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The Inari Boss Fight
[Inari lies on the floor, appearing to be motionless.] [Where exactly "the floor" is, you don't know.] [You get the feeling that Inari probably doesn't know how to "GM" or whatever they call it.] [...Probably because he doesn't] [wake me up wake me up inside] [A dialogue box appears that reads: "fuck you." "stats: stronger than tatsuya"] [Are you scared? Yes you are, fuck you.] [You are going to lose.] [Inari rolls over] [The smell of fresh sea-salt ice cream fills the air.] [fuck you.] [The one-sided battle has begun!] fuck you.]
BEEP BOOP MEOW. Stupidly overpowered bonus boss detected. Proceeding with hopeless fiiight. A robo neko jumps down from somewhere and shoots a pink beam from her chest.
"HELLO MOTHERFUCKER!" Eito busts down a wall somewhere and throws his gun at lnari.
wins fuck you
*suddenly appears* Sup. *Pulls out twenty miniguns all at once*
[The robot... cat... thing... didn't specify where the "pink beam" was aimed, so I'm assuming it was aimed at the mirror over there.] [The mirror reflects the so-called "pink beam" at the robo-neko, without Inari interfering at all.] [Inari HP: Alot | ATK: Stronger than you | DEF: 1]
holy shit why are there so many posts i only saw one aaaaaaa
Ow. Control unit input: faulty. The robot cat literally pulls herself together after that and crouches down, removing her head and replacing it with a different one. This is done until she has three floating headrones around her. Inputting taunt...
"Like prepare to get fucked, nerd." The lanky man ejaculates as he approaches. "I have a power beyond the gods. Like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!" The man ejaculates his war cry as a sparkling blue energy coats his body. His eyes turn grey and his body becomes slightly toned. His presence is overwhelming and the heat of his energy is sweltering to say the least. "Like this is the power of Ultra Instinct."
Eito shanks lnari. "Fuck you!"
(edited by Eito)
wins more fuck you.
"HELLO MOTHERFUCKER!" Eito busts down a wall somewhere and throws his gun at lnari. [Inari wakes up.] "Hi" wins no fuck you*suddenly appears* Sup. *Pulls out twenty miniguns all at once* [Starwaddle suddenly disappears.] bye]
"Like prepare to get fucked, nerd." The lanky man dies as he approaches. Eito dies. "Fuck you!" dies more fuck you.
[Fools. The power of God and Anime is on my side tonight! (this morning actually)]
"Like prepare to get fucked, nerd." The lanky man lives again as he approaches. Eito lives again. "Fuck you!" lives more fuck you. "I like ascended beyond the gods. Your tricks won't work on us."
Eito comes back up from the gates of hell and walks all the way over to lnari, wherever the fuck he is. "Satan said that he doesn't want to see me unless it's to give back my soul. Unfortunately for him, it's got a no return policy." Eito hits lnari in the balls.
"Like prepare to get fucked, nerd." The lanky man again as he approaches. Eito again. "Fuck you!" more fuck you. "I died."
Eito comes back up from the gates of hell and walks all the way over to lnari, wherever the fuck he is. "Satan said that he doesn't want to see me unless it's to give back my soul. Unfortunately for him, it's got a no return policy." Eito hits lnari in the balls. "Sadly, we're already in Hell. fuck you."
Has good taste in memes. Fuck you.
memes. Fuck you. same fuck you.
*suddenly appears again* Fuck you? No, fuck me!
"Like prepare to get fucked, nerd." The lanky man laughs again as he approaches. Eito rises again and strikes Inari from behind. "Fuck you!" https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qG6STGALli0 fuck you. "I will always like, rise like a Phoenix." "I won't like, lose here!"
"Sadly, we're already in Heaven. fuck you." "Well then, it looks like my job is done." "Demons such as you should die immediately in such a holy realm!"
With the posting of an intro, Fruit God opens a rift above the battlefield and floats in, transformed in his final form in write armour I was summoned. This is my stage now!
With the posting of an intro, Fruit God opens a rift above the battlefield and floats in, transformed in his final form in white armor. I was summoned. This is my stage now! "I like, fixed your spelling Fruit God Sama."
(edited by Shaggy)
Oof, I just woke up, I cannot spell!
Tosses Fruit God a senzu bean. "Like take this man! It'll like, fix you right up!"
(edited by Shaggy)
"I broke Inari's connection. He can't respond. He is trapped in frozen time. Like a bitch."
A bright light shines in as Fat Albert descends with his 2 keyblades, the super emeralds, and the master emerald. Hey hey hey... He points the keyblade in his right hand at lnari. You're gay.
Ha! I would but I can only eat fruits of Helheim!
[Inari wins the fight.] [As foretold.] good night im tired af lol @Starwaddle maybe later, k?
"Like the fuck is a Helheim?"
[Inari goes down in a blaze of glory during the fight.] [As foretold.] good night im ded af @Starwaddle raw dog, k?
...I didn't mean it literally. Ya stupid fuckers... *Suddenly disappears*
...I totally meant it literally. I love you, lnari! Call me later, yeah? *Blows a kiss to lnari and disappears, leaving a note with her phone number on the ground*
(edited by Eito)
...I totally meant it literally. I love you, lnari! Call me later, yeah? lol k choo choo
Er! Here I'll show you! Opening another rift, a giant infesting forest spirals out and begins to spread all over the area, however when Inari explodes, all the plants begin to burn and retreat Ah! This isn't good! I better run! Gaim ejaculated as he runs through the portal where he came from
And like, they all lived happily ever after.
THE END: SEXY TIME ENDING ;3
And like, inari won
And like, inari won 2nd place, same as everyone. Except, like, Shaggy. He wins 1st place and mad womens. Oh shit waddup
"We're all winners fucko."
[b] And like, 're all winners fucko."
[b] like fucko."
Kill yourselves
that's what
Kill yourselves
yo fuk u i win