"Why if it isn't my old pal Drink Machine 2.0!" [Says a rather timid looking boy who arrives on the scene after staring at the machine for minutes.] "How the hell have you been keeping then?" [He grins innocently before standing in front of the keyboard. He notices the sticker and loses himself for a moment.] "Hell's bells. I don't know what I want...golly..." [The boy puts his hands on his hips as he considers what he would like to drink.] "Oh I know! Let's try this!" [The boy types in a rather tame selection, Black Coffee.] "I'm curious what it means by anything?"

A man walks along the street when he notices a drink machine, intrigued by the option to type anything, pressing down and entering the only words he knows [ORE WA TENKUJI TAKERU, I WAS KILLED BY A GANMA ON MY 18TH BIRTHDAY. I WAS BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE AS KAMEN RIDER GHOST TO COLLECT ALL THE HEROES EYECONS SO THAT I COULD BE COMPLETELY BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE, I HAVE X AMOUNTS OF DAYS LEFT. FRIENDSHIP! AAAAHHHHHH!]

Tenkujii then picks up the cup and drinks the entire thing, before yelling out MY LIFE IS BURNING BRIGHT!

"Woah. It made a rainbow? Amazing." [The boy eagerly grabs his cup and blows on the surface to cool it down.] "I guess it really does do anything. Maybe I should tell Miki about this..." [He takes a sip from his drink as his young adolescent mind whirs into high gear.] "You don't think..." [He reaches for the keyboard with a shaky hand.] "...that I could possibly..." [His fingers begin typing slowly as to not trip up.] "...do that, right?" [He finishes typing. His second order is terribly typical for a young man with access to this power, Miki Makimura's Knickers. He lets out an exasperated sigh as though this was more of an undertaking than it wasn't. But a thought crossed his mind...who the hell uses the term knickers?]

HUAWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I BELIEVE IN MYSELF! Tenkujii yells into the air before returning to the drink machine and requesting one last drink before he runs off to try and get his true revival [Dinner]

A black haired teenager wearing headphones and using a seemingly pointless cane walks up to the machine and stares at it before shrugging. "What could go wrong?" He takes a minute to wait for Akira to type in his second order, another minute to judge him for it and then types in his own order with a smile on his face. "Water Of Life". "Let's see if you can handle my bullshit."

"Here we go..." Eito twirls his cane before grabbing his drink and downing it in one go. "Jesus Christ..."

Tenkujii begins to smile as he grasps the cup, bringing it up to his mouth, however when he remembers something he disappears into thin air to never return Ghosts can't have d i n n e r

"Oh fucking hell! That's what I get for being lewd. I'm so embarrassed..." [Akira finishes his coffee and grabs the cup of melted women's undergarments. Surely a taste wouldn't hurt him?] "...." [Yeah. Not happening. But hey, nifty souvenir! Akira looks towards the others and their drinks.] "Well then. I can't be out done like this! If the task is given to me then I won't shirk the responsibilities!" [He reaches out for one last round.] "On one hand...if this doesn't work I'll suffer for all eternity." [He begins typing.] "On the other...if my credentials prove satisfactory then I'll become a sort of a god." [He steps back after putting in his selection.] "I've never tried forming a union with meta before. But I'm going to give it my best shot." [He stares intently as the camera switches from a still image of his face, then the drink machine, then his face, then the machine, face, machine, face...he speaks.] "Alright! Pour out that drink and let's take a swing at the motherfuckers!" [His request? All Media Pertaining To The Devilman Franchise, Also Devilman No Uta As Sung By The Original Artist. A single bead of sweat rolls down Akira's face.]

Another teenage boy was walking down the sidewalk until he stopped to look at the strange drink machine. "A drink machine? Looks interesting..." The teenager walks up to the drink machine and looks at the keyboard. "So, all I have to do is type in anything and I will get said drink?" A smirk grows across his face just as he types in, "Gasoline... lots of it."

Sighing in satisfaction, Eito leans back a bit before petting the snake and typing once again. "Here we go..." "The Water Of Death". "Oh boy...

"What the fuck!? Is this some kind of a shit for brain's joke?" [Then Akira realized that the snake was holding a USB stick, he didn't know how he knew this...almost like someone was controlling him. Odd how that works. He reaches out and grabs it from the snake.] "Sorry about that outburst. I guess I'm just damn stupid, aren't I?" [He wears a sad smile as he looks to the snake.] "So where do I put this? I know what it is...but that's about it."

Nana walks up to the machine, having watched the other's, She gets the gist of what it does ............................................ N-nobody would judge me...... R-right? T-that guy.... asked for something lewd too.... ....................................................................................... Blushing, 7 types into the console "Hillock's Lewd Juice" The then cover's her face, embarrassed Oh geeze.... I can't believe I just did that.......

Eito takes his cup and stares at Nana, very much judging her. "What is wrong with you people..." He sighs and downs this drink too, not really thinking about the consequences. "Here we go lads and lasses."

S-Shut up! I-I'm a perfectly healthy pubescent girl! It's only natural! She pouts, Extremely embarrassed at this point until the machine actually pours her request ........................................................... I-It worked...... Her face completely red, She takes the cup ....................... N-now what....? D-do I drink it? ...................................... Standing off to the side, Away from the other's, Nana takes a deep breath and drinks the contents ........................................................................ W-worth it.... totally worth it.....

A sleigh flies overhead as bells jingle. It then lands and a Frogcat hops out of it starting to roll towards the drink machine on his holy heelies trying to keep his balance. When he arrives he types in "No Gay Juice" with that he crosees his arms and waits for his drink I need my fill damn it.

Jiyu takes the cup of gasoline and inspects it. "Wow, it worked! Now let's see if this will work..." He then puts the cup in his left hand and types in, "Blue and orange colored fire."

"There we go, it's kicking in..." "Haha..." Eito's sudden happiness gets interrupted upon seeing Nana drinking. His expression can be described as being somewhere between disgust and dissapointment. "Alright then..." Eito types in "Something that depicts my disgust perfectly and can be thrown at people".

Aha! Perfect! The good ol Frogcat picks up the cup with the light blue juice inside and chugs it down. Afterwards he lets out a loud burp which slightly pushes him back on his holy heelies Ah, that hit the spot!

"Perfect!" Eito marches over to Nana and throws his drink at her. "Now that that's done..." Eito slowly marches over to the machine and types in "Water of life". "Let's go back to normal, yeah?"

Jiyu takes the fire that's coming out of the nozzle with his right hand, setting it on fire, and C O N S U M E S it. "Great, now my fire attacks will look cooler."

Nana dodges the cup of acid At least I didn't drink corpse water!

(I'm the so-called neko, and I legit have no idea how that got there) (I require an explanation of this!) (Also better than drinking corpse water)

ooc: Snakes. Snakes got it and brought it here.

(..............................................................) (Hillock will remember this...)

Not knowing what to do now, Jiyu types in "Bone hurting juice." "..."

"Morgana" walks up to the machine, he had been watching for distance for a while now. You hooligans don't know the true potential of the machine, watch and learn. He stands on his... Tip-toes? Tip-paws? Whatever. He attempts to type "Water from the river of Styx" into the machine.

"Corpse water or not, this is better in my opinion." Eito types in "Liquid Magic". "Let's get a little experimental..." He turns to look at 'Morgana' with a bored face. "Already had it pal." "You're not special in drinking corpse water."

You could at least think of something more original A voice rings out into Jiyu's head as a small, white, almost catlike creature drops down in front of the machine from the top of a nearby building Now then, how am I gonna do this? The creature pauses for a moment, looking at the keyboard far above it, before extending the arm-like appendages coming out of its ear equivalent and using them to type in "Grief"

Out of boredom, ina walks by the drink machine and notices it. "Hmmm.." She walks up to it and puts in the word "fire"

"Morgana" laughs. Did you actually straight up drink it? That's not how it's used. He takes off his hat, cape, and fannypack-thing. This is you you do it. He tips the cup full of green water onto himself.

"DUDE!" Eito would step forward to chase Kyubey before stopping, sighing and typing "Liquid Magic But this time only I can touch it". "Work with me here..." He turns around to face 'Morgana', shrugging. "Sometimes, you have to experiment."

Jiyu turns to Kyubey while taking his third drink. "I couldn't think of anything original because I was too bored to even think." He then throws the cup behind him, landing on a random pedestrian, making him fall to the ground in pain. Ooc: Late post.

Eito quickly grabs the cup and drinks it before anyone can get close. "Better safe than sorry..."

Ina grabs the cup of fire and drinks it to see its taste.

"I'm still bored..." Jiyu types in "Star Platinum" just to see what happens.

Nana walks back up to the machine, a different order in mind this time It can give anything.... right? So,..... this shouldn't be a problem for it.... Nana types "Hourai Elixir" into the control panel OOC: Pretend this is before the update....

"Morgana" laughs, it's kind of an evil one. He puts all of the things we was wearing back on. What you didn't know is that anyone who bathes in the water of the river of Styx is immortal! Like Achilles except I'm probably not going to get shot in the heel.

"Oh, hell yeah!" Eito quickly moves over to the keyboard, typing in "Water". "The ultimate drink!"

.................... D-do I dare drink it? ............................. No.... Bad idea.... How about.... this.... Types in "Liquid knowledge of this machine's blueprints

"Huh.... Fire tastes good. "

Eito drinks the water, smiling in satisfaction. "This is truly the greatest machine known to mankind!" Typing in quickly, Eito smiles. "Drink that turns you into a human temporarily". "This is gonna be good..."

Smirking, Eito pulls a capsule out of his pocket before stopping and sighing. He types "Water" in again. "Goddamnit."

....................... Ok.... Nana drinks the black drink, then types in "Antidote to Hourai Elixer"

More water for water boi. Nana gets a crimson drink just as an alien language floods her mind, coupled with images of the machine's insides. Si agn iyx vev rtw... She mentally zones out after that.

Eh, well just in case the water didn't work... He types "Ambrosia" into the machine. This'll do the trick.

Eito grubs the water cup and throws it's contents at the capsule that was just placed on the ground. It soon grows more and more, transforming into a 10 foot monstrosity with more of a maw than a head and one giant arm on it's left side and two smaller but still large ones on the right. "Hey there Fluffy! Bow down, won't you?" The so far unresponsive monster that's apparently named Fluffy bows down immediately at Eito's order. "This is gonna be real good..." The teenager opens the monster's mouth and splashes the drink of humanity inside. "Ohoho..."

After zoning out for a bit, Nana snaps back to reality Whaaaa~....... W-what was that? Oof..... Nope.... bad.... Don't drink liquid knowledge from strange machines..... Bad Nana..... bad.... J-just drink the juice..... She drinks the Hourai Elixer from before, then pours the antidote into a canister before taking a look at it, putting it away, and typing in "Hourai Elixer antidote that won't expire She then checks fluffy's gender, out of pure curiosity

Eito takes off his jacket and throws it on the now more human Fluffy before typing in "Potion of invisibility". "There is something there I definitely don't want to see."

Oof! I was too slow! ....................... She canisters the new drink I need to find a way to..... Oh..... If I'm immortal.... Huh? Nana walks off, a plan in her mind

"Huh, interesting..." As the now human Fluffy rises up, the jacket falling off of him reveals...Nothing. Technically speaking, he didn't have a sex and therefore, nothing revolting appeared. "..." "Alright then." Eito starts walking away, motioning for Fluffy to follow. He-Uh-It does so. "We need to get you some pants before the cops are called."

"Morgana" quickly snatches and chugs the Ambrosia. Aaah, there we go. He then walks off to... I dunno.