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Blu
The return
After what felt like a year the shadow investigator surfaces again now at some sort of abandoned shop in a large empty city Blu: something happened here, place is stingy with people
Spongebob_
Spongebob walks the street Wow, it's like everyone went on vacation!
Blu
(Notices spongebob) that’s a first a talking sponge
Spongebob_
Hey there! looks like we're the only ones out tonight! wanna be friends and go for a krabby patty?
Blu
Maybe but I don’t expect to get one in a place like this
Spongebob_
Yeah, I haven't been able to find the Krusty Krab since I got here! it's like it's hiding from me... I kinda found places that have similar stuff though! that place called WacDonalds is great! I love their 99 yen limited edition Big Mac!
Blu
It looks like it could be empty though
Spongebob_
Do you know what that meeaaans? FREE FOOD!
Lightning
It suddenly starts to rain with thunder cracking loud.
Spongebob_
That feels nice. It makes it feel more like home!
Blu
We should head inside
Spongebob_
I'll go wherever you go, new best buddy! At night.
Blu
(We head into the wacdonalds and found out that there were no chairs or tables in sight)
Spongebob_
Huh, that's really weird... I wonder if there's food in the back! let's go see! I'm a fry cook, so I can whip us up something even if it's frozen, you know!
Blu
(We look in the freezer and find some patty’s and buns left over)
Lopez
A brown Armored figure walks into wacdonalds and whips out his Magnum pistol waving it around and shoots the window "MANEJA O DISPARO"
(edited by Lopez)
Lightning
A stick figure SHOCKINGLY enters Wacdonalds and stares at its empty interior. "Weird, this place was in buisiness a couple days ago..."
Spongebob_
Alright! I'll get right on it! it's like I'm right back home! Spongebob enthusiastically begins cooking the burgers on the conveniently small grill. I'll make one for you two, thin gentleman! also, no waving guns around, this is a peaceful establishment.
Blu
(Grabs handle of my shadowblade) drop that if you know what’s good for you
Lightning
The stickfigure notices the yellow sponge working at the grill, instantly recognizing him. "Oh my god, it's Spongebob Squarepants! I used to watch that show a lot back when I was just a small watt."
(edited by Lightning)
Fat_Albert
Fat Albert descends from heaven as the Fat Albert theme plays. Hey hey hey, I spot a gay.
Lopez
"Que te jodan emo"
Blu
You again fortunately I Learned a lot when I was alone (draws shadow blade and in a instant fat alberts keyblade was shattered into pieces)
Spongebob_
Spongebob waves at the stickman. Hey there friend! did you ever visit Bikini Bottom? I feel like we've met before. You kinda remind me of some squid I used to know... You're both really thin! you're much brighter though! Spongebob finishes making Krabby Patties for everyone and presents them to everyone in Wacdonalds, including Lopez. Nothing brings people closer than a Krabby Patty!
Fat_Albert
The power of his friends reassemble his Keyblade. He summons 6 keyblades that float behind him.
Naoya_Toudou
Naoya, who had been watching the events for sometime already, tries to stay subtle...he doesn't need to intervene yet...
Lopez
The Krabby Patty covers Lopez's visor as he wipes his visor off "A la mierda tu personaje de dibujos animados"
Blu
(Readys blade)
Spongebob_
Sorry about that buddy! do you need a straw? I can get that for ya! Also nobody better be fighting while there's Krabby Patties to be eaten!
Blu
(Let’s go of blade) he’s right I’m getting hungry myself
Fat_Albert
Fat Albert shakes his head. Hey hey hey, nevermind this gay stuff. He ascends.
Lightning
"Some squid you say? Weird... Anyway, I've used to watch you on TV, my dude."
Spongebob_
There are tears in Spongebobs eyes as he watches Fat Albert ascend. Goodbye, sweet prince... He instantly cheers up when he addresses Lightning. Wow! you have TV too? I used to watch The Goofy Goober Show all the time. I never knew someone was filming me though!
Blu
You’d be surprised on how many people and or beings they film
Lightning
"Actually, you were animated by a team of animators who worked for a company named Nickelodeon. Wait, scratch that, we were all drawn or animated by someone. Like for example, I was drawn by a kid with a shitty iPhone."
Spongebob_
That's true, best buddy! I always thought me and my friends were kinda cartoony. Spongebobs eyes shrink at Lightnings bombshell. Indeed... Perhaps we are all someone's creation, in some form or another. Like there's forces behind the shadows, controlling our every move and everything we say... We might all just be creators, and our creators being created themselves... Are we ready for these answers...? ... I have no idea! but Krabby Patties sure are delicious!
Inari
Inari is sleeping on the street. "..."
Blu
Yeah they are
Lightning
Ooc: Wow, that got deep as hell... "I think you're right... I just heard a voice saying 'Wow, that got deep as hell...' It's creepy when you think about it."
Spongebob_
Spongebob finishes his own krabby patty. After a meal I normally suggest jellyfish hunting, but we aren't under the sea... Hmm...
Blu
(Finishes his krabby patty) doesn’t look like there is much to do here
Spongebob_
Hmm... Maybe we should... Spongebob looks outside and sees Inari. Hey, that person is passed out! he needs a krabby patty! Spongebob leaves WacDonalds and attempts to revive Inari with the power of the patty.
Lightning
"Oh yo, jellyfishing? I always wanted to do that as a kid. Too bad we can't do it though..."
Blu
Wait don’t do it, it might be the dead but really still alive trick (but it’s too late spongebob is now shoving a krabby patty in the poor guys mouth)
Spongebob_
I... I think he's dead... ... Let's use him as a raft to go sailing!
Blu
(And so Blu, spongebob and lightning used dead Inari to sail into the unknown what happens next will be another story) .....TO BE CONTINUED