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one-off
How do you get over a crush with someone you have no chance with?
You see, there's a certain girl I tend to creepily obsess over. However, she's a lesbian. What do I do?
Reperzel
Simple: Take off that dinags. And slap on a vagina
one-off
Oh, yeah, I also forgot to mention she hates me
Fayth
Mind control and/ or blackmail. Kidnapping also works.
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pixie
time
BeautyThief
you have 2 options in this situation: 1) crossdress and hope for the best 2) cry
Mira
become a lesbian too . . what do you mean that aint how it works
-Light-
Lost cause bro. There’s a girl I have a crush on too but I’m too shy to do or say anything to her directly.
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filthyllama
I guess one-off is
better off
not going for it. I am so sorry that I can't contribute anything that can help you man. Honestly, though, it's a lost cause if she's just lesbian. Might as well look elsewhere, man.
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Inflation_anon
Just play this https://youtu.be/4sx3KGrNWtw