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Hundred-S
Drink Machine 2.0: The Experience
As usual, the sleek black and silver drink machine sits by the street, humming softly. It seems to have been exhausted by trying (and failing) to make a genuine elixir... but that's another story. It's back in business, and a sticker encourages visitors to type anything into the keyboard-like keypad.
swindlesmccoop
Swindles inserts 140 Yen and buys a TaP soda. He drinks it and immediately loves it.
MonoDj
Hm... I am going to see what I can get with this... MetKnuck inserts 200 yen and orders "A Potion That Can Make Me Drill Faster" Hm... Nothing. MetKnuck inserts another 200 yen and orders Robot Oil. It comes out of the machine. I have to be specific.
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Pooncuck_Knoight
A woird loking PcK stpps uhp at teh machune nd slums he's hud on teh kaypud Punxakes!
Eito
Walking around the corner, Eito spots the Drink Machine and marches over. "Well, here we go again..." He types in "Ambrosia". "Let's see how much I can fuck this up!"
Hundred-S
There is no place to insert coins, but the machine dispenses the drinks anyway. Please let the narrator explain what exactly comes out. In some styrofoam cups are a certain soda for the first guest and two drinks for the robot. One is regular motor oil, while the other is a yellow mixture. The beautiful knight gets something that vaguely looks and smells like pancakes. It bubbles slightly. Yellow liquid is what Eito gets.
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MonoDj
Oh... It does work... Hm... Ok. Servos Up. MetKnuck drinks both of the liquids. WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO- MetKnuck is hyper and runs away to find something to drill through.
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Eito
"Bottom's up!" Eito grabs the cup and downs the liquid, sighing with a smile. "Nice."
Nago_Keisuke
Nago simply walks to the device and inputs 'Coffee from Café mald'amour. "I have little hope, but a taste of home is always appreciated."
Pooncuck_Knoight
Pooncuck Knahht tokes teh cap amd dranks teh entore thang, unfotunaley teh wrater had 2 cuuk foof so vary l4t3
Hundred-S
The narrator got distracted while playing Fire Emblem Heroes, but they'll just shift the blame onto the guy who ordered the pancake-flavored pancake drink. Good job. Nago gets a nice, warm cup of coffee. It's as if it had just been brewed. Eito suddenly feels like his throat is on fire. Scratch that: it feels like EVERYTHING is on fire. This burning sensation won't kill him, but it probably wasn't a good idea to eat god food, since it's still very painful.
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Nago_Keisuke
Nago sips the brew, hoping it's just as he remembered. "It certainly smells the same, but Owner always had a unique style."
Pooncuck_Knoight
A saccsess! Puncuke Knave awut! There goes my hero...
Eito
The teenager's eyes turn green as he shakes his head and steps back in pain. "Frankly, I don't know what I was expecting." Sighing and ignoring the pain, Eito chuckles as he thinks and types in 'GLORIOUS COMMUNISM'.
Hundred-S
The coffee is exactly as he remembers it, down to the smallest details. Where the machine got this is a mystery... or rather, HOW it got it. As Eito is calmly ignoring the agonizing pain- high pain tolerance I guess- he gets a nice red cup of COMMUNISM.
Succoth_Benoth
//A presence can be felt in the area...an almost sinister nature to it, yet oddly calm.\\ "Oooooh! I love me some good drink, ya dig? Let's see here..." //A booming voice shakes the entire area with an immense power, but then it goes silent. In those moments of silence, the keyboard would begin moving as though someone was spelling something.\\
"Delete Nexus Juice"
Hundred-S
Here's your juice, bro. Black and unmoving like our inevitable futures.
Eito
High pain tolerance indeed. Momma didn't raise no bitch. "Alright!" Eito grabs the cup and types in "GLORIOUS CAPITALISM". "What am I doing?"
Hundred-S
A blue liquid of CAPITALISM is here now. Oh dear.
Eito
"Oh yes..." Eito then grabs that cup too, places both of them on the ground next to the machine and then types in "GLORIOUS FASCISM". "There we go..."
Hundred-S
A black drink of FASCISM. Do I even want to know...?
Eito
Eito then puts that cup down as well before thinking. "I don't think they'll fit..." Typing in 'Can I have an Extra Large Cup?", he grins. "This is possibly the stupidest thing i've ever done."
Hundred-S
The machine opens up, and three black snakes put out a large cup before retreating back inside.
Eito
"Thanks." Eito then proceeds to pour the liquid COMMUNISM, CAPITALISM and FASCISM into the large cup. "Why do I do this?"
Hundred-S
The resulting white mixture seems to vibrate intensely, as if silently screaming. Nexus Anarchy Route unlocked.
Eito
"This is a terrible decision." "I love it." Eito grabs the cup and downs it immediatly. "Here comes the pain..."
MonoDj
There is something about this machine... MetKnuck looks around the machine for a logo of the creator or some identifying mark.
Kokichi
Oh, this seems interesting! Kokichi spots the machine while walking, he reaches it and types "Panta". Let's see if this thing is good enough or not. Hopefully it's gonna be worth my time He then sees Eito and slowly walks behind him. As soon as he's close enough he climbs on his shoulders and shouts into his ears. Hellooooooo! The thing you left cooking in the GYM burned! Having said that he gets down and moves away a little, with a big grin on his face.
Quintus_Geminus
The young man known as Quintus would stumble towards the machine. He looked to be slightly frustrated but upon a certain realization he'd approach the machine with a smile. "Now...I'll finally end this..." He types in the phrase 'The Cycle' into the machine and awaits the results.
Hundred-S
Someone with multiple personalities just drank a cup of extreme ideologies. I think it's safe to say that chaos is about to ensue. The machine doesn't have any logos, but does have a "commands list" on the side: NPT HNSHN STBLZ HLP PRTL Of course, the little liar gets nice, refreshing Panta fit for an evil organization leader. Quintus's drink is a swirling mix of black and white.
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MonoDj
NPT HNSHN STBLZ HLP PRTL... Let me type this to the machine. MetKnuck types HLP, thinking it was a command meaning "Help"
Eito
"OHOHO!" Upon swallowing the liquid, Eito seems very...Energised as he starts jumping around, his voice gaining a noticeable russian accent as he speaks. "COMRADES, COME, WHY DO WE ACCEPT SUCH CREATIONS OF THE CAPITALISTIC PIGS IN PLAIN VIEW OF THE STREET, WHERE ANYONE MAY COME AND ACCEPT POWER THEY DON'T DESERVE?!"
Quintus_Geminus
With a twisted smile Quintus would throw the drink to the ground before stepping on it. Finally, 'The Cycle' was broken. "Well, that was refreshing...did that actually do anything though?"
Hundred-S
A black snake pops out of the back of the machine, staring at the robot. Yes...? Uh... good for you, Quintus. Although it's hard to break liquid. But I'll ignore that and let you bask in victory.
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MonoDj
So, Are you the machine, or are you its mechanic?
Hundred-S
The snake thinks for a solid minute. "...Yes."
Eito
Spinning once, Eito then laughs as he rubs his hands together and stares at the Vending Machine. "Why of course, such a valuable machine could make me BILLIONS!" Eito starts laughing maniacally as he approaches the machine.
Kokichi
Alright! I got my panta ^^ and this is why it pains me to do this but i gotta since my friend subordinate has gone crazy. Kokichi opens the bottle of Panta and after getting a sip from it he launches the rest of its content all over Eito, hoping to make him calm down. What are you even doing? Get back on Earth you high hothead!
MonoDj
Can you tell me how you were able to get SCP property out of a facility? This is going to be a problem for you and everyone who drank the liquids, including me. I have to go.
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Marisa_Sakura
*walks onto the scene* Hmm? Okay...type anything, huh? How about... "Liquid Purity" And...enter.
Hundred-S
"What's... an SCP?" Meanwhile, Marisa gets a cup of clear liquid. Actually, it looks exactly like water.
Eito
Splashed by Kokichi, Eito turns around with clear anger in his eyes. He's now speaking in a german accent. "Who are you to splash me, you unworthy man, if one could even call you that?"
Marisa_Sakura
Huh...i thought it would be more...holy looking...well, may as well drink it. Don't want something to go to waste. *Marisa drinks the pure drink.*
HibkiKuze
*Hibki walks up the the machine, he attempts to type in “fusion reversal” however with his large paws it takes a few tries.* Let’s hope this works, maybe I can be fully separate from Byakko again.
Hundred-S
Marisa feels... cleansed. Of both evil thoughts and all temptations. A nice starry liquid for the catto gentleman~ It should do the job just fine.
HibkiKuze
Down the hatch. *He picks up the cup with both paws and chugs the drink* I don’t feel anything yet.
Marisa_Sakura
Wow, that...wow...hmm...maybe i could make more of this stuff? There's a few drops left... *Marisa walks off the scene.*
Kokichi
How dare you forget me! I'm the supreme leader of Evil and your boss! I...i thought we were friends....i'm disappointed..... He then burst out in tears, he pretends to cry like a baby. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAHA! After stopping he looks at Eito. Did that work? Did my sadness get to you? Even so you won't be able to do anything to me, i'm too fast, strong and agile for the likes of you Neeeheeehee. Return to normal and don't defy my authority further.
Hundred-S
Slowly, Hibki's body glows brighter and brighter. He can feel his body getting back to normal.
Eito
Eito shakes his head, as if to gather his thoughts before putting up a finger inbetween him and Kokichi. He walka over to the vending machine and types in 'Clarity'.
Jiyu-Hatanaka
A blue haired boy with a backpack on his back runs up to the drink machine once again and quickly types in "Time Stopping Juice." "This better work..."
HibkiKuze
*Hibki shakes his head and looks around, seems like the drink made him unaware of his surroundings, he checks his hands and, they’re hands again! He then turns around and sees Byakko in her tiger form* It worked! *They both walk off, smiles on thier faces*
Hundred-S
The machine falls asleep. I say that because there's snoring inside.
MonoDj
... Did that snake ask what an SCP is? Don't tell me that this Snake has the ability to produce any liquid known to man? Impossible...
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