I apologize...
My fellow citizens, I have committed a crime unbecoming of a person like me. To tell the truth... I... I didn't yeet hard enough. It was all just a lie... My yeet wasn't as strong as I made it seem... I sincerely apologize for your disappointment. I know that no words can justify what I did, that's why I will atone for my sins... by committing suicide. For the last, I ask your pardon and thank you for listening.