How do I seduce a chair? - Phansite Archive

bluehairedemo

How do I seduce a chair?

As usual I'm asking for a friend.... this one has odd taste....

-Zeke-

Why does this sound familiar....

Pineapple

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4epElDHyNY

Leo

Just sit on it, your ass will do the rest.

-Shino-

Truly the greatest question of our time.

filthyllama

https://youtu.be/Dstp1TR1k2k Skip to 3:40

BonafideMonafide04

You lick it. No wait, that's doorknobs. You just sit on it. Face sitting is the kink of all chairs.

Pineapple

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dstp1TR1k2k Skip to 3:40 I approve because Pineapples.

Camziez

Why does this sound familiar....Didn't someone ask how to seduce a door?

Nergigante

Eat that which you love. Devour the chair whole. It is the only way to show it you care.

bluehairedemo

I'll take everyone's advice ... except you Nerg... you know what you did...

Nergigante

I have no regrets.

hazama

How to pick up a blue chair after it's fallen over

bluehairedemo

Good question

Rom_Dolos

I thought you were still in your door phase. Oh well

-Light-

This phase will pass too.

Queef

Father please, stop cheating on mother! I'm beginning to question who exactly my mother was..