*Bursting through the door, Shakespeare stretches his arms out and laughs jovially.*
Greetings people of this fine establishment of "the white". The great playwright, William Shakespeare, hath arrived at this decadent establishment. Now, now. Before you applaud my great genius, I must ask you to calm your hearts of all excitement, for I am a humble man. Now then, I wish to taste your great black night beverage you serve here! For I am here to write and I desire to awaken the muses and my own soul for the greatest of stories to be created. Ya ha ha!!!