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Skechi-Akechi's Transdimensional Coffee Shop

*In the gaps between dimensions, there exists places where all are welcome to stop by and take a break from their adventures. This is one such place. Inside, a long haired boy in a maid outfit waits eagerly for someone, or something, to arrive.*

Skechi-Akechi

OOC: this is my first RP im scared pls help

Dinivis_Ebonhart

The sound of the bell rang as a raven haired man walked into the shop with a girl that looked half his age with long flowing white hair. The man, Dinivis Ebonhart beckoned to the maid for a seat. Seeing the maid he couldn't exactly tell weather the call it a girl or a boy but decided to keep these thoughts to himself

Skechi-Akechi

*Akechi quickly snaps to attention at the sound of a customer* Welcome to my humble cafe. Table for two?

Dinivis_Ebonhart

"Yes, please." Dinivis looked around the cafe as a question floated into his mind. Never mind the fact he has no idea how he came to the place to begin with. "Do you work here alone?"

Skechi-Akechi

*Akechi ponders the question for a moment* For the most part, yes. There are multiple places just like this one, and each one is operated by an Akechi. We swap posts every once in a while to keep things interesting. My last job was in a sports bar. Now, are you ready to order?

Dinivis_Ebonhart

"Pancakes for the girl and I'll just have green tea with honey." Dinivis noticed his young companion looking around the cafe with sparkling eyes as if witnessing something completely new. "Its been a long time since I could just sit down and relax. If its not one problem in the world its another. Can it go one week without all life being threatened?" he asked to no one in particular as he sat down at his desk

ProsecutorNiijima

A serious woman stumbles upon a new cafÃ©. She decides to walk in because Soijiros coffee was starting to get stale. Then, she sees a familiar face. "Akechi?! What are you wearing?!"

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Skechi-Akechi

*Akechi nods his head, and walks to the kitchen, out of sight beyond the double doors. Suddenly, brilliant streaks of eldritch light surge out of kitchen, as Akechi stumbles back through the doors, battered but otherwise unharmed, holding a green tea in one hand, and a double stack of fluffy pancakes in the other.* "Here you are." Akechi sets the plates on the table, then braces himself against the bar, out of breath.

Skechi-Akechi

"N-Niijima-san! I will be with you in a moment" *Akechi teeters, then regains his composure.* "Welcome to my humble cafe."

ProsecutorNiijima

Niijima-san was really confused about what exactly was going on. She has never been into a maid cafÃ© before. "I will stay, but you in a maid suit is extremely suspicious." She takes a seat in a table in the far left corner.

Fenris

Fenris stumbles in unsure how he actually got here but the scent of coffee caught his attention "A cup won't hurt, right?" He takes a seat somewhat close to Nijima

Skechi-Akechi

*Akechi sighs, everyone always comments on the uniform. He decides he will have a chat with the manager after his shift. He turns his attention to Sae* "Are you ready to order, Niijima-san? We have a broad selection of gourmet breakfast options, and our coffee is second to none." *He takes notice of the latest customer.* "Be with you in a moment."

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Apollo

The door busts open as a man wearing black clothing with orange details floats in, his feet literally on fire. His wide grin never drops as he looks around and eventually sits down close to the other customers. "Ah, coffee. Been a while since I had some! One of the few things that made me jealous of you mortals." He casually summons some fire that he plays with, taking a look around until his eyes reach Akechi, at which point the tiny flames disappear and he starts laughing his ass off.

Skechi-Akechi

*Akechi stares in sheer confusion at the sun boy, then composes himself.* This is a surprise. I can't remember the last time an elemental showed up. However... *Akechi's expression turns sinister in an instant.* Know that you are responsible for any damages to this place. *He turns to the unserviceed patrons.* Now, may I take your orders?

Fenris

"Meat. What meat do you have?"

Skechi-Akechi

"We have a full stock of various steaks, sausages, whatever your stomach desires."

Izziel_Baksai

The bell rang once again as one person enters the cafe. The person who entered there is confused whether or not it is a cafe. The confused person asked the maid in the cafe. Excuse me but, do you know where I am?

Fenris

Fenris practically drools "I'll take one of each. And a coffee."

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Skechi-Akechi

Fenris practically drools "I'll take one of each." "One order of...everything coming right up. *Akechi dashes back to the kitchen.*

Skechi-Akechi

Excuse me but, do you know where I am? *A sign place near the entrance reads: Transdimensional Cafe, open to all, please seat yourself, you will be serviced shortly*

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Izziel_Baksai

The sudden realization made Izziel feel stupid. Where're my glasses when I need it?

Apollo

As soon as Akechi refers to him as an Elemental, his laughing stops as his entire body catches on fire, yet fails to burn the surrounding area. It does manage to heat the place up to an almost unbearable degree though. "ELEMENTAL? You're sorely mistaken there, buddy! I'm certainly not one of those barbaric attempts to recreate a power such as mine!" Apollo takes a moment to stop and breathe, the heat dying down slowly before he sighs and extinguishes himself completely. "Can I have a cappuccino?"

Fenris

Fenris jumps off his chair to avoid the flames

Dinivis_Ebonhart

An aura of death emanates from the white haired girl effectively killing the flames that came near her as she continued to eat the pancakes. "May I have a serving of scrambled eggs as well" Dinivis asks while seemingly unaffected by the heat

Izziel_Baksai

Izziel took damage from the flames

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Skechi-Akechi

*Akechi bursts out of the kitchen in a flash of light, covered in ashes and carrying a glowing plate piled with assorted meats.* "This is the best we could do. This plate is a portal to the Meat Dimension. Enjoy." *He sets the plate down on Fen's table, and collapses on the floor.* "Any more orders? Its easier to place them in bulk."

Fenris

Fenris wastes no time consuming the pile of meat

Izziel_Baksai

Uhh... You have pancakes?

Skechi-Akechi

*Akechi scribbles quickly on a notepad* "Pancakes, eggs, cappuccino...*he glances up from the floor* Any more orders?"

Fenris

"A french vanilla coffee!"

Izziel_Baksai

And a Hot Green Tea too, if you don't mind.

Apollo

"That's all for me, thanks." And with that, Apollo goes back to playing with literal fire, flinging it around and occasionally coating one of his body parts in it while he chuckled.

Skechi-Akechi

*Akechi finishes the list, and attempts to pull himself up, but fails and collapses in a heap.* "Can some*koff*one heal me? Our kitchen is literally Hell."

Fenris

Casts mediarama "Does that help?"

Izziel_Baksai

...Is something the matter?

Apollo

"I got you." The god snaps his fingers and the flame he was playing with grows large enough to fully encompass Akechi and flies to him. Curiously, all his aches start disappearing while his body feels refreshed as the fire slowly dwindles until it's finally gone. "Should work good enough for now, but you'll probably be feeling all that again later, so i'd advise rest."

Skechi-Akechi

*Akechi leaps to his feet, sans horrific burns* Many thanks, patrons. Rest assured, your food will be ready momentarily. *Akechi re-enters the kitchen to the sound of feral snarling and creaking metal.*

Skechi-Akechi

INCOMING *Akechi exits the kitchen, trailed by two identical Akechis wearing similar uniforms, each carrying the requested orders to their respective tables.* "Any more orders? We seem to have a streak of good luck going in the kitchen.*

Apollo

"Alert me when my coffee will be done, I may have to attend to some business first." With that, Apollo's body is overtaken by fire too bright to see in before it extinguishes itself, the God himself being gone. Oof, something came up. I gotta go.

Izziel_Baksai

Oh, thanks Akechi! By the way...

Fenris

"I'm good for now. Thanks." He takes a sip of coffee having finished his meal, including the bones

Izziel_Baksai

Oh... nevermind. And so, Izziel proceeds to eat the pancake and after that, he drank the tea he ordered.

Fenris

"How do I pay?"

Skechi-Akechi

This establishment exists for to sole purpose of catering to weary adventurers. Charging a price for such services would drive away potential customers. The meal is free.

Izziel_Baksai

This establishment exists for to sole purpose of catering to weary adventurers. Charging a price for such services would drive away potential customers. The meal is free. Neat. Well, I should be going now. Thanks for the meal! And so, Izziel left the establishment with a smile with his face I should get a katsu curry sometime

MadMorgana

A black cat walks inside the building, hopping up the counter. I have no where else to go, it started raining. Is there any chance you sell sushi here?

ProsecutorNiijima

After a lot of thinking, Sae says "I heard the pancakes and coffee were good here. Please make this worth my time, and I will give you a tip."

Skechi-Akechi

*Akechi is startled by the cat, but continues with his duties.* We have a wide selection of sushis from different dimensions. Are you ready to order?

MadMorgana

[i]the cats around the cafe. It is small, but filled with charm. The cat, soaked to the bone and exhausted, sighs and falls unconcious on the counter, a small black lump of damp fur. [i]

Natsuki

A tiny girl with pink hair was passing by the the coffee shop and saw two cats and the same cat person she saw before. Jeez. Coffee shops and damn cats. Will there ever be a normal coffee shop that I can go to? She shrugged it off and so, she walked away from the shop and continued her day.

MadMorgana

s-sushi.... i want.. sushi...

HoenAoi

I want some green tea please.

MadMorgana

[i] my breaths slow as i slowly start to fade, soaked and starving, and shiviering on the cold counter[i]

Skechi-Akechi

Akechi returns from the kitchen with a large sushi platter "You don't have my permission to starve, talking cat."

Skechi-Akechi

OocI will return at 2:19. Sorry for any inconvenience

MadMorgana

Smelling sushi, I open my eyes. I slowly get up, and that is when I see it. One huge roll of fatty tuna. It must be cat heaven, I think, as I slowly consume the entire platter.

Skechi-Akechi

OOC: I'm back, baby!

Hat_Kid

*Hat Kid would soon enter the coffee shop with a happy look on her face as she looks around*

Skechi-Akechi

*Akechi notices the well hatted child, and lets out a sigh of relief* "Finally, a normal customer."

Hat_Kid

*Hat Kid walks to the counter and sits down on a seat* "Hot Chocolate please"

Skechi-Akechi

"Coming right up" *Akechi ducks into the kitchen, emerging a moment later with a cup of hot choclate, which he slides down the counter Tapper-style.*

Hat_Kid

*Hat Kid would catch the drink and smiles* "Thank you..." *Hat Kid soon started drinking the hot chocolate*

Aki-Joker

*Aki enters looking at the phone with a sigh* This wouldn't fit our group, oh well keep looking. *she sits down* I see tea on your Menu. Is there pomegranate tea available? If not I also settle for black tea.

the6thFool

6 walks in "could I get a beer?"

Hat_Kid

*Hat Kid stops drinking the Hot chocolate and looks around, soon seeing Aki and waves to her* "Hello"

Skechi-Akechi

*Akechi quickly takes orders on a notepad.* "Beer, pom tea... anything else"

the6thFool

6 decides to order a meat platter

Aki-Joker

*Aki looks up from her Phone* Eh, I take a strawberry shortcake. *she then looks at hat kid* Oh, hello there.

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Skechi-Akechi

"Meat platter...and...cake. Coming right up! *Akechi disappears into the kitchen.*

the6thFool

"so kid, where were you from?" asked 6 to Aki "you got yerself a persona?'

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Skechi-Akechi

*Akechi bursts out of the kitchen with a platter of select meats in one hand and a piece of strawberry shortcake in the other, as well as a pomegranete tea balanced on his head* "Apologies for the delay, the kitchen staff only speak telepathically."

Aki-Joker

No it's alright. *she takes the tea from Akechis head, so it won't drop* Thank you. *she takes a sip of her tea and then whispers to 6* I wouldn't recommend talk such so casually. Especially when you are a stranger. *she then takes a bite of her cake* Delicious.

MadMorgana

I finally have finished eating all the sushi at the back seat. I meow loudly, causing everyone to look at me. MORE SUSHI PLEASE

ProsecutorNiijima

The prosecutor was on her laptop answering emails and doing research, and saw that Akechi came out the kitchen. "Are my pancakes and coffee ready yet? I really need the energy right now."

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MadMorgana

I jump down from the back table littered in food. I then jump onto the counter again and start meowing loudly

MonoDj

*Mono floats into the shop.* A transdimentional coffee shop? Not the wierdest place I have been, cough but it is up there. *Mono floats to a seat and just floats above it.*

Skechi-Akechi

*Akechi quietly has a minor breakdown as he realizes that Niijima-san was here the whole time. He regains his composure and whips out the notepad once more.* "Pancakes...coffee...and...SUSHI... I will be back in a moment. *He ducks back into the kitchen.*

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Hat_Kid

*Hat Kid went back to drinking the Hot Chocolate and drinks it all*

MadMorgana

*I stop meowing and walk over to Mono. I look up at you in confusion, wondering how you can float.* Meow?

the6thFool

"I am no stranger to death, including my own" 6 says to aki fools will be fools & fools do learn

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MonoDj

coughHello cat. How are you doing?

Aki-Joker

*she sighs* This isn't even an answer to what I said. Nevermind.Just be careful. *she continues drinking her tea, but takes out a notebook on the side and begins to scribble*

MadMorgana

Meoow *i am good but I doubt you can understand me. I just wish for my sushi would be out soon*

Skechi-Akechi

*A plate of pancakes, a cup of coffee, and another sushi platter float out of the kitchen, through the air, and finally stop at the tables of those who ordered them. Akechi crawls out of the kitchen, out of breath.* "Enjoy..."

the6thFool

*chugs beer, blacks out* (someone help akechi)

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MadMorgana

I can barely look away from my sushi, but I jump down and nudge Akechi where he lays. Are you okay? Do you need help?

Skechi-Akechi

Akechi raises his head "Our kitchen dips into Hell. I will live. Are there any more orders?"

ProsecutorNiijima

"Thank you Akechi, now can you explain what is going on? When did you get this job?"

Skechi-Akechi

Akechi stands "Throughout the various dimensions, there exist places like this, meant to cater to adventurers and the like. All of these places are manned by an Akechi. Which means I am not the same Akechi that resides in your reality."

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ProsecutorNiijima

She spits out her coffee and stands up. "I'm sorry, what? Multiple Akechis? Various dimensions? My reality? Have you been participating in underage drinking?"

MadMorgana

OOC:That was beautiful Nijima

MadMorgana

Well..Akechi, if there is more then one of you, is there more then one of me? I could help, as long as I am payed in sushi

Skechi-Akechi

"Niijima-san, you are sitting in a cafe along with a talking cat. This should not come as a surprise."

Aki-Joker

*Aki finished scribbling a Logo onto the paper https://sta.sh/010y1n4cf375 * This looks alright. *she puts her notebook in her bag and walks up to Akechi* I know how hard you work, I had such a job as well in the past, so here is a tip as motivation. *she paid more than she had too* Hang in there. *Aki left the cafe*

Skechi-Akechi

OOC: gotta walk my dog. be back in a few

Hat_Kid

*Hat Kid leaves the cafe as well*

ProsecutorNiijima

"A talking cat? I never thought I would hear such nonsense from you of all people?" The talking coming from Morgana sounds like meows to her.

MadMorgana

Walks over to Sae i think that is very rude, I AM NOT A CAT! (MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW)

ProsecutorNiijima

"Are you having auditory hallucinations? Because the cat is clearly meowing."

MadMorgana

I AM NOT MEOWING I AM TALKING! HISSSS

Skechi-Akechi

*Akechi realizes that Sae cannot hear Morgana because she has never been to the Metaverse.*

MadMorgana

In anger, I storm off over to Akechi. I jump behind him and run into the kitchen, looking for sushi'

Skechi-Akechi

The nature of the kitchen prevents customers from entering, for their own safety. "If you wanted more sushi, just ask"

Betty

A brown and pink haired girl enters the cafe. She seems tired.

Skechi-Akechi

Akechi turns his attention to the newest arrival. "Hello and welcome. What would you like?"

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Betty

"Some green tea would be nice right about now. I would ask for my personal favorite, but I doubt that anyone has the recipe for that." She sits down at a booth.

Skechi-Akechi

"Our kitchen exists across every dimension. There is nothing our staff can't make."

Betty

"Oh, right. Forgot about that. In that case, I'll have some golden flower tea."

Skechi-Akechi

"Thank you. Now look down." A cup of Golden Flower Tea has manifested at your table. How strange...

the6thFool

Could I have acetone, lithium, toluene, and hydrochloric acid

Skechi-Akechi

"This is a coffee shop, not a chemistry lab."

the6thFool

Dang! I was going to make some "coffee" of my own

MadMorgana

*I finally wake up from falling uncouncious at the kitchen door*