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The Hobo Royale
After Homer manages to get a boat and go to an island a flare is shot into the air and a cardboard sign saying "The hobo battle royale!" Near an abandoned village, and hours of half-assed preparations.... The homeless man walks unto a soap box with paper in his hands and reads. "Welcome who ever has sneaked on the boat here! I am the host of this grand battle named Homer Callas the 3rd! or Hobo homer! And now to the main event, Throughout the island is weapons and giant mechs of destruction and whatnot, I swear this is the world these days....Now let the Grand battle begin!" A air-horn is blaring and it suddenly dies from over use and the hobo gets off the soap box.