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Reperzel
the bootleg GYM
So, right by the famous ''beat the shit outta people'' place, or, the ''gym'' is a new contructed, all new, ''Bootleg gym''. with the big name that says it, and the outisde being basicly dark purple, and a sign one the door that says: ''all fairys can FUCK OFF" inside, its pretty much a low budget version of the gym, oh, and wall are purple. soooo, yeah, and in the ''bar'' part where eito useally is in his gym, there is rep...sleeping rep: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Fucidin_Fuun
Fucidin sees this new building and walks up to the door, however with a stroke of bad luck, he trips on a crack in the floor and falls face first into the door, breaking it and stumbling to get up as a black cat behind him laughs at his misfortune Gah! H-how unlucky... Um hello? Is anyone here?
Reperzel
ZZZZZZZZ-HUH, WHO, ARE YA FAIRY?!?! (he says as the 7'3 snake centipede hybrid jumps up, and looks over at fucidin)
Fucidin_Fuun
Fuci jumps back at seeing the snake centipede and draws a black sheath out of his coat, holding onto the handle of it, shouting back at the monster, however it's pretty clear that he's afraid with shakey legs W-who are you!? Of course I'm not a fairy! Are you a fairy!? Your clearly not normal! Explain what you did to the people here! You must have killed them and taken over this place! I-I'll put you in your place! Shadow!
Reperzel
WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA.....WHAO,HOLD THE FUCK UP MATE, IM THE ONE WHO OWNS THIS PLACE (he then sighs) Look. Mate. I'm Reperzell, my real name is Zane Thomas Mayhew, and I'm a snake centipede hybrid... But. If ya wanna fight...alright then...
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Fucidin_Fuun
Wait you own this place!?! How?!? That seems impossible! Geez! How unlucky, I walked into a gym owned by a sentient insect! Fuci then lowers his grip, leaving the hand on the sheath to the side, and placing the sheath back in a slot in his coat as he looks around. Er, so what is this place exactly?
Reperzel
(He hisses violently at fucidin, but stops and sighs) Alright...ya know that "gym" place that's owned by that fat fuck kalib? This basicly a bootleg version of it, that's why its called "bootleg gym"
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Fucidin_Fuun
... I have no idea what your talking about. At all. Fuci then scratches his head trying to connect the pieces, who was this Kalib? Supposedly he ran a place like this? Strange... Fuci then looks down at the black cat at his side and talks to it Do you know what all of this means Loki? No? Kinda expected that...
Melody
*Melody walks into the Bootleg Gym.* Umm. Excuse me? Is this the, umm... "Bootleg Gym" I've been hearing about?
Reperzel
Eh, IDC (He then looks over at melody) Yeah this is it, are ya a fairy?
Melody
No, I don't think so. I'm a musician, primarily. I also have a note for a Mister "Stupid Bug".
Reperzel
Sigh...I'm the "stupid bug"......
Fucidin_Fuun
Fuci shakes his head at Rep's response, facepalming a little too hard and leaving a red mark Ack, talk about some customer service... Fuci then turns and sees Melody, taking a deep breath of relief Oh, thank god it's someone normal, hello there! How do you do? The names Fucidin, what's yours? Stupid... Bug? Yeah, sounds like it's him....
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Melody
Oh good. According to the sender. *Melody takes a note out of her pocket* "Rep, you fuck. Stop trying to steal my customers with your crappy bootleg gym. If you don't get the fuck out, I will call the police and have you arrested. Again." Wow. This person doesn't like you much.
Reperzel
Oh....I know who that is...its kalib or eito....both of them want me fucking dead...sooo
Fucidin_Fuun
Wh...What did you do to warrant that?
Kokichi
Kokichi woud notice the overflow of purple coming from the bootleg GYM, he would test the door by putting a bomb under it and throwing the trigger in a random corner, the one who will find it can make the door blow up. Hhhm, is this a GYM? I need to see if my friend subordinate is here too! Also there is a bar so i'm going to look for a Panta bottle. Now inside the GYM he would start to look at the place and occasionally steal things from there not caring about anything else. He then takes a package he totally had before and throws it in the air. This will shake things a little for sure... he smirks and then begins to yell Don't let that package touch the ground! Something bad is going to happen!
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Fucidin_Fuun
...! All of you people are crazy! How unlucky am i to end up in this world! Fuci then runs over and catches the strange box, trying to take a look at what's inside
Kokichi
as soon as the box is catched a full stream of confetti flies out of it and goes everywhere in the GYM. Ha! I got you! The package wasn't dangerous or anything! Just a big lie!
Airy
The fairy known as Airy would fly into bootleg gym Wow, this looks like a great place to bring all my friends!
Reperzel
PFFFFF AHAHAAA.....HOOHOHOH...AHHHH..ohhhhhh.ohoh...that was funny...to be honest
Eito
Eito comes upon the place, finding the blown up door, he decides to kick it a couple times. "Okay, I suppose I can understand why people do it now, it just feels...Right."
Melody
*Melody looks over to Airy as she enters.* Oh. Hello, Miss Fairy. It's nice to meet you. *She then looks over to Eito* Oh. Hello again, Mister Red Guy. I delivered your message to Mister Stupid Bug for you.
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Reperzel
(He then looks over at airy) AY, FAIRY, FUCK OFF, FAIRYS ARE NOT ALLOWED, FUCK OFF!
Fucidin_Fuun
... WHAT? You thought this would be funny? Has everyone gone mad? Fuci then turns and sees Airy, blinking and rubbing his eyes before speaking Is that an actual fairy? What magic world did I enter?!?
Reperzel
AY, GET OUTTA HERE YOU HIGH PITHCED FUCK!
Eito
Eito gives Rep the middle finger before turning to face Melody. "Name's Eito and uh, thanks miss..."
Reperzel
EITO, I SWEAR TO GOD, ILL KILL YA!
Fucidin_Fuun
Don't kill him! Seriously! What did he ever do to you?
Melody
Of course. I'm Melody, Mister Eito. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. Also... *Melody points at Rep.* Don't be mean to Miss Fairy, Mister Stupid Bug. She's a person like everyone else. Well, not EVERYONE, but I'm sure she's a nice person.
Reperzel
I.HATE.FAIRYS!. (He then pulls out a anti-fairy spary) ILL SPRAY YA UNTIL YA DISSOLVE INTO NOTHING!
Eito
Eito bows dramatically towards Melody, a smile on his face as he pulls out 1000 yen out of his jacket, seemingly having prepared it beforehand. He gives it to Melody. "Real pleasure, miss Melody! I believe this should be adequate payment for delivering my message?" He snorts and starts chuckling for a second. "Ah, the old sophistication, it's always nice to use it every now and then." He then shakes his fist as he stares towards Rep, his eyes turning Crimson. "Try it you ugly cuck!"
Kokichi
Kokichi sees Eito and waves at him. Heeeeeey! Eito! Hey, hey, hey, hey! It's been a bit since we last saw eachothers, hasn't it? Good job on blowing up the door and finding the switch i hid! the look on his face changes as it gets menancing and kind of scary too. https://board.sonicstadium.org/applications/core/interface/imageproxy/imageproxy.php?img=https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/danganronpa/images/c/c1/Danganronpa_V3_Bonus_Mode_Kokichi_Oma_Sprite_(35).png/revision/latest?cb=20170929124112&key=18a830836cfcd6b7eda6825ce55afc82494739a94002eb86f1b7ab6477ca32d2 By the way, what do think of the idea of having some fun here before leaving this wreck to flames?
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Reperzel
(He stares at eito with his sharp snake eyes, and shakes his tail like a rattle snake, and also hisses violently) YOU WANT TO FUCKING GO?!?, CUZ I SWEAR TO GOD. ILL KILL YA, I WILL , FUCKING WILL!!
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Melody
My thanks, Mister Eito. Glad to see you can uphold your end of a deal. *Melody takes her payment, putting it in the case on her back.* As for you, insect, attack the fairy at your own peril. Don't try me. I'm not just a pretty face.
Reperzel
LOOK, MATES, IT SPECIFICALLY SAYS FAIRYS AINT ALLOWED!, CANT YA SEE ANYTHING!?
Fucidin_Fuun
Fuci grabs onto Rep and pulls him back with a disgusted face. Was he seriously doing this right now? Pulling a weird insect from trying to kill someone? C-come on! Is this really necessary? Do you two have to fight?
Eito
Eito stares at Kokichi, sighing and shaking his head. "Ordinarily, i'd call you a crazy asshole but...I'm considering it." Hos mood improves somewhat as he turns to face Melody once again, nodding. "Let it not be said that I don't make sure every task undertaken for me goes unrewarded." He also looks back at Rep, grinning. "If you want to fight me, then by all means, come get some!"
Reperzel
MATE, I HAVE NO CLUE, BUT, IF WE DO, IM GONNA KICK HIS SORRY ASS! (He kicks fucidin off with his tail, and hisses at eito) C'MON, IM READY, COME AT ME!!
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Melody
*Melody looks slightly sad* Aww. I feel like beating some sense in him as well. But, I’ll leave this to you, Mister Eito. *Nelody instead looks at Kokichi* What sort of plan?
Fucidin_Fuun
Ack! Fucidin goes flying and hits a nearby wall, getting up slowly after sustaining such a blow D-damn... How unlucky... Er, Eito? I think that's your name right? Mind if I ask what you have against Rep? From what I'm hearing it's just a grudge for the sake of having one. Can't we all be friends? Including the fairy, the crazy and the other girl?
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Kokichi
Hhhhhm, well then take this and try to do whst you want with it. due to the magical power of plot, Kokichi obtains some bombs. They're pink and have a cute face on one side, he would throw one to Eito's direction hoping for him to catch it in time. Oh, those just have some strawberry jam inside, trying to clean the mess they do is very difficult. Be sure to not get any on your clothes. Also i can hand those to anyone who wants it. Kokichi, of course was lying. Some of them did contain the jam but others water and there is also the possibility that one of them is real. But the chances are really low.
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Joseph-Joestar
"What is this place?" [Says a brown haired young man as he strolls into GYM, looking around. Upon looking at him, his clothing style is a bit... strange, but it somehow works on him.] "Is this some kind of fighting arena or something?"
Eito
Eito stares at Fucidin, a somewhat tired expression on his face. "You haven't know this fucker for long, have you? He's the biggest asshole you've ever met, only sprinkled with a healthy amount of cocaine and mental illness." Shaking his head, he instinctively grabs the bomb ajd throwz it at Rep while talking to Melody. "You can join in on the fun if you like, there can never be enough people beating him up at the same time, after all." Upon finishing his conversation, Eito draws both pistols and shoots at Rep 5 times with each one.
Reperzel
Alright then...let's go. (He then back flips the bomb, knocking the bomb back into eito, but the bullets hit him. Doing small damage) OW, THAT STINGS..
Melody
Well in that case, by your leave, Eito. You don’t mind if I drop the formalities, do you? It get’s infuriating having to say “Mister” this and “Miss” that every time I address someone. *Melody whistles, spawning a ghostly musket. She fires a few times at Rep before she stops humming, causing the gun to fade.*
Eito
Eito jumps back, kicking the bomb away before returning both guns to his jacket in favor of unsheathing his swords, one aflame, the other blazing with some dark power. He nods to Melody before turning back to face Rep once again. "Come on then you insufferable asshole!" Tyrfing, the sword engulfed in flames,falls upon Rep from above while Murgleis comes in from the side.
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Reperzel
Hehe... (He then drills underground, making the bullets miss, and then, when eito lands, he jumps back up, and drop kicks eito from behind) YOU SHOULD'VE KNOWN!
Joseph-Joestar
[Joseph notices the completely unfair fight between the two humans and the weird snake creature. He assumed that he needed some help with the fight.] "Hey snake person, do you need help there?"
Reperzel
Hm? (He then looks over at Joseph,)....yes please
Eito
Eito falls forward, using the momentum to roll forward and get up, sheathing his swords and extending his hand, balling his fist around the blue card that appears on it. "Come Forth, Odysseus!" The Persona appears behind Eito pointing his spear at Rep. "Agidyne!" Twirling his spear, Odysseus sends a large wave of fire at Rep. He turns to stare at Joseph, insistently shaking his head. "Let this happen, pal! He fucking deserves it!"
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Melody
*Melody looks over at Joseph with big, innocent eyes.* You can’t help him Mister. That Snake is a monsterous criminal. He’s trying to kill some innocent fairy folk and is being very rude and mean. Also, my friend, Mister Eito tells me he’s killed innocent people. You look like a nice man, Mister. Surely you’ll help us stop this evil being before he kills more innocent, people, Won’t you?
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Reperzel
OH, SHIT, I HAVE AN IDEA (he once again drills underground, then, a big rumble can be heard, and, a humongous centipede burst from underground. With its giant poisonous fangs, spiting out poison/venom, and then he jumps fully out, and rams into eito and odysseus, with extreme speed, and the fire does nothing to it)
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Joseph-Joestar
"Very well then!" [Joseph runs to the battlefield with a wide grin on his face. He gets in a fighting stance as he faces his two opponents.] "Where are my manners, I forgot to introduce myself. The name's Joseph, Joseph Joestar." [Joseph then looks over to Melody.] "Wait, this snake person killed people? If that's the case, then I changed my mind." [Joseph glares at Rep.]
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Eito
Eito is blown back quite a lot, hitting and nearly shattering the wall as he falls to the ground. Slowly getting up, he stares back at the clashing Personas, Odysseus having grabbed Omukade by the antenna and looking towards Eito. "Cyclops' Demise!" Throwing his spear into the air before grabbing it near it's end, Odysseus thrusts it into Omukade's eye before doing the same to the other one.
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Joseph-Joestar
Ooc: Two things, I edited my post, and I'm not using old man Joseph for this.
Reperzel
(Rep now is just hiding for now, as for omukade, with its eye gone, a burst of green blood gushes out, and omukade screams in pain, but continues fighting by ramming into Odysseus, making it hit the floor, and countinesly biting it with its sharp and extremely poisonous fangs)
Eito
Roight, sorry mate.
Melody
*Melody is almost hit by Omukade, stumbling over and landing on her butt on the GYM floor.* Oof. See, Mister Joestar. He’s trying to kill all of us. He’ll bring this place down if he’a not stopped soon. Please. You have to help us stop this thing!
Eito
A couple of the bites his their mark, making Eito recoil in pain, looking ready to puke before steadying himself. Considering Odysseus himself is only made out of bronze, the venom fails to do anything to the Persona as he grabs his spear and holds it horizontally up against Omukade's mouth, blocking it from biting down on Odysseus. "Hah...I'm not done quite yet..."
Joseph-Joestar
Ooc: I have to eat dinner, I'll be back soon.
Reperzel
(Omukade, thanks to its incredible length, trust its tail into ground, then, suddenly, the tail, comes from the ground, and trust deep into Odysseus, piercing his bronze body, and crunches up Tue spear like nothing, and eito can hear rep laughing underground)
Eito
Falling to the ground, Eito clutches his chest in incredible pain, sounding like he's choking. Odysseus mirrors this by grabbing onto Omukade's tail. "Not...To...You..." With a snap of his fingers, Odysseus abandons both his spear and Omukade's tail as he grabs the Persona's jaws and starts tearing in two, the sickening sound accompanied by Eito's chuckling. "It's a two way street, motherfucker..."
Reperzel
As a last attempt before it dies, a special poison gets dumps onto Odysseus from ripping his body opening, and it does infact, dissolve the bronze body, while rep syas to eito from underground)...well..this is the end...old friend...
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Eito
Eito coughs and slaps the ground. "You're a dumbass, this isn't going to kill us." "Put us in a coma? Probably. Kill us? No way." Sighing, he leans up against a wall and yawns. "You do know i'm gonna get the cops on your ass for this afterwards, right?"
Reperzel
Well...how bout this? (Then rep drills straight up eito, cutting eito into half with extreme speed, he then drills back underground, disspering)
Eito
What Rep didn't know is that he cut a dummy filled with explosives in half. His drilling set off the explosives, instantly killing him and destroying his abomination of a thread.
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Reperzel
I WILL COME BACK!
Eito
Good End: Acquired.
Reperzel
well, imma turn this into a series
Eito
Don't. Just the mere sight of this thread gave me cancer. Posting in it made it terminal.
Joseph-Joestar
Ooc: Oh wow, the fight's already over...