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Spec_Ops text adventure
You wake up in a Humvee filled with US soldiers and a pirate treasure chest is infront of you and a chance to escape the humvee or attack the guards but you realize if you attack you will get shot
>Eat pant
>Ask what you did, after all, you seem to have amnesia.
You ask why your under arrest, You are told for stealing the treasure of George washington...Then you stare at them with your anime eyes
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>Look at the guards.
>Claim amnesia, maybe you can get out of this by claiming mental health issues.
>Steal their hearts
You say you got amneisa, But the guards laugh at you
>Punch the guards while insulting their mothers.
You punch the guards like a badass and they Shoot at you with there rifles and a bullet is in your right arm, Good going
>Eat arm
>check to see if they had your arms bound or not.
They knock you out! Reloading save!
>Ask what george washington's treasure is
You ask what the treasure is, And they let you look in it
>Up up down down left right left right B A start
>sv_cheats 1
AK-47 obtained!
>Murder all of the guards with AK-47
You kill the guards and hijack the humvee
>Drive to a McDonalds Drive Thru
You get hungry and go to mcdonalds not bothering to hide the AK-47
>Asks for a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Big Mac
You get the big mac for free and the cops are called since you are seen with a AK-47
>Hide the AK-47
>Drives away to Alaska to start a new life
You Drive for alaska now a wanted man by the United states
>Eats Big Mac while driving
You have a hard time driving while eating
>Decides to stop eating the Big Mac and instead focus on driving