The Story of Lopez(Use Google translate)

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Lopez

Todo comenzÃ³ en una maÃ±ana de domingo ... Â¿DÃ³nde estaba el dÃa del seÃ±or hasta que tres idiotas rojos arruinaron la Navidad el uno al otro y uno es un idiota rosado y cÃ³mo fue arruinado? una guerra estÃºpida y Â¿dÃ³nde estaba? un miembro del equipo rojo con una visiÃ³n no tan positiva sobre la humanidad y mi nombre? es Lopez Y soy un soldado hecho de metal.

Lopez

https://youtu.be/Q9Dr8BFzq4I (Here is music to set an atmosphere while you read this monologue like story)

BonafideMonafide04

It all started on a Sunday morning ... Where was the day of the Lord until three red idiots ruined the Christmas one another and one is a pink idiot and how was it ruined? a stupid war and where was it? a member of the red team with a not so positive vision about humanity and my name? It's Lopez And I'm a soldier made of metal.

Lopez

Well fuck...

Kazuo

As the local romance languages connoisseur I find the lack of commas disturbing. What does grammar have to do with a language? Nothing. Moral of the story: Don't say swears

Church_

Tries to shoot Kazuo but misses all of the time, "DAMMIT!"

Google_Translate

Oh, make me! I was very confident!