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Evan
Seeking...
👑 -- Any of y'all seen my daddy? I'm like 12 and he pulled out a gun to shoot some fuckin' mice that were trying to cut me. He appeared in my room after smoking too much weed and I can't seem to get him back no matter how much weed I smoke.
Ina
Have you tried turning the weed on and off again before smoking it?
Evan
Have you tried turning the weed on and off again before smoking it? 👑 -- No but I will try that now. I hope my daddy returns to me.
Miles_Prower
Abandon family and friendship and dedicate your life to science
Evan
👑 -- Instructions unclear. Got tail stuck in meat grinder. I will require a medic.
Micah
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Evan
👑 -- I guess I'll never see my daddy again.
Micah
👑 -- I guess I'll never see my daddy again. But he is obam a tho
Pancake_Knight
Are you looking for a daddy or your daddy? I need some clarification.
Evan
Are you looking for a daddy or your daddy? I need some clarification. 👑 -- I am looking for my daddy.
Roland
Sounds like a real issue. Maybe you could describe what your daddy looks like? That might be useful to know.
Evan
Sounds like a real issue. Maybe you could describe what your daddy looks like? That might be useful to know. 👑 -- He... well he looks exactly like you. Are you my daddy? W H O ? I'M DYING.
Roland
No, you must have me confused with another presidential figure who shoots mice people in a fantasy world. I've never even done a weed. I do much cooler drugs, like radiation poisoning. I am an enigma...with a 10mm semi-auto pistol.
Evan
No, you must have me confused with another presidential figure who shoots mice people in a fantasy world. I've never even done a weed. I do much cooler drugs, like radiation poisoning. I am an enigma...with a 10mm semi-auto pistol. 👑 -- N-no! You must be my daddy! There is simply nobody else that will work! PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW.
Evan
👑 -- Don't leave me again daddy! If you do I'll smoke so much weed that I'll explode!
Queef
Are you looking for a daddy or your daddy? I need some clarification. PK, please. You're already a.. Daddy