A Grand Opening - Phansite Archive

A Grand Opening

Hilda, the time witch, stands in behind a great podium constructed with crystal. In order to draw attention, she sings a familiar, loud and potent song, "Wake Me Up Inside (Can't Wake Up)" "Ahem. Greetings, residents of this foreign realm. For those who are unfamilar with me, I am known throughout my homeworld as the witch of destruction, Hilda. I have come to make a grand announcement. This fantasy world has potential... and I intend to use it. Long have I waited for this day, the day my greatest wish can finally be fulfilled... Behind Hilda is a tremendous monument covered by a giant red sheet to hide it. A wide building, seemingly for preparation of something. And now, with out further adue, it is my pleasure to introduce you all to... With a snap, A guy dressed in red quickly pulls the sheet off the building. To everyone's surprise, the revealed building was a place of commerce, for those who wished to trade currency for a circular diary product baked upon bread and filled with the sauce of a red fruit, oft times topped with meat Hilda's Pizza! Where only the freshest of ingredients go into our ovens, straight from the locally owned unnamed farm that's ran by NPCs! I would like to personally welcome you to try us when next you suddenly feel hunger and are for some reason walking in the area.

Yu-M1N4

PIZZA PLACE! Yumina rushes in excitedly up to the counter Umm! Hello Ma'am! I'd like aN Xtra large, with extra cheese, green olives, pepperoni on one half, stuffed crust, and... Ah! Make that 2 Xtra larges, one green olive and one pep- Three! Three Xtra Larges, with extra cheese, stuffed crust, green olives on one, pepperoni another, just cheese on the third. And I'd like them boneless! ....................... Ok, that last one I don't even know what it means. I just heard it on the Internet....

Stormcall_Warlock

a triangle rift opens up and out comes a Vex Warlock comes out and it is the Vanguard Mind Renox. Yes! Pizza! Haven't eaten them since I was dead.

Witch_of_destruction

A young and condesending female voice takes Yumina's order So that's, uh, 3 Xtra Larges, extra cheese, stuffed crust, one with green olives, one with pepperoni and one with cheese? Boneless costs extra, by the way. Hope you're alright with that. That'll be, umm... The female hits the cash register with a scythe Wait, that's not how you do math. Just give me 5 dollars and get out of my way.

Yu-M1N4

Wow.... cheap. Ok~ Yumina messes with a menu and a $5 bill appears on the table

Stormcall_Warlock

Renox attempts to think up of a order Well... I would like a large thin crust, Italian sausage, extra cheese, bacon and green peppers. he puts thirty bucks on the counter to pay it.

Witch_of_destruction

The same young female responds to the Stormcall_Warlock, only to be a lot less helpful A crust can't be large and thin at the same time, ya dingus.

Stormcall_Warlock

Then make it pan fried. He looks at his survey pad. Looking at the performance of his Vex Drones

Police_Momkey

A Momkey wearing a police hat on head along with a pair of sunglasses rides into the pizza shop on his black unicycle. He hums a familiar pizza theme from a certain superhero video game as his rides through the shop, stopping when he gets to the counter. yo, can i get uhhhhhhh, one extra large banana pizza with a 2 liter Coke?

Witch_of_destruction

The young female writes down everyone's order Well, I have no idea how the economy works, so just pay whatever.

Police_Momkey

an extra large pizza should cost about uhh, $24.99 in most pizza shops, so... The Momkey pulls out two dollar bills, one being a 20 dollar bill and the other's a 5 dollar bill, from, well, somewhere, and sets them down on the counter.

(edited by Police_Momkey)

Betty

A young girl with a pink ball thing on her shoulder walks in. "Hmm, what a nice establishment."