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Monaalt
Alt LeBlanc
It's LeBlanc but an alt. *The hero cat didn't do much these days, mostly spent his time washing tables and dishes then sleeping. How a cat washes dishes, no one knows. But it sure as heck isn't done very well. The important part is that it's free labor for Sojiro. However, today Mona felt like taking a break from the daily labor to relax and socialize. He looks at the store to see that no one has arrived yet.* Hmm...
_Morgana
A bulbous headed cat creature throws open the door to Leblanc and slides into the room. Its eyes poised in a menacing fashion as he gazes upon the other cat. With its little arms it would point at the second cat before speaking. "HA! I've finally found you, Faker!"
Morgana-Anon
"Morgana" enters the Leblanc as well. He looks around. Yeesh, did someone slip me something? He looks at both Monas. Cus I see two devilishly handsome people here that look strangely similar to moi.
(edited by Morgana-Anon)
Monaalt
What? Mona looks at the new Morgana, then at the other new one, then back at the second one I'm sorry, I have no idea what you're talking about. We are all Morgana, just from different dimensions. You see, I have the word "alt" on my name because my first account got banned
_Morgana
"Is that what those pesky things floating above our heads are?" The cat ponders upon this as he gives the newcomer a once over. It seems to make sense. "Wait a second. Can everyone see our names? How am I supposed to be a Phantom Thief of Hearts if everyone and their mother knows who I am!?" He brings a stubby arm to his chin. "Mreow... this is quite the predicament. Not very elegant if there's no secret identity..."
Monaalt
"That's why you use alts. I have about 100. They're quite useful, but difficult to maintain"
Morgana-Anon
"Mona" shrugs. Meh, why care about that stuff honestly? He takes out a cigar and puts it in his mouth. Just kick back, relax. He then takes out a lighter and lights the cigar.
_Morgana
The cat jumps up to the counter and begins shuffling in agitation. "Do neither of you have pride as Morgana's? This isn't something to make light of! This could change who we are as a whole, and that's not how I'd like to change!"
Morgana-Anon
"Morgana" shrugs yet again. I mean, to be honest, it's just something that you should let go of. He jumps up onto the counter and stands next to the other Morgana. Just like a... Certain red latex clad phantom thief?
Monaalt
Hears the word change Inhales "So you know that we're out there Swatting lies in the making Can't move fast without breaking Can't hold on or life won't change!"
_Morgana
"Lady Ann? What about her? I only have eyes for Lady Senri!" The creature puffs out his chest to attempt to look a tad more masculine. It doesn't work well.
Morgana-Anon
He tilts his head, "Lady Senri", eh? Lady Senri? Who might be this "Senri" you speak of, friend?
Monaalt
*"Mona" shoots an eyebrow at _Morgana* Senri? I've seen her. She's a thot.
_Morgana
"You don't know her? I met her here in the Nexus! She's great! She knows what she wants and won't take no for an answer! She's a bonafide pro at making changes!" The cat lets out a lovey dovey giggle as he reminisces. "Come again?" The cat gazes over at the alt with fury in his eyes. "Surely you're kidding."
(edited by _Morgana)
Morgana-Anon
He scratches at wherever a chin would be. Can you give me a physical description instead drooling over them? "Mona" smirks at his own jab at the other him.
Monaalt
Mona hops up on the counter with the other two cats and smirks closely to _morgana in an instigative manner She's a thot, You're a thot. You two thots are perfect for each other
Fenris
*Chris walks in noticing the triple headaches on the counter* "Oh great there are three of you now!"
_Morgana
The cat furrows his brow in annoyance and jumps off the counter. "You're wrong. But whatever. I'm clearly not wanted here." With that, he leaves the cafe.
Fenris
"Wait.....how.......when......what is going on!?"
Monaalt
Tch, what's his problem?
Morgana-Anon
"Morgana" takes the cigar out of his mouth and throws it to the side. Aw, I'm gonna miss that guy. He ignores Chris, maybe that'll make him angry.
Fenris
*Is starting to get irritated but thinks of a devilish idea* "Hey, you dropped something." *Swipes Morgana's hat off his head*
Morgana-Anon
He takes out another hat from behind his cloak. I'm always prepared for a random gust of wind stealing my hat from me. He puts it on.
Monaalt
Ooc: which Morgana?
Fenris
*Clearly shocked but shrugs and puts on his well deserved hat* "Eh. Free hat."
Fenris
Ooc: Morgana-anon
Morgana-Anon
OOC: Check the icon.
Monaalt
purrs while laying down I'm bored, does anyone have any tuna?
Fenris
"I think I do. Hold on." *Takes off his backpack and starts shuffling through it*
Monaalt
paws at the backpack
Fenris
"Where is-ah!" *Pulls out a can of tuna and a can opener*
Monaalt
tilts head Ah... purrrr...
Morgana-Anon
"Mona" just goes to a random spot and goes to sleep. Why? Why not?
Fenris
*Opens can of tuna* "Here you go."
Police_Momkey
Suddenly, the motherfucking cafe door explodes into bits and pieces by a banana grenade. A moment later, a Momkey wearing a police hat literally rolls into the cage, drawing his gun at everyone. its the police, motherfuckers!!
Fenris
*Throws bag at whatever came through the door(whats left of it anyway) out of surprise* "OH JESUS WHAT IS GOING ON!"
Monaalt
Laps the tuna into my mouth Yummy tuna!
Fenris
*Clutching his heart* "I don't know what is going on"
Monaalt
Mona appears unamused by Fenris' reaction or the police momkey, he appears only interested in his tuna
Fenris
*notices Monaalt eating the tuna* "At least the tuna is fine."
Police_Momkey
falconnnnnnn punch!! The Momkey uppercuts the bag so hard that it flies into the air eventually reaching outer space. wait. what's this place called?
Monaalt
Mona answers the momkey This is Café Leblanc, you should try some curry.
Fenris
*Sees the bag soar off to where man has gone before* "MY BAG!! THAT HAD ALL MY MONEY AND MY TRAIN TICKET!!"
(edited by Fenris)
Police_Momkey
...shit, wrong building. sorry bout that, my dudes. The Momkey rolls back outside, hops on his unicycle, and yeets the fuck away from the café.
Fenris
*Devastated by loss of his bag* "Why?"
Police_Momkey
Oh also, the bag crashes back down in LeBlanc.
Monaalt
Mona waves at the police Momkey Bye, then! looks at fenris with concern Oh, that's no good! What are you gonna do without your train ticket? notices the bag crash back down Oh, never mind then. Now, what are we gonna do about this hole in the ceiling?
(edited by Monaalt)
Fenris
*Sees the bag and grabs it* "Yeah that is that last time I'm throwing my bag at something. At least now I can get to my uncle's place."
(edited by Fenris)
Natsuki
A very short, pink haired girl walks into the cafe with a "book" on her right hand entitled "Parfait Girls". When she walked in to grab some coffee, she got startled and stepped back little when she saw the humanoid cats. W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-whhat is this? I'm allergic to cats b-b-b-b-but they talk n-n-n-ow! This is bad! She stumbles back and quickly opened her "book". Alice! Minori! Come out and take c-c-care of this for me. So, Natsuki summoned Alice and Minori (The Parfait Girls) from her book. Alice and Minori started to destroy the cafe by using their magical powers of cupcakes, cuteness, bright colors, and anti-feline magic to cleanse the cafe.
Rolf
HELLO I AM THE SON OF A SHEPARD BACK IN ROLFS COUNTRIES THESE CATS ARE USED TO HARVEST MILK AND BUTTER ROLF WILL NOT STAND FOR HERESY *Rolfs hair turns white and he picks up the entire cafe before suplexing it and ascending to the sun before dropping an elbow in an atomic blast. There would likely be no survivors but if there were they would be worthy of Rolfs respect*
Monaalt
Oh no the cafe is destroyed!
Fenris
"Will everyone just stay calm!"
-Light-
Boss made the best damn Leblanc threads.
Natsuki
After seeing the cafe get destroyed from the help of the European guy, she told Alice and Minori to come back. The two then went back into the "book". Hmph. Looks like my job here is done. She closed the "book" and walked away with some sass from the mess she made. She made a cute, yet evil smile as she walked into the sunset.