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Seymour
An Unforgettable Luncheon
Seymour is in his house, apron over his suit and tie. He promised his boss, the superintendent of the school and Springfield, Gary Chalmers to eat dinner at his house. Seymour opened his phone and started to text Chalmers the location to his house, when something terrible happens! He accidentally sends it to Bart! Bart takes this opportunity to send Seymour's address to everyone in Springfield, and across the world! Will Skinner be able to survive this unforgettable luncheon?! He panics as he hears the doorbell ring. Is it Chalmers... or someone else?!
Witch_of_destruction
It is I. I came to destroy your roast. Engulfs your roast in pure darkness
MsFrizzle
The Magic School Bus bursts through the wall Hello I was in the neighborhood Let me borrow your refrigerator
Seymour
Skinner exclaims Oh egads! Bart has already sold me out! But what if... I were to send everyone over to his house? ohohoho, Delightfully Devilish Seymour! Seymour looks over to the Witch of Destruction as they set the roast on fire How could you?! Skinner cries internally as he realizes that Chalmers is going to be really upset at his roast being toasted. Seymour's gaze now turns to the ginger-haired lady My refrigerator? But I don't have any more hams in my fridge! But... I do know someone who has hams in their house!