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Akira_Kurusu_Fan
Anything can happen Text Adventure
You wake up in the morning. It's time to do something, anything! OOC: This is as the title says, a text adventure where anything can happen. Anything. To input commands do a >. Example: >Look outside.
Sam
>Look outside
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
You look outside. It's raining, it's pouring, and your old man neighbor is snoring. Your window seems to be open, letting the rain in.
Sam
>Jump out of the window
Camziez
>You eat pancakes
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
You jump out of the window, landing on a conveniently placed pile of pillows. Achievement Unlocked: Absolute Mad Lad You summon pancakes in your hand. You consume them.
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Rom_Dolos
>Check phone
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
You check your phone. It says your active mission is: Get groceries.
Fayth
>go back inside
Rom_Dolos
>Use a pillowcase as a grocery bag.
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
You go back inside your house. Then you notice the giant bird in the middle of your living room. You grab your pillowcase, making it a grocery bag. Achievement Unlocked: Recycle your pillowcases
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Fayth
>Kill the Giant Bird
BonafideMonafide04
>go to pett the big bird
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
You enter a fight with the bird. Enemy: Big Bird HP 100, Attack 5, Defense 5 You: HP 100, Attack 2, Defense 0 ATTACK DEFEND ITEM Run like a bitch You pet the bird. It seems nice! Achievement Unlocked: Bird Friend
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Fayth
>Attack
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
You wouldn't attack your friend, would you?
Fayth
>Check fridge
Rom_Dolos
>Grab pillow
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
You and your bird friend go to the fridge. It's empty, but you can take the fridge as a weapon. You grab your pillow. ITEM GET! Pillowbag
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BonafideMonafide04
>hug birb fren
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
You hug your birb friend. It seems like it wants a name... what shall you name them?
Fayth
>Save
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
You save your game. Nice.
Camziez
>stalk blue haired art emos
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
Your birb friend is now named "stalk blue haired art emos".
Garden_of_Rosie
>If the birb is a boy, you name him "Henry." If it's a girl, you name her "Greta."
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
The birb is no gender. You name them Birb Friend. Achievement Unlocked: Birb Friends Unite!
Rom_Dolos
>Go to grocery store
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
You grab your grocery bag and go outside, then Birb Friend flies you to your grocery store.
Garden_of_Rosie
>You pick up food for Birb Friend
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
You grab food for Birb Friend. You need the rest of the things for your mission to be complete. 1: Statue of AVGN 2: Game Boy 3: Gas Mask
Gin
>Save
Kitagawa
- - - > Consume own arm. - - -
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
You save your game, and eat your arm. It grows back. What the fuck..? Achievement Unlocked: Mutant Arm
Rom_Dolos
> Activate Cheat Menu
Gin
>Kill yourself
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
BEEP. ENTER PASSCODE FOR CHEAT MENU. lolno, you can't die
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Rom_Dolos
>password
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
PASSCODE ACCEPTED. SELECT CHEAT. swat_squad Invincibility Pepe The Frog Summon Summon Unicycle
Camziez
>awaken your persona
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
You awaken your persona... or don't. Birb Friend is your Persona.
Gin
>Disable Invincibility
Rom_Dolos
>secret code: phapsit
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
You cannot. It is already disabled. Legend of Zelda Fanfare Secret Code unlocked! The entire Phapsit cast appears in front of you. jerson_ers_quernlern: henlo am phapsit anvtur wut dus u ned
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Gin
>Kill yourself
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
You cannot.
Rum_Dloso
>nu rools 4 phapsit
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
The Phapsit Cast panics. jerson_ers_quernlern: ono rum_dloso: y
Gin
>Lament the fact you cannot kill yourself by trapping yourself in a barrel filled with concrete with a pack of playing cards (And if you get the reference, you will have my respect)
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
You "Lament the fact you cannot kill yourself by trapping yourself in a barrel filled with concrete with a pack of playing cards". Neat.
Fogagr_Aon
>nook temh
Shdager
>stahp teh nooks
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
You nook temh, then stop teh nooks.
RenMamamiya
>you protec, you attac, but more importantly, you nec crac
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
Your nec cracs.
Shdager
>maek wurld butful agen
Fogagr_Aon
>by gus msk n maek birb fren ware it
Camziez
>stalk blue haired art emos again
BBH
>cries in the shower
Izziel_Baksai
>Use computer for Photoshop
Revolver
>Activate Mirror Force and Mirror Force Launcher