"I've been standing haere for and still nothing has happened!" Said Joe, the drunkard as he was hoping around in an asinine stupor. "When will -hic- any thing appear!" He said tho he twas still incredibly smashed

Sho approaches a quite obviously drunk man and stares awkwardly, eventually speaking up Are you alright? Do you need help?

F-ck no! I don't need no help

"Oh hi you look -hic- sexy" he then adds, forgetting to greet this nice person

the man then retches an then throws up onto the street"wanna go somewhere?" he asks.