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Shantotto
Why hello~! And, oh, good bye!
The lady walks down a path in a forest. She doesn't seem to know where she is, but it matters not. After all, a woman like her needn't worry about such trifling matters. A different world simply means a new place in which to bring her plans to fruition. "Hmmm... I do hope I'll meet someone soon. I need someone with whom I could commune" She may have been small of stature, but her intellect was that of a sage. She knew she had to collect information before she could do anything.
Lopez
A Brown armor clad "Man" is pacing back and fourth with a toolbox ranting to himself. "¡¡HIJO DE PUTA!!" The armor clad Man sounds frustrated
Shantotto
Noticing the man, Shantotto whispers to herself. "An armored lout, but why must he shout so loud?" She decides to walk up to him and lightly taps his knee with her staff. "Why hello~! And oh... Good bye!"
Lopez
"¿Quién coño?" The Armored clad engineer known as "Lopez" looks down in confusion to what hit him. "Hmmm ... Tal vez sea solo yo ..."
Shantotto
"Well, Well, what do we have here. It seems this one's a bit queer!" She scoffs at the newcomer. Using her magic, she levitates to reach the man's line of sight. "I'm over here, my dear."
Lopez
"Oh, Hola, soy López, ¡y no soy raro! este es el idioma que hablo" I highly suggest running this into Google translate but that's your choice.
Shantotto
Don't worry. I used to study spanish. "Yes of course! Now would you mind being my source? I need a quidam who could tell me where I am!"
Lopez
Okay good to hear! "¡NO TENGO PAPÁ FOLLADA DONDE SOY MISMO!" Lopez looks at a handheld GPS in Confusion as it shows there is no signal.
Shantotto
"I meant to talk about the world we were in, not the woods you're stuck within" Not knowing what a GPS is, she flat out ignores the device. For now.
(edited by Shantotto)
Lopez
I saw that post by Emperor Mataus. He just couldn't handle Lopez the Heavy
Lopez
On it "¿Mundo? por lo general, esperaría que un médico de campo con un lanzador de cohetes o un asesino loco y que se atascó en un avión con idiotas"
Shantotto
"I don't understand a word of what you're saying, but it seems this is a world in which it is worth staying." She lands back on the ground and begins walking. She doesn't quite understand everything the questionable man says, but she gathered enough to know there is a civilisation in this world. It would now be her task to seek it out and study it. Thus, she set out to leave these woods.