. Once upon a time this was the home of a couple who had many children. They were wealthy do to a rather lucrative business they were both involved in and as such had to spend quite a bit of time outside the house leaving their children with caretakers. However, a child's love is not something easily replaced and the children longed for their parent's affection whenever they were home. The parents however didn't understand how to raise their children any longer. So, to try and please their children they would often buy them many gifts and toys. They bought them more and more until the children were so distracted with them that they seemed to forget all their other cares. Something strange happened one day though... Something not easily explained... Something no one would think could happen but yet despite everything it happened anyway as if fate was refusing to stay rational. They all disappeared without a trace... The mansion lays abandoned with cracked windows and ruined paint. Every so often the sounds of music fill the air although very quietly as if something is calling out to anyone who may be listening. The wind covers up the music making it muffled but someone may still here the song as it plays to the beat of one's heart.
(A greenish 7'3 with the body of a snake slithers by the mansion)...I already know what's gonna happen, but imma still do it
[An old man wearing a hat on his head and clothes that aren't suitable for the cold weather stands in front of the mansion, looking up at it.] "Well this place looks like it's been through hell and back."
Man... why do I keep finding these stories about missing children....? What, is this my motif now? Missing children instead of time junctions?
(The man looks over at izumi) It's the nexus, and if there's one thing bout the nexus: never question what it has for offer
(edited by Reperzel)
A shadowy figure approaches the shattered mansion. Disappearances? Often the result of murder. If he's lucky, the freeshooter might even find some culprits remaining. Those who are watching may note they're having difficulty determining his precise shape, what stands out most are his simple, grey musketeer's uniform, blue cape, and the well-decorated musket slung across his back. He wouldn't deem to address any others present, instead the figure would seem to glide along the ground, and open the mansion door
[Joseph turns to Izumi while raising the brim of his hat a bit.] "Eh? Missing children? Is there any reason why they're missing?"
*Alone once more, Nero arrives. Noticing the rest of the group, he sighs heavily.* Seems the like the good deed squad is here again. Which means the likelihood of me getting annoyed has just increased. Ngrhh. Fun times. Fun times. You both know what to do. *With that, Nero swallows his pride and approaches the others* Evening all. How... nice to see you all again.
(He doesn't look back at Nero) ay
[Joseph waves to Nero while still looking at the mansion.] "So, are we heading in or what?"
The mansion door would open easily but from within the darkness within red eyes would peer out before a gasp of a small child could be heard and door would slam shut. The sound of footsteps struggling to hurry along could be heard from within before the light sound of a hiss of sorts. The sound of music would begin to be heard clearly but not the same music some might have heard before but more akin to a music box. The notes are somewhat jumbled as if the music box wasn't made correctly or perhaps whoever is playing the notes doesn't know how to properly make music.
A woman in red and carrying an axe in one hand, and an old style ball pistol in the other would wander into the place. She'd stop just short of the group for a moment, thinking aloud before walking in. "Well... We've got a hellish number of abnormalities running loose, an old mansion that was abandoned for reasons unknown. All that tells me it's connected, bah, just hope this one can fight!" That thought in mind, she'd walk into the area proper and spot the group, most of them are total unknowns to Red, but she'd smirk slightly upon seeing the whispy sniper. "Oh hey, the old man with the magic gun is here eh? I don't know about the rest of these guys, but at least someone here can be counted on. As for those who I haven't met, just call me Red it's all the name ya need, I'm here ta hunt an abnormality nothing more and nothing less, so steer clear of my firing lines and we'll get along great!"
Well according to the tales they just up and vanished. Had it been something normal I'd probably have not shown up. But just randomly vanishing could mean time is involved.
Yeah, why we waiting, I know what's gonna happen, so let's stop wasting (he walks in)...music...yep, its a abnorbilite, or what ever its called
(edited by Reperzel)
She watches Rep barge ahead and sighs. Great so let's just wait for him to scream and then we'll know where the thing is? Honestly he has such disregard for life, I'm starting to think he's just as abnormal.
*Nero calls after the others* Or we could just burn the place to the ground. Not even have to deal with this bullshit. Be pragmatic. No? Yeah alright then. These idiots are going to be the death of this me, aren't they? *Nero starts entering the mansion after the others. He glances over at Izumi.* Idiots are good test subjects. They do what you want without asking questions and allow others to survive by making sure they don't make the same stupid mistake. A litmus test of sorts.
(edited by Doctor_Nero)
(The door slams into his face)....ow (his nose bleeds a little bit, and he licks his bloodripping from it)....eh, not that bad
(edited by Reperzel)
Annnndddd there goes the door. Good job, you probably alerted them to us.
"Time you sa-" [Joseph hears the music and shudders a bit.] "W-What's with the music?"
The freeshooter was never quite sure why people ran upon seeing him. It seemed rather rude to him, but if they were a child, nothing could be done. If he were lucky, it would be an abnormality.. The man's hand briefly drifts to his gun, before he overhears Red. The others present seemed to offer him no interest, yet now the wispy figure's deep, gravelly voice could be heard. Something about it sounds... Off, not a noise one would expect humans to make, but then again, what said he was human. Ve meet again mein Fräulein. Very vell, I trust you know ze rules. Ze rare times I go out on my own, I expect to be adressed as "Herr Freis." No more, no less. Zou are to make sure to stand between ze target and I. So long as zese terms are acceptable, I vill refrain from my... Curiosity. "Herr Freis"'s hand drifts to his gun as he steps back from the doorway. He seemed to have been adressing Red specifically, yet his eyes drift across all those present, from Izumi, to Nero, even to Rep, some sort of abnormality. Not a trace of compassion or remorse can be seen in his eyes, and he seems to be looking for some answer
*suddenly appears* Hey guys, I heard there was something going on via Twitter, so I came to check it out. Guess I'm a little late to the party. Meh, could be later. And what's with that nice music?
[While walking towards the door, Joseph turns his head to Star.] "What's a Twitter?"
Hey, Mister Immortal, try forcing the door open. Better you die if it's trapped than us.
*Nero looks over to Star* Who the hell posted this on Twitter? Personally, I blame the snake.
The interior of the room the group would walk into was mostly in ruin with dust everywhere and broken furniture. It was dark within the house but one might make out that they were in a living room of some kind with a staircase leading higher up in the mansion ahead. There were also two other doorways to either side of the group. On the right was a doorway that seemed to lead towards a kitchen and to the left was a doorway that possibly led to some sort of toy room. Another strange thing in this room was a statue of sorts next to the staircase. From time to time the group might seem a red dress of sorts poking out from behind the statue. Of course they wouldn't have much time to think as a hissing followed by the sound of multiple legs could also be heard crawling down from upstairs. The sound of the music box would grow louder as from the 2nd floor two spider like creatures with four multicolored legs and bodies covered in eyes that almost looked like they were drawn by a child would crawl towards the first floor. They looked around the group and immediately would attack without giving anyone a moment to consider what was going on. One would jump at Joseph in an attempt to stab him with its pointed legs while another would run at Zane in an attempt to pin him down before biting into him.
WHOA, HOLY SHIT (as if it knew the spider would attack him, he pulls out his 7'2 which I'm not gonna explain bout and trust deep inside of it)....done
I have no idea honestly. It's not even the right version of the Twitter everyone knows. It just tells me recipes for weird food and happenings around the Nexus. As for that door, yeah...that thing is staying shut no matter what I do. This place is haunted, forgot my vacuum again, and the door is definitely not going to open, even if I blast it with a Mega Lazer. Oh shit! Spiders! Mutant rainbow spider men! *Pulls out a bat from nowhere, runs up to the first creature, and starts to beat it with the bat*
*Nero watches the spiders attacks, but just stands by, his hands in his coat pockets, and smirks* Now, this is more like it. I love spiders. Much better than shrimp. Screw those vending machine worshipping freaks.
Oh great, spiders. Wonderful. Great. Perfect. She continues to spout off hollow declarations of how good this is as she pulls a book out of her bag. Flipping through it, motioning over it, as MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF FIRE is expelled at the two Spiders! Also good for lighting the room up.
Herr Freis follows the others in, walking behind like Nero. He looks at the fluttering dress, and vaguely stares at it for a moment, lost in thought. After a moment, Freis clears his throat and notes, his voice sly and mischevious No one has called me mein proper title yet. Since I so rarely vork with others, I appreciate any respect you might allow me. Othervise, vell, you know how dangerous such conditions may be. Freis chuckles to himself and slowly puts one hand on the musket on his back, he's unsure if he's shot at any of these before, but it is the type of abnormality he's not entirely unaware of. If anything, Freis would wonder how effective his gun is on it, some have been known to survive a shot after all However, he vaguely looks up at the woman throwing around fire and dryly notes Mein Fräulein, zou seem to be under ze impression that these things, how do you say it, "die". Zis is rarely ze case for any thing vorth vorrying about. So do try not to hurt your teammates. However, I do appreciate your use of fire. Ze screams are often quite amusing.
(edited by DerFreis)
She'd nod at the sniper as she walks... No need to piss off a guy like him, besides, the sniper's a decent enough sort anyways! "Aye aye Herr Freis, I got no issues with that myself! As for myself, I'll pretty much be up in the face of anything we're fighting against, so to those of you besides Herr Freis? Don't frigging shoot me ya got that!?" Her words would be cut short, however, as the spider-like beasts appear from seemingly no... Oh crap, she knows who's making these damned things, better get that kid back in containment before the town's overrun with spiders or something. That said, she'd rush behind one of the spiders as a grin somehow forms upon her mask. She'd raise her gun toward the things and aim for its head, somehow firing off a string of 4 shots from her ball musket pistol, aimed at each of their skulls or what passes as such... Even she's not sure how that works, but it never seems to run out. "Actually good news, these ones can, in fact, die lucky for us! Now the one making em... Well, I've never been allowed to try it. But given my past experience I would wager she can't. Also, uh I think she turns people into these things or something? I don't recall the details, but we should be fine... Most likely. Don't ask me, people, I just kill and beat stuff up." Red shrugs casually, acting as though these monsters are just another boring day at the office for her, which in all fairness, they pretty much are.
The spiders would fall to the ground seemingly much more frail then one might expect. The fire itself would be enough to send them up in ashes. Oddly the fire seemed to leave little effect on the building as the dust seemed to absorb most of the flare. The walls and ground of the main room would now be covered in soot though. A small giggle can be heard from behind the statue as if some sort of elaborate prank was just pulled. From behind the statue a girl with red eyes and pale skin would walk out. She would be wearing a red dress with many bows tied into her hair. Her movements would be robotic in nature but her mannerisms seemed very typical for a child that looked to be her age. The music box would finally stop playing. ???: "Uh...hi. Did you like my pranks? You don't look very happy..." She almost seemed to grow more shy as she ran through the doorway to the right leading into the kitchen.
(As he drags his claymore, me notices the girl, and hears what she says) PRANK?!?, TH-(as soon as she ran into Tue kitchen, he would run into to) GET OVER HERE!!
Pranks? I thought they were weird rainbow mutant spiders. Must be a pretty good prank if you have something so elaborate as a prank. I like it!
I wouldn't call spiders pranks but... well if that's what you want to call them go ahead, then. She hmms and examines the dust of all things. To absorb fire like that, maybe the dust is somewhat magical.
A child? The perpetrator was a child? *Nero can't help but laugh* That was unexpected. I love. Ke Ha Ha Ha! Well, regardless. Shouldn't one of you hero types be trying to stop the snake man with the giant sword from murdering such an innocent young girl?
I AINT GONNA HURT HER!
"Pranks? I mean, honestly, I'm a fan of them kid! Anything to break up the boredom of not having things to kill right? Ya got anything tougher though? I could use a real challenge eh, Laetitia." Despite the fact that she's here to catch the kid, she actually doesn't mind fighting these things. If only they could actually pose some issues for her! Well, she'd still rush after the small girl, the best attempt at a kind smile she can actually pull off showing on her mask... It's not very comforting she's sure, but the teeth are likely better than the burns under it. She'd then laugh upon hearing Nero, murder? Please, something like that won't die.
Nah, he does this every time. Fairies were trying to heal him and his first reaction was to kill them. Gives us a good look at what these things do, anyway.
"HEAL" YA MEAN "BITEING MY SKIN OFF""!!
*Nero turns to Izumi, raising an eyebrow* You have got to be joking? Killing things is not a very good first reaction to something. Still, he is an idiot, so I suppose it makes sense with his... unique character. Regardless, I'm surprised your outburst didn't burn the mansion down. You know I was joking when I said to do that, right? Still. You get points for listening.
No, they were healing you. Then you decided to pop off at the and try killing them, and THEN they decided to kill you. Heh heh, though I wasn't using fire because you said it. I was killing the bugs with fire. We are lucky this dust absorbs fire, though. A little... convenient.
(edited by Izumi)
Herr Freis grins from somewhere beneath his uniform, very nice, Red was usually very cooperative. Ze others, vell, not his fault if an accident ver to happen. Probably. After chuckling to himself, Freis watches Rep chase the child down the hallways. He knows little of the other abnormalities, but if the few he had seen is any indicator, he might be hearing Rep's screams soon. As much as he likes the idea, he can proably hear them from anywhere. Plus, with his magic gun, he doesn't even need to be in the same room as the others, so, Herr Freis begins to glide up ze stairs Red, Mein Fräulein, if zu see an appropriately strong creature, call out a description and location. if you're lucky it might not be a problem. With that, vague offer of assistance, the creature's cold eyes would dash over the rest of the group Now, who among zu would like to act as my cover? Zer is no need for me to waste my time on some brat, I shall seek better entertainment Without bothering to wait for a reply, Freis heads up the staircase for a better vantage point, or perhaps something interesting at least
(He then coils around himself like a spring, and jumps onto the girl, coiling around her, not killing her, just enough so she cant get out)...there we go
For those that follow the girl they would notice that she is now standing motionless within the kitchen. Her back is slightly bent as her head faces downwards almost like a doll that's been turned off. As soon as others approach, however, her red eyes would begin staring directly at them as the sound of a music box begins playing once more. She would just stare at them unsure of what to say or whether she even wanted to speak or not. For those who stay in the main room they would hear a faint humming from upstairs as well as a rustling from the toy room. Where they want to go is up to them but abnormalities perhaps of equal danger to what Laetitia can do might be waiting.
Huh? Do you hear something upstairs....? Maybe that kid isn't the only thing here. Anyone feel like checking it out?
Freis briefly wonders if the upstairs simply hasn't loaded yet, regardless, the shadowy figure continues up the staircase to look around. Ze others can probably handly ze child just fine, he would seek far more... Interesting prey, especially if that vague danger rating proved to be true. Zer might be one of many entertaining creatures up the stairs, though one might question if he even knows what fear is anymore
*With a sigh, Nero starts heading upstairs.* If your coming, let's move. I might need some... help if there's something interesting up here. I'll even buy you a pizza or something if you make it out alive. That's what you people like isn't it? Pizza.
Eh, guess we might as well...wait...I think I remember something about that girl. Something about monstrosities and energy...oh well, can't be too bad. *Goes to check what's upstairs*
Well...that's creepy
Actually.... I think I'm gonna check that other room.... You seem to have enough people up there anyway. Izumi moves away from the stairs and toward the toy room instead...
Well, aren't you indecisive? Well, there's enough murderers and crazy people going upstairs, I might as well see what's in the other room as well. *Nero hops over the bannister and follows Izumi into the Toy Room.* Geez, I've been doing too many good deeds lately. If I keep this up, I'm going to have to kick a puppy just to balance out my karma.
"Oi kid, you uh should ya know... Get back to LC. I mean, I'm kinda out here to bring things back in, but I'd really prefer if we can do this peacefully, what do ya say?" She's a ruthless killer to be sure, but even Red isn't entirely happy with using violence against a small child. Even if that kid is a fellow abnormality, attacking a little girl? Reminds her of her own past really. "That place wasn't so awful, right? I'm sure that it's better than running around this madhouse without a clue anyway."
The girl would stare up at Red upon hearing her request. Her motions were still so robotic and her eyes almost seemed dead in a way. Suddenly she would smile sweetly as if she just came up with an idea. Laetitia: "I just want to give gifts to people but it's so hard to do that when I can barely speak to most people. I'll give a gift to the boy too." She would look directly at Zane with her cold red eyes as a heart appears in his hand. The heart would float into the air before hovering around Zane. Upstairs the group would find nothing put an almost empty attic. If one looked closely enough they might see dried up blood around a...machine. It was hard to tell what this machine was exactly but the inside of it seemed to be filled with razor blades of all kinds. Music would suddenly begin playing. Any who heard it would feel a temptation... What would happen if someone was pushed inside the machine? The music would play like the most beautiful thing you've ever heard. Would the music play more if the machine was fed? The machine would seem to be looking at you with two yellow eyes on the side. You should push someone in. Inside the toy room nothing much seemed to remain. The room was strangely clean with all the toys being neatly put away, besides one. A large teddy bear sat in the middle of the room. It was old looking with a missing button eye and dust covering its surface but its fur...looked strangely soft almost tempting you to touch it.
(As he uncoils around himself, he draws his sword in a battle stance just in case) ummm...
...nope. this music sucks, and everything is suspicious. Nope nope nope nope nope...fuck it. *Star tosses a dummy of herself she pulled from her hammerspace into the machine* Why do I have a dummy of myself, you must be thinking? Well, because traps exist. This dummy is made to take the traps for me.
*Nero looks at the bear, an eyebrow raised. He looks over to Izumi* Go hug the bear. It's for science.
Ha ha. How about you go hug the bear...? It was a dirty bear in an abandoned room. You don't think that's suspicious? Even if this thing is an "abnormality," it can't move so there's no point in dealing with it. Right?
Yeah, it seems like it would be pretty harmless if we leave it alone. Or we could get Rep and make him hug it.
He's probably dead by now.
Red sighs for a moment, geez what's she gonna do about this kid anyway? Well, might as well go looking about the rest of the place... If she can get her new "friend" to stay nearby. "Well, I'm gonna go check out the rest of this place. Wanna come along kid? Not much to do just standing around here, and I'm betting we can find more of our kind out there if we take a look around. Though, you probably aren't too fond of them." She'd begin walking off, moving at a rather slow pace and clearly waiting for the small girl to follow after her... Assuming that happens, however, Red would stalk toward the toy room, she's not quite sure what it could be, but likely not anything too awful right?
Yeah, that's true. That's a shame. Oh well. What can you do?
The heart would just stay floating by Rep as the girl after looking at Red as she walks away wiuld begin walking after her in a very robotic fashion. Red would see a scene of Izumi and Nero looking at a odd abandoned bear upon entering. The bear wouldn't move or react for a moment but suddenly it would seem to move to look between Izumi and Nero. It's fur was starting to look very soft. The machine would grind up the dummy but that was not the meat of man that it craved. The music would start playing louder filling the heads of those who were listening with an obsession of sorts with throwing a living being into the machine. It would not be satisfied unless a sacrifice was made.
Um....she gonna do something'?
Well, if Rep is dead then he must have a corpse. Go get it and throw it at the bear. I'm curious to see what it does.
She'd look at the bear curiously... She's sure it's one of them, but she hasn't got a damned clue what this one does. Tch must be a NEO type. Damned things are pretty far out of her wheelhouse. "Well, I'm entirely sure that thing goes in containment, but I don't actually have any clue how it works or why we keep it locked it up! All I'm able to say for sure is that it doesn't breach and engage in active combat. Thus my knowing almost nothing." This job would be much easier if she could actually call a damned team or something, why the fuck is she running around without that anyway? Better ask about getting some damn contact info for next time if she's gonna keep playing agent... Toss the snake-like idiot at the bear? Well, she's got no reason not to listen to this insane man, Red would shrug before rushing after Rep, she'd quickly drive her axe into the man's chest and grab hold of him, dragging her prey to the toy room with a grin before tossing him at the abnormality inside. "Done, uh whatever your name is... Though, I'm pretty sure he's alive, unless my axe strike killed him anyways."
(edited by Red-Riding-Hood-Merc)
... fucking...fine! I'll throw myself in! Not going to do anything anyway, I'm fucking immortal. I eat my 1up mushrooms. I grab the extra lives. Don't ask why I goddess is doing that shit when she's already immortal... actually, do ask. My answer: more immortality. Now...HELLO HOUSTON! *Star runs and jumps into the machine with a grin on her face from her own joke.*
Huh? W-what the!? That was snake-freak!
*Nero is slightly surprised as Rep is thrown right past him into the arms of the old looking bear. He nods in approval, turning to Red.* That works. Very good.
Red would shrug at them, what else would you do with some idiot how never freaking dies. He was in containment for a bit, as that damned cursed monster or something and came back, then there was when he got dragged in with the Fae, and somehow lived through having been devoured by the bastards. "What else is he good for? I just assume you guys bring him along as some kinda bait/testing device. Fucker lives through whatever is done to him somehow, and I have no clue how it works... We think he may be an abnormality, but he also won't stay contained so uh nobody is sure." Rep, were you reacting? Kinda waiting on you here.
(edited by Red-Riding-Hood-Merc)
The girl would seem to giggle as Zane is thrown over to the bear. Upon touching the bear it would begin to extend its arms around him and begin...hugging him. It would grab on tightly as he could feel its soft fur. The machine having chopped Star up into nothing but a puddle of blood would be satisfied as a much quieter and soothing song would begin playing.
Oh..um...well, this can kill me, or not, but, it probably is...
Well... it does indeed do something. And I guess this way it stays put hugging him, huh? And that weird person can get two abnormalities for one, again.
Why is it always me....
*suddenly appears in front of the machine* Ah...welp, that hurt. Who the hell would put a deathtrap here anyway? Meh, not my problem. *Star goes down the stairs, content with what she had done*
So, it hugs people to death? That's unique. Also, why it's always you because, well Red here said it. You are our testing device. A litmus test for danger. From what I've seen, your not very good for much else.
(edited by Doctor_Nero)
"Hu-hugging him? What the hell kinda thing does that? I was hoping it'd come alive and try to murder us all or something!" Red sounds quite annoyed by the whole thing, she was hoping for a good solid bloodbath and instead got lameo hugs. "Weird person? Which one Lobotomy Corp is full of those ya know, I've met a good few of the bastards too... Huh, they sending out the Sephirahs or something? Hell, I didn't even know they could leave the building." That's rather strange to hear, doubtful a normie would call some agent "that weird person"... Though, maybe she's just thinking too highly of this girl's threshold for things being weird?
Well the one I saw was honestly rather scared. He saw that.... white-haired girl and called for an evacuation immediately.
White haired girl? Is that... Red would turn to Izumi and pay close attention, her yellow eyes shining over at the girl as she stares blankly. "What exactly did he say about that girl hmm? Something about a code perhaps? I think I know the thing's name, but if it's who I'm guessing... Why would they be walking around." Troubing news if it's who she thinks, and what else would set somebody on edge so quickly?
Um.... it started with an O, I know. I'm guessing there's other employees, too? I've heard people talk about someone else. Kind of a jerky woman or something...?
The bear would continue hugging Zane harder and harder. It didn't seem like it wanted to let go as if it was afraid to lose him. Harder and harder it would hug until a cracking noise would begin to be heard.
"O? No threat level starts with an O, it's ZAYIN, TETH HE, WAW, and ALEPH, gotta be one of those and if he ran at first sight... I'm guessing WAW or ALEPH." Upon hearing bones crack, she'd watch the bear a bit more and smile slightly. Sure it's not a fight, but eh watching some idiot get offed by a bear isn't the worst thing she could spend her time doing, maybe she'll shoot him if she starts feeling sorry for the poor bastard.
*walks into the toy room* Hey guys, there's a death machine on the next floor and holy shit that's a cute bear.
*Nero starts jotting down notes of what the bear is doing to Rep.* This information could be useful in the future. So, what are you two talking about?
(edited by Doctor_Nero)
No no no he called it that. O and some numbers. O.... sixty something.... and some other stuff. She'd look far away from Zane as the cracking noise starts in...
OWWWWW, FUCK, ME RIB CAGE, OWW FUCK FUCK FUCK!!
The bear would not release Zane as it just squeezes tighter and tighter until it would eventually completely shatter his spine along with his internal organs. Only after he died would the bear finally release his corpse.
(He may have died, but he jumps straight back up, and walks away from the bear)....goddamn that hurted!
Don't kill him. Let the bear do it. I want this experiment to be a full one. Ke Ha Ha Ha. As for the string of numbers and letters, it sounds more like a serial or identification number to me. *Nero continues to write down his observations, a satisfied smile on his face as he watches pain and suffering as he dies a slow, painful death by hugging. As Rep dies, he finishes writing and pockets his notepad* Thanks for the data. I hear there's a murder machine upstairs as well. Mind going in there as well so I can see what that does as well?
(edited by Doctor_Nero)
Hmm... Gotta be a WAW at least, no ALEPH would look like a girl so that's out. Magical Girl, one of them anyways but which? Bah, she can't tell which of those 3 it is based on hair color alone, but hopefully not the one who shrugs off red type damage. "It could be one of three abnormalities based on what you're saying, that I know of anyways... As for what we're talking about, Lobotomy Corp threat levels, and agents freaking out at the sight of an abnormality shaped like a girl." She's not exactly paid to keep company secrets or anything, so why the hell shouldn't she tell these chuckleheads a bit about the crap they're dealing with? Besides, she doesn't have anything better to do now, except watch some fool bite the dust.
...welp, at least the immortals survived the deaths. By the way, don't know if you heard me the first time, there's a fucking deathtrap on the second floor. It's this grinder thingy.
Grinder thingy? What in the... Huh, again no clue and that almost sounds like a tool type? Eh, she did say deathtrap so who even knows which one it was. "Got it lady with red hair, I'll be sure the frigging thing gets back to its cell at some point... If we're lucky LC will bother to show up and take care of these things, god only knows though."
Say, what ever happened with the spider girl?
Orange hair. There's a difference, and I'd like it to be know. Wait, LC? You mean that Lobotomy Corporation thing, yeah? I don't know the specifics, but I know it exists. Makes energy out of mutants or something. Oh, and if you're going to try it, throw an immortal in it...like me, for example.
OOC: I think I'm out of writing power for today. Feel free to continue put I'm done narrating for now.
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