I wouldn't even make Gashats out of you, and I made Gashats using the Ouya.

No u not garbage

For once I agree with Gana here. The Wii U has a pikmin game, so it can’t be TOTAL trash, like, for now that’s a pretty big point in its favor. It also has #FE which, while a total mess plot-wise, is pretty fun to play

For once?!

The Wii U has platforming games on it which is enough for me!!!

Ex-Aid, stop being a dumbass and go kill my dad.

What is a "Wii U" and why is a lever better.

What is a "Wii U" and why is a lever better. More like why is this "Wii U" telling us to wee??

What is a "Wii U" and why is a lever better. Hey Brave, remember how your girlfriend died? Go kill my dad.

Develop a new gashat to help me beat him and I'll do it. Just make sure it's really specific to me for some reason and nobody else can use it.

What is a "Wii U" and why is a lever better. Hey Brave, remember how your girlfriend died? Go kill my dad. Now that you mentioned my girlfriend I am specifically not going to help you and instead help him.

Develop a new gashat to help me beat him and I'll do it. Just make sure it's really specific to me for some reason and nobody else can use it. Alright, I'll make something that works for 10 seconds for most people but if you use it it makes you invincible. Happy? Now that you mentioned my girlfriend I am specifically not going to help you and instead help him. Fuck. Snipe? Go beat him up.

...Should I be worried? Do you need help-

The only help I need is if you can kill my dad. Can you kill my dad?

... Point me at 'em