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Easter's day and April's fools day
"Looks like the people is already starting to have fun in the event, Corrin in her room in the now decirated Hoshidan casttle she is dressing up to the event with a typical spring costume, she walked to the door and got ready to get fun today...
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That was what she wanted... because the moment she touched the door, a bucket with little papers fell over Corrin."
Ahhh! Why!? Who did this!?
"Oh right... today is also April's fools... well... that's awkward..."
Places to go:
Outside (gardens): Sakura and Elise.
Outside (courtyard): Ryoma and Xander.
Rooftop: Alatreon.
Dining room: Kushala Daora.
City (it has a few places inside):
Market: Alfonse and Sharena.
Market (2): Veronica.
Square: Leo.
Restaurants: Camilla and Hinoka.
OOC: Hi guys, I'll leave this thread opent for today, and maybe even tomorrow (if you want).
the point is:
You are on the spring festival, but also, April's fools day so, you have to be carefull because someone is doing jokes around (you can also do it if you want).
Corrin will visit all the places (or atleast I'll try to visit all with her, depending of the time), if you want you can follow her of go by your own, I hope you have fun.
Some where in market (2) Geist is looking around finding some supplies for his "fun".
Come on where is the gunpowder? If my dad is still alive, he would give me some...
Geist:
Geist never found gunpowder if a market filled with all kind of things oriented to the festival, so sad...
???: you waanted to find that here? You are an idiot...
Geist turned back and he saw Veronica, she was not wearing a costume, but she was wearing the rabbit's hears.
Veronica: do you like my hears? They are cute :3.
Meanwhile, Corrin went to the gardens.
*Sam enters the Town Square via a portal. His hair and lab coat seems a bit more singed than normal*
Mayu (Comms): Come on, Boss. I think Mar's joke was pretty funny. Even if it did go wrong
You weren't on the receiving end of it. I'm locking my Lab Door on any April Fools Day from now until the end of time.
Mayu (Comms): That seems like an overreaction
That damnable fox set me on fire. And is water buckets to mundane for kids these days they have to replace it with...
Mayu (Comms): In my defence, I didn't know it was flammable when I gave it to her
Ugh. Well, never mind. I'm staying here until the days over. At least here I won't get pranked. I hope.
... I must be hallucinating again... and if I am not then yes they are.
After switching his priorities, he starts looks around to buy gifts and his Hive acolyte is formed into being holding a bag.
Acolyte: Lord Geist, I have solution for your... predicament... bag full of worm bile, combustive like the black dust you talk about.
Geist: Thank you Danok. Put it in my room table, you got my 5 clean garbage cans?
Acolyte Danok: Yeeeessss, I will be sure to set them on upon your retuuurn.
Geist: Again thank you. Be sure no enters my room by the time I am gone. I am off to check up on my mother.
Danoc: Understoood my lord.
Geist heads off to the restaurants while the acolyte teleport into black and green smoke.
Sam:
Sam soon saw Leo, he was the only one without costume and more like having fun... he was working...
Leo: where is she? I don't like this...
Leo went to a little fountain in the middle of the square and he checked the water with his hand, quickly he took out a... snake!? It was a little snake without fangs, it was small enough to not be able to hurt anyone, but still...
Leo: Seriously!? What kind of joke is this one!? The one who is doing this...
Not only that, Leo's hand turned to blue, looks like the water has some kind of special paint, when Leo saw that, his face changed from angry to scared.
Leo: Could it be... T-Tico? She is the only one able to do this... oh my- we are on trouble...
Geist:
Veronica looked around the shops, she focused on the costumes everyone is wearing
Veronica: I don't like that clothes... it is to colorfull for me, but I really like those ears.
Veronica turned to where Geist was, he left without saying anything...
Veronica:................ >:(
Veronica will really remember this.
Veronica: is the last time I talk to you... idiot...
(edited by Corrin)
Heh. As expected. Like clockwork, really.
*Sam walks up to Leo*
Looking for something, Bookworm? Or should I say, someone?
Now that Geist is in the restaurants, he first buys something to eat and looking around.
Hey mom, you occupied? I got a very good question that I hope you can answer.
Sam:
Leo: look at this...
Leo showed the snake to Sam, the snake was angry and it was trying to bite the blue hand of Leo.
Leo: we got multiple reports about those kind of jokes, without alerting anyone I'm trying to find who is doing this... but now I know who is doing this, is Tico... we are on trouble Sam... because she is dangerous when she does jokes.
Meanwhile, in some place of Hoshido, Tico is on.. adult web sites? Looks like she hacked Sam's network and she is using it to... oh god...
Tico: this one... this and... this! Oh Sammy... you are a pervert... visiting this adult pages without deleting the history... and leaving diminute tracks of it... how is going to react Mayu when she sees that? I feel bad for her... she does good jokes.
Diabolic giggle.
Tico: hmmm what could I do now? OH! I got it... huehuehue... HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Geist:
Camilla ans Hinoka were on a table, they are eating a few cakes.
Camilla: Hello sweetie! Do you want to join us in our little lunch?
The table was completelly covered with dishes of cakes... is this really a "little" lunch?
Hinoka: I want more! They are delicious!
They all look delicious, why don't you try one? What could go wrong?
Try 1:
Strawberry cake.
Chesse cake.
Chocolate cake.
Lime cake.
He sees the rows of cake and his eyes widen but snaps back into reality.
First off I am going to have a slice of strawberry cake and secondly, mother and Lady Hinoka, what is the best method of pranking your brothers without me breaking a rib or ten?
The Magic School Bus busts in through the fucking wall
Oops, looks like we took a wrong turn at Wal-Mart, kids
So, Tico's planning to prank half the known universe, is she?
*Sam sighs.*
And I thought coming here would get me away from all of that. Should've guessed.
Mayu (Comms): Yo Boss. Someone just hacked into your dummy network. Looking up a bunch of... things that I'm glad Mar is out with her bro so she can't see, I'll put it that way.
Tico, I take it. If that gremlin thinks she can hack into my network twice, she has another thing coming. Counter her, would you?
Mayu (Comms): So, we're going all out hack war, are we? I can do that. Hee hee hee.
*Mayu gets to work. Soon, Tico's system gets flooded with a number of spam e-mails and fake, virus filled, contest victories. In the corner of her screen, a small floating cartoon version of Mayu's head appears, sticking its tongue out and playing a constant Duck Hunt Dog laughing sound effect.*
(edited by Sam)
geist:
The cake had a good taste, you were about to leave but... you began to feel something weird on your stomach...
Hinoka: uh... this smell... did he...
Camilla: sweetie?
Oh shit! LITERALLY! you feel what you need a toilet... and you need it now! you ran to a toilet, seriously what had thta cake? Camilla smelled it and threw it to a trashcan.
Hinoka: it had a good amount of laxative? i feel bad for him... and glad i didn´t tasted it...
Camilla: i´m going to execute the one who did this... after this last cake!
Hinoka: think I´m full...
MsFrizzle:
The bush destroyed one of the walls of the casttle, the Kushala was looking at it with curiosity.
Kushala; is this a way to come in? interesting...
Solider: it is not...
Kushala: really?
Sam:
Leo: is Mayu able to sto-
Kaboom! Something exploded... but anything in Hoshido, the sound came through Sam´s coms, Tico literally make explode Mayu´s device, the screen only displayed a picture with "Learn to hack newbye xexexexexexexexexexexexexexexexexexexexexexexexexexexexexexexexexe"
leo: Is she alright...?
Meanwhile.
Tico: phew that was close, thanks godness I have that anti-virus I created.
ALERT: SOMEONE HAS TASTED THE MANIPULATED CAKE.
Tico: YEAH! enjoy your hour in the toilet! hehehehe...
Returning to Leo and Sam.
Leo; we have to find tico and stop her... she is hidding, where could she be?
(edited by Corrin)
Ms. Frizzle exits the bus
Alright, cocaine and Capcom stocks for whoever can recommend the best scenic route of this joint
*Hearing a lot of static, Sam turns his comms system off.*
Well, there goes the computer again. Assuming Mayu is still conscious, she can sort out the repair protocols. Means I can't use my eye or portals for a bit though. Eh.
*Sam shrugs.*
Still, I can't help but be impressed by the gremlin's technological prowess. Messing with my tech from a few multiverses away. Not bad at all.
*Meanwhile in Sam's lab, Mayu is lying on the floor in a daze. Gin walks in to investigate the explosion and sighs, shaking his head before taking a bite out of a peace of easter egg and leaning against the Lab door.*
Gin: What did you guys do this time?
Mayu: Nya..........
After long and terrible episode of being on the porcelain throne, Geist walks out clearly dazed but alive.
Now then... mother and Hinoka, how do I prank your brothers with out being a punching bag?
He grabs a glass of water and as soon he finished drinking bony white growths formed around his head and a ghastly pink membrane envelops the non-calcified regions. He cracks his knuckles ready to kill something.
Care for me to kick the prankster's ass once I'm done?
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/destinypedia/images/7/7a/Harrowed_Mouth_of_Ur_NoOverlay.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20160730083521
(edited by Voidwalker_Geist)
Jason teleports into the setting. Surprisingly, he's wearing bunny ears. And Lily didn't even put him up to it this time! "Why the hell am I wearing these? It's easter, not... nevermind."
OOC: is true this is offtopic and a bit stupid, as long as anyone destroy the whole casttle feel free to move.
MsFrizzle:
The Kushala stared a few second at the woman, She thought the woman was crazy and it was better to not leave her alone... because she could destroy more things...
Kushala: are you alright? because what is that Capco thing? i´ve never heard about it.
Sam:
Leo: my apologies Sam... Tico could be... annoying sometimes... if you can and you feel like it try to stop her, I´ll remove the sankes from here.
Leo went to the fountan witha few soldiers and they began to clean the fountain.
Geist:
Camilla: of course sweetie.
Camilla huged Geist, he heard a few cracks from his bones during the hug, after that he left while Camilla and Hinoka were waving at him.
Hinoka: you are not going to tell him what you put that cake there?
Camilla: what cake? Wink
Hinoka: uh... yeah... what cake...? hahaha...
OOC: i´ll ad your action Jason, give me a min
(edited by Corrin)
OOC: Thank.
Jason:
He appeared in the Casttle´s garden, there Elise, Sakura and more people were searching easter eggs, Elise and Sakura had a bag filled with those eggs.
Sakura: I have another!
Elise: me too!
both began to laugh meanwhile Corrin appeared behind Jason.
Corrin: WOAH! w-who are you? don´t appear just in front of me like that because you scared me, anyways, welcome our spring festival, i hope you enjoy it.
*Sam shrugs, smirking slightly*
As long as she doesn't mess with me in a way I can't fix, she can do whatever she wants. Not my problem. Enjoy cleaning up your assisstants mess there, Bookworm. I'm going for a wander
*Sam walks off towards the market (2)*
"Ah, I see. Jason Shinegimi Quinlan. If I'm honest with you, I just kinda appeared here. Also, I will. Probably just hang around though." He smiled a bit. "Well, I'll just hang around." He saw an easter egg and rushed for it, the child in him speaking.
As he walks out loads a magazine into his Patience and Time rifle which scares the citizens around him and looks at his map and a list.
First stop, Hoshido palace then the palace where my two uncles live. Then buy a gift for my Aunt Corrin, Elise, Camilla, and for aunt Corrin's sisters. Then I am going to CARVE THE PRANKSTER LIKE A FUCKING FACELESS!!! NO one pranks the Ascendant Royal!
Sam:
In the market he saw Veronica, she was wearing rabbit ears, with her were two guards carrying bags, you don´t know why but you feel bad for the guards... or not if you don´t care.
Veronica: I think I could use this... TO KILL GEIST!
Guard: i think you can´t kill someone with a hot chocolate...
Veronica: :)
Guard: w-what?
Veronica: :) :) :) are you sure I can´t? :) :) :)
Guard: I said nothing... my apologies...
Jason:
Jason took the egg, while he was holding it into his arms the egg began to move and break, a little chicken came from it? aren´t those chocolate eggs?
Elise: uh?
sakura: Um...
Corrin: what!?
The others eggs also break and more little chickens came out from them...
Corrin: w-what is happening here!?
The noise alerted the mothers, a furious orde of chickens are running towards you! and according to a testimony of a guy called Link... YOU HAVE TO RUN FOR YOUR F****** LIFE!
Geist:
Geist made his way to the courtyard, there he found Xander and Ryoma.
Xander: what is that noise... from... chickens?
Ryoma: Is right, should we check it?
Xander: i think ther eis no need, maybe Elise is just playing like she does, oh my nephew is here.
Ryoma: greetings Geist.
Both Ryoma and chander are wearing spring clothes, also, Xander is wearing a gigant carrot as spear.
Jason saw the chickens. "Oh no." He ran fast and away, scared.
Greetings both uncle and Lord Ryoma, I am just here to do some renovations. Plus on the way here I bought some gifts for you and for everyone.
In a snap of his finger manifests nine moderately sized gift bags.
Like my new armor?
*Sam sighs upon seeing Veronica.*
Veronica, what are you wearing? And why are you planning to murder Geist with... chocolate was it?
Jason:
Everyone ran away from the chickens, luckily they stopped when the mothers returned with their babies, but still...
Corrin: who did this! this is not funny!
Elise: we lost the chocolate...
Sakura: i´m glad anyone is hurt.
Corrin: seriously... who did... wait... the notes with a T... T... T... TICO! YOU ARE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS!
Geist:
Ryoma: it´s nice... I don´t really like that style...
Xander: is very different from whatw e are used to... by the way... i got an idea.
Ryoma: what it is? oh, you mean? my daikon raddish against your carrot lance?
Xander: why not?
Ryoma: alright! you will taste it then.
With a smile both kings began to fight, it was a tastefull battle.
Sam:
Veronica: if I put poison I can :), anyways.... that idiot left me talking alone... he is an idiot, the next time I will make her suffer... with this chocolate!
Veronica´s eyes began to shine when she looked at the chocolate, suddenly the ground under Veronia disappeared.
Veronica: uh?
Veronica looked down, she was floating in the air, then she turned to Sam, down again and then to the Guards... she was just floating in the air over that hole, calmly she stepped away from the hole.
veronica: so close...
Guard: is this some kind of ilusiOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo...
The guard stepped o the hole and he felt
Guard 2: princess how you did to float in the air?
Veronica :)
Guard 2: princess?
Veronica placed a hand on the guard´s back and she pushed him into the hole.
Guard 2: WHYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyy...
Veronica: excelent...
Veronica turned to Sam.
Veronica: what do we do now?
After setting up the prank for Takumi, Geist runs to the other side of the room where the punching machine is and he slightly snickers but regains his composure.
Hey Takumi, your retainer Oboro made a love letter for you!!!
*Sam looks at the hole, unimpressed*
Tico needs to learn the difference between a "prank" and "killing people".
*Sam brushes some soot off of his coat, remembering Mayu and Marias "prank" earlier.*
Like some other people I know. Anyway, I [ersonallydon't care what you do, but I'm heading for the castle. I want to just sit in a library and not think about any of this. Ifyou want to murder Gesit though, he's more likely there than anywhere else.
Geist:
Takumi opened the door of his room, he was also wearing spring clothes he stopped at the machine.
Takumi: what kind of!
The punch went directrly to Takumi´s face, it was about to hit him when it turned back and went directly to Geist hitting him in the face.
Takumi: w-what? ... hahaha... HAHAHAHA! i can´t believe what happened hahahaha!
Suddenly a leg appeared on the machine and kicked Takumi throwing him to the ground.
Takumi: ouch... I can believe it... damnit...
The machine exploded showing a photo of Tico laughing at them.
Sam:
Veronica: Got it!
Veronica and Sam went to the casttle, they split up inside and Sam went to the library, there he saw Tico writting on a book.
Tico: this magic spell will take you to another dimension! well.. just for a minute, but is enought to scare someone! GAHAHAHAHAHA!
Tico placed the book and she ran away, Felicia is about to pick the book, should you warn her? well, you can always leave her be, it is your choice.
(edited by Corrin)
*Sam watches as Felicia picks up the book before shrugging and walking after Tico*
Might as well see what the gremlin's planning.
Mayu (Comms): ...oss. Boss, you there?
Took you long enough.
Mayu (Comms): Blame your repair protocols
Gin (Comms): And the fact she was knocked out on the floor.
Mayu (Comms): SSSSHHHH!!!
Heh. Is that so?
Sam:
Felicia opened the book, and she appeared on an alternative universe, suddenly a gigant spider appeared and stared at her.
Felicia: oh... my... AAAAAAAAAH!
Felicia began to run and luckily she returned to her world before she had a horrible death.
OOC: I returned guys
(edited by Corrin)
OOC: Bless you, work is so dead today I thought I’d go crazy
IC: Its been a while since Sayaka’s checked up on her pals in Nohr, and with a festival under way, it seems like the perfect chance to get out, so Sayaka starts by taking a stroll around the city
*A mysterious person that was wearing a wide-brimmed hat with an orange scarf that is wrapped around his face, save for the eyes, and wears a white shirt with a blue vest and black pants, complete with brown boots that come up to his knees. Around his waist is a black belt with a gold buckle and over his shoulders is a blue poncho that covers his left arm. He also wears brown gloves over his hands and a golden pin on the right side of his poncho.... this person was The Nomad and he was cheerful going around in this city, pretty much waving to everyone he sees... even the building and random objects*
(Current area The Nomad is in: Square)
Sayaka ended up in the market (1), there she saw Alfonse and sharena (both with spring clothes) buying, Sharena was jumping like a bunny and Alfonse was doing his best to survive.
Sharena: come oooooon!
Alfonse: I'm going to walk! Not jumping like a bunny...
OOC: give me a min and I add you Nomad.
(edited by Corrin)
Nomad saw Leo there, he was blue? He and a few soldiers were removing snakes from a fountain, when they ended Leo opened a book and he his blue skin disappeared.
Leo: When I catch her... This is to extreme... even the fountain itself is manipulated...
Leo saw Nomad and he approached him.
Leo: greetings can I help you?
*The Nomad looked at Leo and says nothing... mostly since hes a mute*
Sayaka covers her mouth for a moment, but unfortunately, it’s not nearly enough to stifle her laughter. After a few seconds of laughing, Sayakawipes a little water from her eye
Oh come on, get into the spirit of it. The meaning of cosplay is to become the character, so hop to it!!!
That last bit is too much for the girl, so Sayaka begins laughing once more
Nomad:
Leo:..............
....
....
..............
Leo: looks like you are muted then, if it due to magic make me a signal, I think I could fix it, anyways, if you could say me by sign or a writting what are you doing here I could appreciate it.
Leo: also, we are having an horde of jokes around the city, please take care because the one behind this... is... very dangerous... with jokes... yeah... ugh... listen, just be carefull, alright?
Sayaka:
Sharena: see!? See!? She is right! GET THE SPIRIT!!
Alfonse: I'm wearing this because you forced me to!
Sharena: excuses, you are just a coward! Look at me!
Sharena began to jump as a bunny around Alfonse, the people around began to laugh.
Sharena: they laugh because of you...
Alfonse: I think the opposite...
Sharena: You are so boring... Eh! Little girl! Do you want to jump with me?
Sharena quckly grabbed Sayaka's arms and she began to jump.
Sharena: Come on! Jump jump jump!
*Nomad looks at the fountain soon seeing coins inside of the fountain... The Nomad claps his hands 2 times and soon all the coins gain eyes (like googly eyes and stick figure like hands), the coins start to help get the snakes out of the fountain*
*Nomad looks at Leo soon walks around in place but stops and puts his hand near his head like he was using it to look for something he then points to his eye for a moment then to the ground and he soon went back to walking in place for a moment*
(what the Nomad is saying is that he was walking around when he saw this place and decided to go and see what this place was about and what was going on)
Sayaka offers no resistance, though her laughter makes Sayaka fall behind Sharena. Sayaka waves to Alfonse once she gets used to hopping around
Come on, you’ll never know if it’s fun until you try. At least a little, makes me happy.
Nomad:
Leo: I think I get it, you just came here by casuality, In that case enjoy the festival, I have a lot of things to do and someone to find, you are free to explore, even the casttle if you need it.
With that said Leo and the guards left the area, when he left, you saw some kind of bunny girl happily jumping, she stopped and took out a remote control and she left the area, laughing.
Sayaka:
While jumping with Sharena you started to feel... strange, like if someone would be watching you...
Alfonse: I hope this day ends soon...
Suddenly you heard some kind of trigger and a few buckets appeared fron behind one of the shops, the buckets are filled with... BLOOD!? You had no time to dodge them due to Sharena and the buckets felt over you.
Sharena:.......... is this...
Alfonse: is... lamb's blood?
Sharena: GHAAAAAAAAA! TAKE ME THIS OUT!!!!
Alfosne: S-Sharena! Calm down!
Sharena: IS IMPOSSIBLE TO BE CALM NOW! I'M COVERED WITH LAMB'S BLOOD!
(edited by Corrin)
*The Nomad decided to go and follow this bunny girl to see what she was doing... but first turn the coins back to normal by clapping his hands two times*
Sayaka remains utterly silent, her school uniform ruined. Thanks to Sharena causing a commotion, one probably wouldn’t notice Sayaka slowly slipping her now-stained silvercring off of her left hand, eye twitching in frustration.
I... Only had one uniform.... This stuff’s not coming out any time soon. Is it?
Nomad:
The guards managed to remove all the snakes from the fountain and they left the area. Meanwhile Nomad was following the bunny girl, she was jumping through the streets, it was easy to follow due to her purple hair, when you noticed it you ended up in the city´s door, it was strange because you and the woman were the only ones.
???: you saw me using the control? oh... well, I´m sure Sayaka is covered in lamb´s blood now so, tooooooooooooo lateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
She jumped again, this time to face Nomad.
Tico: I´m Tico-Tico and I´m Leo´s assistant, YEP! I actually work with the amazing blonde prince you saw in the fountain, nice to meet you. I´m sure you are searching who is behind all that jokes, well, here you have it!
She performed some kind of cool pose at the end of her speech. There is something weird... she is using something as support, because her hand is placed over somethng, but you can´t see it.
Sayaka:
During the chaos and confusion Corrin walked to the area.
Corrin: w-what happened here!? please give me a few towels!
After a few minutes and a few buckets with wated and a few towels you managed to clean your clothes, but still, it is a bit red...
Sharena: thanks Corrin...
Corrin: better now? you are more clean now.
Sharena: but the costume is ruined... i loved it...
Alfonse: I feel bad for you sister... sorry, I´ll find the culprit.
Sharena: who could have done this?
Corrin: i´m sure it was an elvarota plan... and there was only a girl able to do this... Tico!
Alfosne: Tico?
Corrin: I´m sure she did this and the other things!
Sharena: the other things!?
Corrin explained to them what have been happening around the kingdom, the machine that hit Geist and Takumi, the chicken army... the bucket with notes... everything were Tico´s jokes.
Corrin: and that has been happening today, Tico crossed the line, we have to stop her!
*Nomad has no clue who this Sayaka person is but these jokes well at least from what he knows of did not harm anyone but Nomad moved his head into a postion to show that he was confused about what she was using as support*
*Also some rocks with googly eyes and stick figure like hand and feet were behide The Nomad*
Shortly after getting cleaned, Sayaka nods to Corrin in order to thank her, before her ring transforms into a small, egg-shaped gem
Tico huh? That rotten little... I mean the fairy who’s usually with Leo? Got it, we should split up to find her, and once I get my hands on that little...
thankfully Sayaka’s uniform isn’t all white, so it will still be usable, but that doesn’t stop the girl from focusing on her gem to change to her Magical Girl outfit
Guess I always have a clean set of clothes to spare, huh?
Without further ado, Sayaka runs off through the rest of the market, hoping to find Tico. Her red-tinged hair making an awkward purple color when combined with her natural? Blue
After the little malfunction. Geist finishes the pit for Xander which he uses some illusion magic and a but of back work.
Finally. Now... time to add the snakes. *sniff* at least the healing hex I made two days ago worked...
He pushes a crate full of realistic but fake snakes down to the pit and with the illusory spell seals up the pit to make it look like it wasn't there in the first place.
Now for the final punch line. Hey uncle! Takumi decked me in the damn face!!
Nomad:
Slowly the place began to change, you wasn´t at the main door, you were on... a catapult!? and the thing Tico was using as support was the lever...
Tico: say hi to Leo from me okay? welll, have...
Tico prepared to pull the lever.
Tico: a nice WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
tico pulled the lever and you got catapulted... you are flying in the sky as you see the kingdom become smaller and smaller... but suddenly, you stopped, something caught you and it´s taking you again to the kingdom. The thing what caught you is a gray dragon, he put you in his back.
Kushala: you humans are strange creatures, I´m glad I saw you, because that fall could have hurt you, I´m a Kushala, as you humas call me, nice to meet you.
The Kushala landed in the casttle´s rooftop, you feel relieved and scared about what that Tico is able to do...
Sayaka:
Sharena and Alfonse went to the casttle and you went with Corrin around the town.
Corrin: the city is-
PHEEEEEEWWWWWW... you saw something flying at high speed... you feel who could be behind that...
Corrin: this girl is crazy! we have to stop her!
and suddenly Tico appeared, she was laughing.
Tico: hmhhmhmhm what could I- ops...
Tico took out a box and use it to hide.
Tico: you can´t see me if i´m under this box!
Corrin: we saw you going to the box!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P5qbcRAXVk
Tico: you didn´t!
Corrin: stop this madness!
Corrin took out her Yato.
Corrin: This time I´ll show you some manners! you crossed the line Tico!
Tico: uh... well... eh... hehehe... aren´t you thinking...
Corrin: I´m thinking it, is time to perform a few jokes on you Tico!
Tico: NEVER! YOU WILL HAVE TO CATCH ME!
Tico (still in the box) began to run away.
Geist:
Xander suddenly appeared, he was covered in... chocolate?
Xander: did you say something? my apologies... but I had a little accident while I fought Ryoma, someone switched our weapons and it exploded leaving us like this... i´m glad our weapons are untouched... but still, this is not funny...
(edited by Corrin)
Yikes... I wouldn't image some lowly bandit touching Siegfried and Rajinto. Want to switch back to you normal armor while I wash your spring clothing?
Geist's pink membrane retracts and the bone growth fades away as he assists his uncle.
(edited by Voidwalker_Geist)
Sayaka does her best to maintain an utterly calm face, eye twitching a little as she speaks in an almost eerily soft tone
Oh don’t worry Tico, it’s all in the spirit of fun, ri.....
As soon as Tico bolts, Sayaka is off after her, performing a quick pirouette to pull and throw a sword from under her cape towards the front of the box, hoping to catch the box and force Tico to abandon it
GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE RUNT, YOU’RE GETTING EXACTLY WHAT YOU DESERVE
*The Nomad was still trying to get over the fact that he pretty could have died... but he got over kinda quickly when he looked at the dragon and had happy looking eyes to pretty much say thank you... thankful the rocks he had with them were OK and were still with him but one was missing since they were on top of the box that Tico was in*
*Sam appears floating in the air above Hoshido Castle with an orb of electricity under his foot.*
Mayu (comms): Target locked. Calibrating. Calibration complete. Portal system 3.0 active and ready.
Fly Gungnir. Pint the Gremlin down.
*Sam kicks the orb hard. Tracking Tico, it launches right for her. Any time it would hit a wall, a portal opens up on both sides of the wall, allowing it to pass through seemlessly. Soon, it impacts as close to Ticos box as possible. As the dust settles, Sam walks out of a portal near Tico.*
You know, Tico. Traditionally, April fools day ended an hour ago at midday. I think it’s about time you stopped this madness.
Geist:
Xander started to suspect Geist, he carefully looked around.
Xander: Geist is everything alright?
And then Geist felt into the pit
Xander: Geist!
Xander helped Geist to leave the pit.
Xander: could it be, that Tico woman Leo warned us? she will pay for what she has done!
Sayaka and Sam:
(Chase theme)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f64nXt1z4XU
Tico dodged the sword, she went to the market, there, Veronica, Alfonse and Sharena saw her running.... they´ve seen a box like that before...
Veronica: hmmmmm is...
Sharena: could it be...
Veronica; after her!
Alfonse; NO! NOT AGAIN!
Sharena: AGAIN YES! You are comming with us!
The three began to chase the box
Tico: I can understand why you are mad, you suck at doing jokes...
Alfonse: you ruined her custome! I won´t forgive you!
Tico: said the usseles prince!
Sharena: stop blaming my brother!
Tico: *stip bliming mi brithir" geez... you´ve forced him to wear that custome... he looks horrible...
Veronica: I agree, he looks sad.
Alfonse: SAD? is that even posible!?
Tico quckly left the box for an instant, with a baseball bat she prepared and hit the ball again towards Sam.
Tico: better luck next time Sammy!
She returned to the box and continued running, she didn´t noticed the little stone on the top of the box.
Nomad:
Kushala: what about this?
The Kushala mumbled something to Nomad... you liked it... oh... it was a good idea... it could be funny to try it out.
Kushala: should I do it?
OOC: sorry the plan is secret for now, also, i have things to do, later we continue.
DAMN it! I fell into the prank that I made then Tico used it as the punchline on me.
He brushes off the dust on his armor and clothes
Yeah uncle. I am alright... *cough*
*Sam catches the orb and drops it into a portal.*
Impressive. How about this. Show her Death Zone.
Mayu (comms): Activating Triangle protocol z. Death Zone initiated. Enjoy this one on for size. T.
*3 Portals open in the way of Tico. Mayu’s Marionette appears from the three, Arms at the bottom 2 portals and head at the top, Ready to catch her.*
OOC: I'm back, I'll work in the update for a bit while I wait if someone has to post.
(edited by Corrin)
OOC: Kept ya waiting, huh?
IC: Sayaka waves past the others as she continues chasing after Tico
LESS BICKERING MORE RUNNING, OR AT LEAST STAY OUT OF THE WAY.
Sayaka prepares to jump over Sam's portals, forming a magic circle under her a few seconds in advance, she briefly raises an eyebrow at the rock... Where'd that come from? But its probably nothing worth worrying about
Geist:
Xander: enought! This has come to far! If that Tico wants jokes.
Xander took out his siegfried.
Xander: I'll give her all the jokes she wants.
Angrily, Xander left the casttle to look for Tico.
Sam and Sayaka.
Tico took the box away and she turned into the final executioner, then she threw his energy lightings to destroy the three parts of the marionette, also, Sayaka appeared though one of the portals, she was about to grab Tico but she dodged with Matrix style (even with slowcam) and she continued running, Tico lost a bit of time there and the group is closer.
Tico: phew... that was close... that Sayaka is so skilled...
Tico picked up the box and she began to run away.
Alfonse: why you have to use the box!?
Tico: meh, I save my eyes from your face.
Veronica: Ohhhhhhh!
Sharena: What!? He is very cute!
Veronica: Ohhhhhhhh!
Tico: and I'm safe from Veronica's craziness.
Veronica I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
Tico passed next to Leo.
Tico: Hi leo.
Leo: hi Tic-... TICO! COME HERE!
Tico: Ño.
Leo: Is an order!
Tico: I'm legally alowed to ingnore and order per day, actually if you don't catch me in 15 minutes I'm legally allowed to open a portal and leave.
Leo: what kind of rule is that!?
Tico: Internet ruleeeeees!
More people noticed Tico and he began to chase her... looks like the whole kingdom is mad at her...
Tico: I have a fan club!
Everyone: We all hate you!
Tico: geeezzzz...
...
...
...
Meanwhile...
Kushala: is everything prepared?
Camilla: yes.
Hinoka: are you sure this is going to work?
Kushala: I know humans, and not humans.
Elise: I think we can trust our little dragon.
Sakura: as long as she stops... she could end hurting someone...
Kushala: alright, I'll give you the signal.
Woah! Uncle please let's be rational! It's April Fools as well, it's just one day of people just pranking and messing with each other! Ryoma help me!!
Geist chases after Xander in an attempt to save Tico's hide
OOC: since this is about to end I'm going to put this last update, anyways, if you want to do something on it say it to me.
the group continued chasing Tico until they reached the Square, Tico was about to take one of the ways, but...
Kushala: now.
Hinoka with her pegasus and Camilla with her wyvern appeared, blocking the way, Tico was about to take another way, but Elise and Sakura blocked it, also, Xander and Ryoma appeared and went directly to her, she get forced to go to the casttle, there she opened the door.
Tico: Bye bye!
Tico closed the doors, the others tried to open it, but Tico made sure it was closed.
Tico: hehehe, noobs...
Pio, pio pio pio.
Tico: P-pio?
Tico looked back, and she saw a few chickens with their mothers, and behind them, the Kushala, she was looking at Tico.
Tico: w-what?
Kushala: this is your punishment, I'm not able to speak like those chickens, but I'm able to comunicate using signals and noises.
Tico: WHAT!?
Kushala: I told them what you took their eggs and how you used them.
Tico: uh...
The chickens slowly began to walk towards Tico.
Kushala: you are not going to hurt them, aren't you? I want to believe that you are not going to hurt weak animals like then, even if they are angry with you.
Tico: I'm not going to!
Tico somehow managed to dodge the chickens and she began to ran away.
Kushala: ...
Tico opened a door and then a bucket of notes felt over her, the notes had a K written on them.
Tico: wait... are you going to... Never... NEVER!
Tico turned back and a hole (a portal) appwared on the ground, Tico saw it but a machine punched her from behind and she felt on it.
Tico: this has to be a jokeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
Tico appeared on the courtyard... but it was very different... is hard to tell.
Tico: uh...
Clic.
Tico: clic!?
A few buckets wity lamb's blood felt over Tico, after that, Kagero, Saizo and Kaze threw a few chocolate daggers to Tico... one by one Tico suffered all the jokes she has been performing.
Tico: notes.. eggs... chickens... chocolate weapons... blood... the machine... am I forgeting something?
Tico looked down, then she realised she was on the catapult she previously used.
Tico: funny... very funn-
Clic.
Tico: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyy...
Tico dissapeared in the sky, away, in the town everyone waved at her with a smile.
Leo: and it's done.
Corrin: finally we can rest!
Leo: let's continue the festival then.
It has been a hard day, but also a happy one, everyone spent the night continuing the festival until it ended.
The end?