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Star's Castle of Chaos
Star sits on a throne in a large, dark castle, sipping some tea. Ahh...now this is an evil lair. So glad I was able to pay off all the bills for this. Now, I do believe it's time to come up with an evil plan again. Hmm...what shall I do this time?
Alex would enter from a pillar "Where am I?"
Jonah and some rebels pokes their heads out as they look into the throne room. Jonah looks at the Rebels before looking inside the throne room again
Alice was eating some star shaped candy out of a plastic bag with stars and other childish designs on it. Her coat was long enough to reach her knees and her long white hair flowed behind her. As she ate the candy nearly in a trance she ended up walking into the castle. By the time she finally finished the candy in her mouth she realized she was lost. "Where...where am I?"
Stat takes a look at everyone showing up. Welcome to my castle of chaos! I decided I needed to redecorate my evil lair, so I went with the classic evil castle look. I think it looks nice. Doesn't it look nice?
Jonah and the Rebels soon fully enter the Throne room Jonah had a bad feeling about the female (Star) that sitting on the throne
Alice would hear stars voice and follow it, soon finding herself in the throne room with the others. She would stare at star remembering her as the interesting existence from the cafe she was at the other day. "Tis homey" she would reply to star with a deadpan look as she threw another piece of candy in her mouth.
James walks in with confusion. What the hell is going on?
Well, anyway, time to see what I can come up with that would be evil and chaotic for the world! Muhahahahaha! Star pulls out a pen and paper. Let's see here...giant robot attack? Been there, done that. Sexy time air? That's...not my handwriting, and way to weird. Think of the children! Pass! Uhh...mass mind control? Boring. Hmm...what else could I do...?
He realizes what's going on and starts spying on Star.
Jonah and the Rebels look at Star, and slowly start taking out their weapons "Um, teaming up with the rebels in order to have a better chance at winning since theirs a group of soldiers that can kill a god with only using guns, knifes and some grenades"
Alice would simply walk around the room until finally running out of candy. When she did she would pout a little as the bag in her hand turned to dust. Looking back to star she would ask a question. "Dost thy hath any candy?" she would ask with a slight tilt of her head.
Hmm? Oh, I like the idea of an army, but what's a rebel army got to do with causing chaos? Star is way too focused on thinking up a way to cause chaos to notice anything. Maybe I should cover the sun with the moon? Nah, done before. Maybe...oh, candy is down the left hall in this room, third door on the right is the kitchen. What to do, what to do?
"Um... we make a lot of different metal slugs and mechs... not a actual slug made out of metal and we also try and take over towns, attack the regular army. we helped a bunch of aliens but they back stab us and we fight the aliens and win... We rebels do some crazy and chaotic things.... I don't know how our leader thinks of these things"
Alice followed the directions and went into the kitchen. Her eyes changed to the eyes of truth as she looked around and changed back when she found the candy. Upon the discovery her eyes sparkled as she sat down and began to munch away with rose tinted cheeks. Some of the candy she had never seen before but they all tasted pretty unique and really good. She wouldn't have to worry about money so she could eat to her hearts content as well for once. She was going to fully enjoy this accidental excursion.
Hmm...ehh, I'll give you guys a small platoon of robot soldiers. You'll get them in the morning. I'll see what you can do with them, and if you do good I'll give you more. What other ideas are there for making mayham? Hmm...oh, I could...nah...maybe...no...damn, I've got nothing right now.
"You could try bringing a bunch of zombies back to life and putting them all around the world making the armies try to defeat them and making the world fall into a panic" "You could try making a portal to another world or multiply worlds bring other universe versions of you to help you bring chaos and such" "also thank you"
(edited by Rebel_Soldiers)
Oh! That last one, that I like! Good thing I've got them on speed dial! Star pulls out her phone and brings a few versions of herself into a group call, explaining the situation to them. And that's why I'm asking you guys! Any ideas!? ...no, we're not blowing up the world. Covering cities in plants, it's an interesting idea, I like it. Maid army? Interesting, interesting. Vampires? Okay? How about we combine our ideas, so we have an army of maids outfitted with small robot exoskeletons that would make traversing plant cities easy, and we just have vampires for no fucking reason? Sounds good? Okay, good. I'll get the skeletons ready in about a week. Thanks guys! Star closes her phone and picks up her tea again. Well, that'll be an interesting plan.
"Um. guess well be on our way, unless you want us to stay to talk about some things but were really tired... also my name is Jonah"
Nah, you can go. I've got exoskeletons to build, and as powerful as I am, I'm definitely not going to be able to make an army in a day. Thanks for the idea. Star gets up off her chair and a work station suddenly pops up from the ground into a corner of the room. Star goes over to it and starts working.
"Your welcome" Jonah and the rebels leave
Alice continues to eat the candy in bliss. Without noticing, some of her power leaks out corroding the very space around her until a tear appears behind. Tentacles squirmed out of the tear and as they pulled the main body through it revealed itself to be a lesser Cthulu horror. It would ignore Alice who in turn didn't notice the creature and leave the kitchen roaming the castle.
suddenly, the monster is trapped by the castle's safety features, the hallways and doors around it closing up. The space around it distorts as it's sent to a containment cell in the basement, probably never to be seen again. Huh? Eh, probably nothing.
Alice would finally stop after feeling satisfied with the candy she ate. Afterwards she would get up, notice the tear in space and ignore it like it wasn't her problem. Its not exactly unusual to find tears in spaces that lead to nightmarish horrors in a castle belong to a god of chaos after all. Maybe it was a defense feature. After all, you'd definitely want to protect mankind's greatest creation, candy. She would walk back the way she came to the throne room where she would see star in a corner working on something. She would peak over stars shoulder with intrigue. "What is thee creating?"
An exoskeleton. I'm going to make it small and have no armor at first so I can perfect the design. The idea is pretty simple, and I've been meaning to make one of these at some point, so I'm happy to do it right now. I think I'll call this one...X0 BB, or Exo Prototype, Bare Bones if we want to get into the semantics of the name.
Alice would stare at star work for a few minutes. "If thee were to scribe a rune of power thee would be able to increase its strength. Then add a self perpetuation rune to feed it mana from thine surroundings then thee woudst hath to worry for a power source.....though, if done then thine materials need be stronger to handle the strain." Alice would off handily say not really expecting Star to accept her proposal. Most of the time when ever she would say anything like this she would be ignored since people viewed her as a child, as such they believed she didn't know what she was talking about.
Hmm...nah, I've got something else in mind. It's a weapon I've been thinking about for a few years now, and I feel like I could possibly set it up as a power source of some kind for the prototype. Still, I'll take your advice when I start mass production of these. Say, do you think I should use motion sensitive gloves to control the arms and hands, or just some joysticks and buttons? The feet won't need boots, as I've already got an idea as for what I want to for them. Star finishes working on the harness to hold the pilot in and moves on to the body of the exoskeleton.
"Personally, joysticks and buttons. Sounds more entertaining. Woudst thee add lasers?" She asked not taking her eyes off of stars work.
Probably, as a kind of weapons system. I'm thinking the feet for this model should focus on movement, as it won't have any armor attached to it. It'll be minimalistic, but still quite strong in terms of what it'll be able to do. Joystick and buttons won't be as complicated and precise as the gloves, but the cost will be much less. I won't need a head for this thing, so the only thing I'll have to worry about breaking is it's suspension and joints.
"Maybe a Zeus XT7701 joint piece? Tis uses more power but hath more fluid movement and more durable." she proposed. Now that she thought about it she didn't know why Star was building this exoskeleton.
Hmm...good call. I won't worry about power just yet...but storage will be a bit of a problem... unless...perhaps I could create it's own storage inside the exoskeleton! Using hammerspace technology, it's possible I could create a sort of storage for when using the exoskeleton would be a bad idea. Oh, and it could be a fast storage too! I can't let this idea get away! Star finishes up on the right hand and begins work on designing the "Exo-Stoarge Sphere."
"Ah, thee could use thine candy security tear in thine kitchen. If thee synchronizes all of the storage space to that tear then they could share thine inventory to while greatly enhancing the size." she said before a terrified look came on her face after a sudden realization. "Never mind. If thee does that, thine candy will no longer have protection."
Actually, I was planning on making these separate, one for every exoskeleton. Oh, perhaps setting the spheres into a bag of sort would be a good idea? Wait, no, let's try... and that goes...gah, I can't think of how I want to do this sphere. Meh, it's getting late anyway. I think I'll sleep for now and work on this again in the morning. Goodnight! Star walks away from here workstation and to her throne, which suddenly rises up into a hole in the ceiling.
Alice would look at Star as she leaves. Stand in the same spot for awhile while looking around. She walked into the castle in a daze so she doesn't actually remember how to get out. She would just begin to wander around for a while accidentally triggering some of the defense mechanisms and walking by them without notice for nearly an hour before finally finding a way out. She swore to herself she would get a map the next time she came for candy.
a familiar man Star knows enters into her castle and he admires the architect. Hey Star. Nice place, gives me good memories at Nohr.