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Ren's Amazing Text Adventure
You wake up in your room. It's morning. Morgana is sleeping on your work bench.
HibkiKuze
>Check date and time on my phone
swat_squad
>Get out of bed, q u i c k
Naoya_Toudou
>Wake Morgana up and get yourself ready
Sylveon
>Wake up Morgana with a hug and say "Good morning, honey~"
ArkadeKing
>Get out of bed you lazy fool
Shakespeare
You get up and look at your phone. Sunday the 27th of November. Another free day. Your movement wakes up Morgana. "Ugh. Not the time for jokes, Ren."
HibkiKuze
>Get dressed, Put Morgana in your bag, and head downstairs.
swat_squad
>Jump in circles, because why not.
Sylveon
>Dress Morgana in kawaii maid outfit
ArkadeKing
>Ask Morgana if we have anything planned for today
NotIgor
>Install hackerware and replace Morgana with teddie and lock the file.
Shakespeare
*You get dressed and head downstairs, Morgana hoping into your bag as usual. This morning, however, you decide to get some extra exercises in for no reason. You jump in circles. Sojiro looks at you with a strange look.* Um. Are you alright there? *You blush before asking Morgana if you have anything today.* Hmm. Not really. Free day today. *Cheat unlocked: Morgana has a teddie skin.*
(edited by Shakespeare)
Rom_Dolos
>Check phone for messages
swat_squad
>Go outside, Jump around in circles.
NotIgor
sv_infiniteammo 1
Naoya_Toudou
>See if you could go to Akihibara to practice with the king
ArkadeKing
>Walk outside and look at the sky
HibkiKuze
>Drop your bag on the ground and run, leaving that strange Morgana Teddie combo behind
Cait_Sith
>Jump out the window
Shakespeare
*You check your phone. Yusuke, Ann and Makoto want to meet up. Ryuji wants to know if they are going to mementoes today.* *You go outside and continue your exercises. while looking at the sky.*
ArkadeKing
>Go to mementos because what else is there to do
Sylveon
>Suggest violent overthrow of the Japanese government to friends
swat_squad
>Head to school, tell everyone that I'm going to jump around in circles, and fulfil that promise
NotIgor
>egg
Cait_Sith
>Consume phone
Rom_Dolos
>Go to mementos
HibkiKuze
>Run up to a cop and point your model gun at him. Then pretend to pull the trigger and yell “Bang!”
Shakespeare
*You decide to meet up with your friends and go to mementoes. There, you suggest to overthrow the government using Mementoes.* Ryuji: I'm game Ann: Don't screw around. That would go against everything we've been doing so far. Yusuke: Indeed. Now, let's go and beat some rubbish mentality into submission.
Cait_Sith
>Consume phone
Pancake_Knight
>Seize the means of production
NotIgor
>Obtain egg for Yusuke to feed the boy
ArkadeKing
>Find some rubbish mentality and beat it into submission
swat_squad
>Die
Rom_Dolos
>Distort your own desires
Shakespeare
*You have no Eggs* *You enter Mementos proper. Team: Yusuke, Makoto, Haru. There is a mission on B34 and B39. You arrive at B30.* *You drive Morgana into a wall. Morgana spontaneously combusts, killing you and your team.* *Bad End. Reloading.* You wake up in your room.
Sylveon
>Ask Morgana on a date to the observatory
ArkadeKing
>Get out of bed and check the date-sneakily.
swat_squad
>Die
Rom_Dolos
>Roll down the stairs
NotIgor
> bind w noclip
Shakespeare
You wake Morgana up and asks if he wants to go on a date to the observatory* "Only if Miss Ann comes with us. Mmm. Miss Ann." *You begins going downstairs but fall and break your neck. Sojiro is arrested for having faulty safety in his business.* *Bad End. Reloading* You wake up in your room.
(edited by Shakespeare)
ArkadeKing
>Don't die.
NotIgor
>toggle godmode
Shakespeare
You don't die. This is a good thing *Error. Godmode locked.*
Rom_Dolos
>Open Tanaka's Shady Commodities on computer
swat_squad
>Scream on the top ye lungs because you just realized you forgot that this is the day where two verisons of you die, and form a time paradox teleporting you back in time to save yourself from dying
NotIgor
>sv_cheats 1 >toggle godmode
ArkadeKing
>Check the date without waking up Morgana
Sylveon
>Order explosives
Cait_Sith
>Punt Morgana out the window
Shakespeare
You think about screaming, but stop yourself at the last second. Sojiro would kill you for scaring his customers. And you definitely didn't want that. *Error. Cheater found. Blocking SV_cheats.* You order explosives off of Tanaka's shady commodities. Carefully, without waking up Morgana, you pick him up, open the window and kick him out of the window. Cats have 9 lives, so he should be fine... right?
swat_squad
>EEEAAADDDDWWWEEEEVFFFVVQAAWEEE
(edited by swat_squad)
ArkadeKing
>Begin regretting your life decisions and jump out the window
Cait_Sith
>Enter Metaverse
Rom_Dolos
>Send yourself a calling card
HibkiKuze
>Run outside and see if Morgana’s ok, if he’s not pull your model gun on a cop and threaten to shoot him.
Shakespeare
You regret doing that and follow Morgana out of the window, landing on the concrete below, breaking both of your ankles. You enter Mementos alone. Your ankles are still broken, however.
HibkiKuze
>Leave momentos and punch a cop in the face
Cait_Sith
>Have uhhhh Pixie or something use Dia to un-break ankles
ArkadeKing
>Shoot yourself. Maybe things will be better next time.
Rom_Dolos
>Check personas
swat_squad
>Have a picnic with the shadows.
Shakespeare
You decide to leave Mementoes and try to find a cop to punch in the face. Unfortunately, you have broken ankles, so getting around is really hard. Eventually, you stop trying to find a cop and just lie in the middle of the street. You check your persona list. (Alice, Zaou Gongen, Okuninushi, Aliat, Arsene)
ArkadeKing
>Die.
Shakespeare
You shrug and just decide to die. So you do. You die. This is a very unfortunate event. You are now dead. rip *Bad End. Reloading* You wake up in your room.
swat_squad
>Call Sojiro, and tell him that I have broken ankles please help
ArkadeKing
>Go into mementos solo, go to the first block, and begin reenacting a Dynasty Warriors game
swat_squad
>Get up, and read a book.
Rom_Dolos
>Evil laugh
Cait_Sith
>Stuff Morgana in your bag and take him with you
HibkiKuze
>Put Morgana in a maid outfit and then take pictures, for well, reasons
Shakespeare
*You get up and enter Mementos. Drawing your knife and summoning Arsene, you run through the first floor of mementoes, cutting down 100s of shadows. Once your reach somewhere around 1000 shadows, you hear a random voice from somewhere.* Cao Cao: You are a true warrior of the three kingdoms *Well that was weird. You just laugh evilly and move on/*
swat_squad
>Have a picnic with the shadows.
Sylveon
>Wait for the Reaper and threaten to suplex his jabroni ass
ArkadeKing
>Check the texts, if Ryuji still wants to go to mementos tell him you're already there
Rom_Dolos
>Wait for the Reaper
HibkiKuze
>Put on a maid outfit yourself, you’ve always wanted to wear one
Jiyu-Hatanaka
>Eat self
Cait_Sith
>Ascend
Shakespeare
*You sit down and have a picnic with the weak ass shadows. They seem to enjoy this and join you. You have a contract with Pixie and Slime.* *The Reaper appears. It is attracted to your picnic and seems to want to join. Instead you suplex the reaper. It gets mad and shoots you before leaving. Your new Pixie heals you up, so it's fine.* *You put on a maid outfit. You have no reason for doing so, you just do. Ann always looked good in it, so why not? You take a selfie and decide you look fabulous. You are now wearing: Maid attire.*
(edited by Shakespeare)
Cait_Sith
>Have a wild party with the Shadows
swat_squad
>Attempt to date the Reaper
Rom_Dolos
>Send selfie to Ryuji
HibkiKuze
>Send selfie to all your friends with the caption “Ready to serve”
ArkadeKing
>Put on all of those DLC outfits you totally have. Go into battle. Listen to the sweet amalgamation of all the battle themes. Also suplex the reaper into another reaper.
Shakespeare
*You have a rave with the shadows. The Reaper comes back and you invite him to join. He does. You dance with the Reaper, but cannot date him. He's already married. To his guns. Oh well. You dance long into the night and until next morning. You don't know you've been doing this until the others find you next morning and join you in dancing. Some say you're still dancing to this day.* *Ending: Dancing Star Night. Cheat Unlocked: Afro Mode. All characters will have an afro if this is activated. Restarting game.* You wake up in your room. It's morning. Morgana is sleeping on your workbench.
swat_squad
>Go immediately into Mementos and date the Reaper.
Rom_Dolos
>Enable Afro Mode
ArkadeKing
>Activate Afro Mode. Go into Mementos with all your friends. Convince them all to go nuke the first block.
HibkiKuze
> put on the maid outfit then call Becky over for a maid night
Shakespeare
*Cheat Activated: All character now have Afros* *You and your friends go into the first block of mementoes and clean it out of shadows. You get like 4 exp. You cannot date the reaper. It is already married. To his guns.*
Cait_Sith
>Hope Morgana gets an afro too
swat_squad
>Go read a book in Mementos
Sylveon
>Become a yandere and attempt to kill the reapers guns, because he's the only one for me
ArkadeKing
>Go to the bottom of mementos. Boot down the door to wherever you end up.
Rom_Dolos
>Nuzzle the Reaper's guns with your afro
HibkiKuze
>Ask Morgana if he would like to date you
Shakespeare
*You attempt to kill the reaper's guns while your friends watch. However, the Reaper's guns are not sentiant, and thus cannot be killed. The Reaper shoots you in the face and you die instantly.* Morgana: Joker? Joker! *Bad End. Reloading* You wake up in your room.
Cait_Sith
>Raid the kitchen
Rom_Dolos
>Load up old game console
swat_squad
>Go to school.
ArkadeKing
>Have Morgana plant cameras at Ryuji's house. Send every maid who isn't Kawakami over. Watch the carnage, drink grape juice, and perform evil laughs. Bonus if Morgana joins.
PJ_Berri
>Kiss Morgana.
Shakespeare
*You go downstairs to raid the fridge, but Sojiro stops you.* Sojiro: Not during service *There is no-one in. You look up at Sojiro.* Sojiro: What? *You leave and go to school. However, it's Sunday. School is closed. No-one else is there. How unfortunate.*
HibkiKuze
>Ask Morgana to go on a date with you, just him and you. If he refuses kiss him passionately until he says yes.
(edited by HibkiKuze)
Cait_Sith
>Kiss Morgana
Rom_Dolos
>Open Metanav
swat_squad
>Take out a camera and record a fake ghost story.
Sylveon
>Kiss Morgana
ArkadeKing
>Don't do anything to Morgana yet.
Shakespeare
*You ask Mona to go out with you.* Morgana: Only if Lady Ann can come with us. Mmm. Lady Ann
Morgana-Anon
>Tell Morgana Ann is not real, she died a long time ago.
Sylveon
>Agree to bring Ann, but in reality she's the third wheel
swat_squad
>Record a fake ghost story.
Cait_Sith
>Contemplate life
HibkiKuze
>Then, after telling Morgana Ann isn’t real kiss him to comfort him
ArkadeKing
>Use the explosives you got in a past life to blow up Shido. Or get some if you have none.
Rom_Dolos
>Smile devilishly after telling Morgana Ann is not real
Shakespeare
*You nod and agree to bring Ann, cursing under your breath. Perhaps, you could lie?* *You contemplate life. Hmm... Interesting.*
ArkadeKing
>Beat the game.
swat_squad
>Die, this ending is useless.
HibkiKuze
>Go to Ann’s house and kill her so nothing can stand between you and Morgana, your one true love
Cait_Sith
>Use Charm spell if you have one. If not, use ur maxed out charm stat from weeks of burger eating.
Morgana-Anon
>Bring a cardboard cutout of Ann.
Shakespeare
You shrug and just decide to die. So you do. You die. This is a very unfortunate event. You are now dead. rip *Bad End. Reloading. Loading failed. Save file is corrupted. Game over.* OOC: I'm tired so I sleep now.
(edited by Shakespeare)