The Bomb Situation of Tokyo - Phansite Archive

The Bomb Situation of Tokyo

Within the depths of the Hailbird a waddledee walks into the bridge approaching the crimelord Minion:MY MASTER! THE BOMBS ARE SET BY SARGEANT KNUCKLE JOE! "All as planned.....Soon... NEW DREAMLAND WILL BE A REALITY WHEN TOKYO IS DESTROYED!!!" Minion:YES! but the operatives are still down there!!! "I don't care! They're sacrifice will be for the cause we have before us all on board this ship....Also didn't I ask for a beer!?" Soon Explosions begin to occur through the city as Kirby drinks a beer and making a toast to his army.

Kirby

Flies into the halberd on a warp star Poyo poyo, mothereffer! He is coming to defeat the evil Kirby and save Tokyo

Incubator

Soon enough, a small, white, cat-like creatures emerges from one of the nearby shadows, it blinks for a moment, staring at Kingpin Kirby, before curling up into a ball. A voice rings out to accompany the thing Well, that seemed rather wasteful. You're just doing this for kicks, huh?

Kingpin_Kirby

"No this is for the great of Dreamland you white dog!"

Kirby

Kirby rushes through all the minions on a wheelie and confronts Kingpin Kirby. Aiiiii! He rushes at Kingpin with his sword and performs a thrust towards him

Kingpin_Kirby

Kirby whips out a shotgun at the other one and fires it at his big mech. "Terminator Tought me something!"

Incubator

ok, first off, I'm not a dog, my name's Kyubey you insufferable pink blob. Second.... Kyubey looks off in the direction of the other Kirby You might wanna look behind you

Kingpin_Kirby

"Can you not SEE!!! I'M DESTROYING A CITY AND HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET ON MY SHIP?"

Kirby

Kirby gets hit by the shotgun bullets, taking a bar off his health and knocks his ability out of him, lowering Kirby's health bar to 5. However, Kirby then sucks up that ability star and shoots it at Kingpin.

Kingpin_Kirby

After running into cover, the crimelord Tosses a grenade While more explosions happen in the city and Sends the entire Hailbird into an alert.

Incubator

Kyubey calmly walks after Kingpin Kirby, seemingly heedless of the destruction happening around him. The creature dodges to Kingpin's left before laying back down I can be pretty much anywhere I want to. Don't worry your little head about it too much. Besides, not like I'm hurting anything

Kirby

The grenade explodes on Kirby and he takes 1 damagr lowering it down to 4. He then quickly sucks the air repeatedly, hoping that a weapon would just fall into his mouth that he can spit at kingpin

Kingpin_Kirby

"Bring it on Mother fuckers!" Gunshots are fired from the crimelords UZI's

Incubator

The small creature doesn't even flinch as it is tragically gunned down. How sad.

Kirby

Kirby sucks up ALL the gunshots and swishes them around in his mouth. Suddenly, the HUGEST motherassfucking badfuckass star you've ever seen pops out of his mouth and fucking destroys everything in his path, causing the bombs to blow up and destroy the ship

Starwaddle

Star watches in the distance as everything plays out. ...i gotta get me a ship like that...and i think i know just the guy to go to...

Vidar

A blue mecha flies into the scene seeing the destruction from within the cold metal machinery and approach the aircraft and reach for the rifle holstered. "It's always slaughter to these people! Never order or peace! Destruction....I will stop all of it!"

Kingpin_Kirby

"WHAT THE SHIT IS THAT AND HOW ARE THEY FINDING---oh...The Hailbird....Fuck me..."

Kingpin_Kirby

The Hailbird open fires at Tokyo everywhere with repair teams scrambling to fix the damages while dealing with the fuckers attacking.

Starwaddle

Star gets into a large cannon and gets fired straight into the side of the ship. Landing inside safely, she takes a look around and pulls out a large sack. If evil starts blowing things up, loot their shit and run! Star runs around the ship, stuffing as much stuff into her sack as she can.

Vidar

Quick Aerial Maneuvers are done with lightning speed reaction time almost not human, And shots are fired off at the ship's weapons, and at the engines crippling it and firing right at the bridge itself and the 110mm Rifle is holster and both of the pistols are drawn as it lands on the ship doing it's attack run and using it's extendable blades to break through the armor of the ship and get inside. "YOU ARE ALL THE DISEASE TO WHAT HOLDS BACK THE PROGRESSION OF HUMANITY! And i'm here to fix that...."

Kingpin_Kirby

Most of the attacks do some big time damage and Kirby and the Hailbird Engine Bay is on fire and From that a black hole is forming very fastly.

Starwaddle

...that a black hole? ...oh...yeah...that a black hole... Star jumps off the ship and into a lake.

Vidar

"A black hole? How is that even possible!?" Without hesitation, A Red burst of light goes out of the eyes of the mecha, making a quick escape at full speed using a burst saber blade out of the total six carried at a time like a payload as a bomb to cause a blast within the hailbird.