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Killing Easter
Today is Easter. A day of collecting egged and rabbit worship. It is on this day that an assortment of plastic eggs have been hidden in the park nearby. Most of these eggs have already been found within the more tame parts of the park but it has become apparent that there are several of the remaining within the woods attached to the park. Strange sound shave been reported within the park as well as sightings of a strange monster. In order to be claimed the winner of the Easter egg hunt you must claim the remaining eggs within the woods and perhaps something more.
A strange girl in a rabbit onesie walks into the woods to look for eggs.
"*grumble* I can't believe they made me do this... it's so embarrassing."
(edited by Witch_of_destruction)
"Augh, my yolk boils! It's darkness congeals into a power so fierce, it will direct me to the location of these devilish hen-spawns! Now, onward, to claim victory!"
Owain runs into the park's forest, blindly searching every nook and cranny he comes across for eggs, whether they make sense or not. After climbing a tree to check a bird's nest, he raises up an egg above his head.
"Haha, yes! You can't hide from me, eggs! My fell yolk's power drives me towards your hiding spots!
Oh, wait. This is just a regular bird's egg... Oh well..."
He sighs, putting the egg back where he found it, and climbs down, hanging his head in shame.
A man in a labcoat wanders through the woods. He'd sigh to himself and rub the back of his head while looking around.
"Hmm, rumors of some monster or another... This better not be a hoax, it's a waste of time if I'm just chasing shadows after all."
If one looked they might notice the large green and pink device held by a belt around his waist. Upon searching for a moment, he'd spot some kid in a rabbit suit and give her a curious look.
"Oi, you lost or something kid? I'm not here to play babysitter so I hope you aren't looking for this rumored monster, makes my job a lot harder if I've gotta keep ya safe and fight."
He'd then overhear some rather loud shouting, not quite close enough to tell where it is. But something about victory maybe? Whoever he is, the guy should be a bit calmer about this.
A Blue haired kid with One red eye and one blue eyed, as well as a red claw thing instead of his left arm.
"I can't belive that Amitie forced me to do this..... But something seems off about this place..."
He looks around the woods, ignoring what he thinks might be wrong, and looks for some eggs.
The woods would be oddly quiet. Not a creature would be making a single sound as if they had left the woods long ago. Most wouldn't notice anything too strange part from this but Owain would find that something is moving around them in the shadows. It was quick and agile as it moved from bush to bush. He would only be able to make out a blurry figure covered in a light pink fur. Whatever it was, it was watching his every movement.
As for the others, Hilda and Sig would somehow manage to find an additional plastic egg while Snipe being more observant of his surroundings would begin to hear foot steps farther up ahead.
(edited by Shadow_Yu)
"My name is Hilda, and i'm not a kid!"
Hilda then blushes heavily in embarrashment, remembering the outfit she was wearing. She grabs the waist of the onesie firmly, looking at it self-consciously.
"M-my friends made me wear this! I'm not as delicate as I look!"
Hilda remains silent for a few seconds, eyes focused on the ground as she was too ashamed to look anyone in the eye. With a distressed sigh she resumes introducing herself
"Anyways, i'll have you know I can handle myself just fine. I am a witch afterall. But, the real reason i'm here is because all the other witches wanted me to... hunt eggs with them"
The man reaches into his coat and pulls out a game cartridge. Not that Hilda would have any clue what the thing is.
"Hmm, Hilda then eh? Taiga Hanaya and I guess it's nice to meet ya..."
Not a kid? So she's either a kid who doesn't like being called one or older than she looks. And a witch... Not too long ago he'd dismiss such things, but after all he's seen in this Tokyo, it ain't that easy anymore.
"And a witch eh... Hmm, well I'll trust you can handle yourself in that case. Anyway, I think I hear something up ahead."
With that the man would begin walking forward, eyes darting around and scanning for foes with practiced ease as he attempts to listen in and pin down the source of the sound.
Sig notices the egg and grabs It
"There's one. Maybe I can find some more."
Sig continues to look around for eggs, as well as any insects that cross his path.
Owain's eyes dart around as he tries to trace the whereabouts of the pink blur. He takes a low stance, his right hand on his sheathed sword's handle.
"Monster of these trees, show yourself! I'll not be deterred by your cute color scheme, because my psyche is as hard as an egg!
That is, hard to crush from one end, but really easy from the other...
But nevertheless, before the day is done, beast, one of us shall be begging for mercy. Too bad for you, my sword hand doesn't know the meaning of mercy!"
From the bush the creature was hiding behind a giant pink claw would extend before reaching to the ground. It would take a step as it's nimble yet large body began to grow out from behind it's cover. It's eyes were a beady red and a brown liquid seemed to cover it's mouth. Two teeth extended from the front of its mouth, sharpened to a point.
It would stand tall even on all fours over Owain. It stares down at him before releasing a blood curdling screech. The strange creature with its long ears and fluffy tail would launch a large brown molten ball of goo at Owain.
Meanwhile, Snipe and Sigs search would bring them close to where the creature released it's screech. Sig would find another egg as Snipe came onto the scene where Owain was being attacked.
Hilda seems intrigued by Taiga's observatiom, albeit unintrested in the prescence of the monster. After all, she had little knowledge of the holiday
"Hmm, quite interesting. I think i'll just look around for a bit, and enjoy this environment."
Hilda slowly looks away from Taiga and views the area, in awe of the sight of the woods and park
"Ah, it's so peaceful here. Maybe Alto and I should come here alone, sometime..."
Sig grabs the egg.
"I'm finding these pretty quickly. I doubt they'll have bugs in them, but it'll be fun looking for them, I guess."
He hears the screech and looks around for it.
"Wonder what that was...."
He keeps looking for the eggs, and attempts to avoid the creature as much as possible. He doesn't feel up to a Puyo match right now.
"I think my sword hand would like to add mercy to it's vocabulary now."
Rather than pulling out his sword, Owain reaches into a pouch at his waist the pulls out a green tome.
"Face the power of the elements! Elwi-"
Mid-sentence, Owain gets hit in the face with the ball of molten goo, covering his mouth. He quickly runs his hand over the tome, bubbles coming from his goo-covered mouth, and the tome begins to glow. A blast of wind surrounds Owain, hopefully getting the goo off of him, before flying towards the pink monster with a good amount of force.
Taiga smirks and stares over at the beast, attacking some random person for seemingly no reason... Heh, seems like a Bugster from where he's standing.
"Oi! Guess I'd better step in and lend a hand eh? Henshin."
The man twirls the cartridge in his hand about for a moment, spinning it on one finger before pressing it down into a slot on the green belt buckle around his waist. Suddenly, the belt would begin shouting.
GASHAT!
A spinning wheel takes shape around the man, quickly landing on a man in a dark blue suit with stripes of green running across it. For a few seconds he'd vanish, only to reappear in the very armor shown with a rifle in his hands.
"Mission start."
Snipe points his gun toward the beast, blasting off a few quick bursts toward the thing's back and slowly advancing as he eyes it cautiously. For now, he'll keep things simple and see how it reacts/
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/kamenrider/images/2/23/KREA-Snipel2.png/revision/latest?cb=20161016014949 Snipe's armor, for reference.
The creature would be pushed back by the force of the wind and Owain but it would remain on its feet. It would hiss once more before Snipe's shots hit it directly in the back. It would seem to grow more angry with each shot as it began drooling brown bubbles from its mouth.
Owain might also observe that the strange brown liquid has both a sweet taste and aroma.
The strange creature would jump in the air bearing it's claws all at once as it lashed out at Snipe. If it managed to grab him it's next move would be to try and bite down with its fangs as well.
Sig would find that the next egg would be up in a tall tree. This plastic egg would be bigger than the rest and the tree was covered in large horned beetles.
(edited by Shadow_Yu)
The man curses as his foe begins rushing toward him, the thing is faster than he'd thought and it does, in fact, grab onto him. Despite that, he'd quickly take the butt of his rifle and begin slamming it into the creature's head with inhuman force behind the blows.
"Gah, thing kinda stings but I've had worse... I'm curious though, what was something like this doing out here!? Somebody could have been seriously hurt by this if it were left alone..."
What exactly is it? A Bugster? Doubtful, one of those parasites? Even more doubtful. Hmm, he can't be sure... But there's something off about this one. Either way, the man tries to slam his left leg into the thing to force it off, he'd then back away if he succeeds.
Putting the tome back into it's pouch, Owain reaches down and brings out a jagged sword with his left hand, the blade pulsing with electricity. Bringing the blade back behind himself, Owain prepared for a strike.
"Your oddly delicious attacks aren't going to stop me, pink demon! My egg hand yearns to spill your whites, and I intend on doing it now!
Take this, ASSAULT OF THE CRESCENT MOON!"
Now aglow with a blue aura, Owain begins to quickly rush towards the beast, before swinging his blade as he closes in, zooming him forward as he slashes into the beast, shocks from the blade flowing into it as well. The attack puts him on the opposite side of the monster as he attacked from, putting him as standing beside Snipe.
It would take a few swings but eventually the creature would release Snipe as it reeled back. It began snarling and hissing more as the brown liquid would begin sizzling in its mouth. It was with Owain's attack that the creature would begin to bleed and it's nostrils would flair as electricity ran through it.
It's blood was a brownish color like the drool from its mouth. It would begin having trouble standing as it stared the two down. Finally from its mouth a stream of boiling chocolate would spray out at Snipe and Owain. The liquid would stick to them if they were hit.
Doing a skillful backflip, Owain dodges the spray of chocolate. Or, at least he would of if backflipping was actually an effective dodging technique. Instead, Owain finds himself covered in chocolate, which burns his skin with its scalding hot temperature.
"WHEN I SAID MY YOLK WAS BOILING I DIDN'T MEAN LIKE THIS!! AAAAAAAH!"
Owain quickly tries to get the chocolate off of himself, but to no avail. As a last ditch effort, he begins rolling on the ground, covering his chocolate coating with the dirt and leaves on the floor of the forest in an attempt to cool off.
Snipe rolls off to the side, unlike Owain his dodges are effective and he'd only find himself covered in a bit of the boiling liquid on his right leg. Thanks to the ever-present armor, he'd simply feel a slight burn as the metal begins heating up.
"Tch, this is kind of painful but not the worst thing I've dealt with... Let's see how our foe likes the finisher."
The man pulls his cart from his driver and quickly inserts it to a slot on his rifle, the belt once again begins shouting.
"KIMEWAZA! BANG BANG CRITICAL FINISH!"
His rifle begins glowing, energy taking shape inside the weapon as power gathers up. Snipe taking aim at the chest of his foe. Finally, after a few more moments a huge blast of energy shaped like a bullet would rush from the gun, blasting toward their foe with incredible speed and force as the man stares at his target.
"If we got lucky that'll be mission clear, but I'm not going to assume anything quite yet."
The chocolate covering Owain would begin to cool as it became covered in dirt and grass, however, a strange change would occur to the debris as it soon began turning into candy that one would usually decorate chocolate with.
The rabbit creature would lift itself onto it back legs and begin standing upright in an attempt to intimidate Snipe but this would be a folly on its part. The bullet would pierce straight through it's chest causing a splatter of brown blood. The rabbit would fall to the ground in a sputter as its body began bubbling and fizzing before hardening into a chocolate rabbit. A pink energy eminated from within the corpse of the creature.
Rubbing the now cooled chocolate off his eyes, he looks around to see Snipe finish off the monstrous hare. He looks over at the chocolate rabbit on the ground, and the pink energy around it.
"Ha ha! Great work, my friend! Now, let us inspect this adorable edible corpse!"
Owain walks over to the chocolate rabbit and picks it up, stepping into the pink energy. He inspects the chocolate, before cracking off the ears with his bare hands and a little bit of effort.
"If it's from a magical beast, surely a great power must lie inside the reapings! Ah, my egg hand twitches with anticipation!"
Oh no... For some reason, he doesn't like that energy much, but there's nothing to be done with it till he sees the effects.
"Well, I hope you're right about that one... If it does anything screwy, I'll do what I can to help out but keep in mind that I'm a doctor, not some kinda mage."
He'd eye it curiously, the whole thing gives Snipe a bad feeling so, for now, his gun remains at the ready despite their foe seemingly having been defeated.
Suddenly the pink energy would seem to wrap around Owain's legs. From the depths of the chocolate bunny, an orb filled with a cosmic pink light would float up in the air before Owain.
Spirit of Easter: "Greetings, I am the spirit of Easter. You are Owain, correct? Yes, you'll do fine. Owain, you are the chosen one who must accept my power and become the new guardian of easter.
Long ago, Easter was a peaceful holiday but as it's lust for chocolate and candy grew so too did its feral nature. I wish to restore order to Easter once again but for that to happen a new Easter must be born through a new guardian. If nothing is done then Easter shall fade from the heart of the people forever. What say you, oh, Hero Owain?"
Owain stands there, awestruck, before he extends his hand out towards the pink energy, kneels down on one knee, and bows his head.
"Great Spirit of Easter, I hear your call. And as the chosen hero of this realm, and all realms calling upon me, I must answer to your plea with a hearty yes!
Please, fill this empty egg shell with your power, and fertilize a young chick from our union, which shall grow big and strong with time as any properly cared for child does! It shall be strong enough to do all necessary to save this world, the next, and Easter!"
The power from the pink orb began to transfer into Owain as he felt the power of Easter fill him. He now would know that he was the new herald of all the was related to rabbits, chocolate, and eggs. Owain was now in control of Easter and could freely decide what the holiday would be about.
The man would return to normal, armor replaced with a lab coat and a black shirt under it. If Owain looked at him, he'd see a pair of raised eyebrows as the man simply stares in stunned silence. Slowly backing away from Owain, and reaching into his coat to pull out a white game cart.
"I uh... Good job with that monster thing, glad people will be safe but uh my work as a Kamen Rider is never over, gotta run!"
He slashes the cartridge upward like a knife, a portal suddenly forming in front of him as Taiga rushes through and sighs to himself. He'd come out in his clinic's office and just sit down in a chair. Muttering something about not wanting to deal with the crazies as he runs a hand through his hair.
"Hmm... well, I'm not really sure what Easter is, to be honest, but I know of a similar celebration called the Spring Festival. Which I... also don't know much about. But a friend of mine told me it's a holiday about... life and rebirth, or something? So... uh, make it about that. Something, something, eggs represent life and rebirth because rabbits make a lot of babies."
Owain throws his hands up in defeat, clearly unsure of what to do with this newfound status as the Guardian of Easter.