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YourFriendlyAkira
A day with akira
Please dont piss me off, i do not wanna regret this
YourFriendlyAkira
Oh lord
YourFriendlyAkira
Just wait i guess
Stormcall_Warlock
Oh what a day will you go through pal.
YourFriendlyAkira
Oh god....
YourFriendlyAkira
I never shouldve done this
Stormcall_Warlock
Lets start with introductions. I am a Stormcaller warlock, which means I shoot lightning like a Sith Lord.
YourFriendlyAkira
Oh no.....
YourFriendlyAkira
...you should k ow me at least
Stormcall_Warlock
But I uses that to charge my laptop or phone. Basically I give the electrical company the middle finger. And yes I already know you. Akira Kurusu, Phantom Thief codename: Joker, Persona Arcana: The Fool and your most common Personas are Arsene and Satanael.
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YourFriendlyAkira
Thats a little too much
Stormcall_Warlock
That is because I am half Vex, time traveling robots. I take the phrase "reading someone like a book" into literal sense. But hey you killed a god who wanted to enslave humanity, I give you the Guardian seal of Approval.
YourFriendlyAkira
Thanks
Stormcall_Warlock
Because killing a god is a once in a life time deal... me and my other allies and friends do it on a week to week basis.
YourFriendlyAkira
What?
YourFriendlyAkira
Uhm....okay then....
Stormcall_Warlock
Yep... I have to fight entities who are actually more stronger then Yaldabaoth. I slew a war god who temporally made me mortal.
Stormcall_Warlock
Yo ho yo ho a Guardians life for me!
YourFriendlyAkira
..... im just gonna make some curry......
marco_rossi
Marco walks to the group "I killed a god/demon, only using some guns, my knife, some grenades and thats it. No powers and im just a normal human" Marco shows a picture/gif of the demon/god https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/metalslug/images/4/4c/Scytheranim.gif/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/300?cb=20081229201919
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Stormcall_Warlock
Good plan because I felt my metal shin prosthetics falling apart... and pffffft just as I said of me taking a break... some freaky nebula demon shows up.
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YourFriendlyAkira
........ this is gonna be a looong day
YourFriendlyAkira
*i walk behind a curatin* we finally seperated the kitchen from the rest of leblanc
marco_rossi
"That was just a picture" Marco said
YourFriendlyAkira
*yall smell curry*
YourFriendlyAkira
....... oops....... i added too much chilli powder....
Stormcall_Warlock
Okay good... and I smell dinner! the warlock ditches his helmet to show his messy hair and face which is Cyberpunk's dream.
YourFriendlyAkira
Kay...... i think i mangaed to rebalance the flavors *i bring plate of curry and rice and i start some coffee*
marco_rossi
"Yeah, it was huge! of course I did have help defeating it but we only had our weapons" A tank is heard outside, it stops and soon a hologram girl walks into the building (of course without the glitchness that is showing on the picture/gif) https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/metalslug/images/6/6c/MS-Alice_MSA_idle.gif/revision/latest?cb=20161025112711 MS-Alice: Hello master Marco looks at MS-Alice "Oh, hi Alice. Wait what are you doing here?" MS-Alice: I can to see you master
YourFriendlyAkira
Note: these people are weird.......
Stormcall_Warlock
Thank you Mr. Kurusu, and now then... bon appetite! Also the name is Renox. he gets ready into eating.
YourFriendlyAkira
*its really spicy* how is it Renox?
marco_rossi
Marco takes out a box of warm Chinese Noodles and starts eatting
YourFriendlyAkira
T-theres curry right here........ i do not even understand *i finish making coffee and sip it* YES!
marco_rossi
"I dont want curry" *Leaves*
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Stormcall_Warlock
a little floating white cubic machine digitizes into existance https://media.giphy.com/media/l41lLYC3DW1Q3wakg/giphy.gif Ghost: uhhh... Guardian... are you alright? Renox: Yes it's actually really tasty. Ghost: I beg to differ... Renox: Why? Ghost: Because 89% of your light is generating Sol energy...
YourFriendlyAkira
Is that some sorta persona?
Stormcall_Warlock
Ghost: No I am the Guardian Renox's ghost. I am the reason why Renox is even standing. And yes Renox does have a Persona, Cú Chulainn but he has some attitude... Renox looks at his shoulder where small patches of fire begins to flair up but quickly pats them down. Renox: He's right, if he didn't resurrect me, I would've still be a corpse in Russia.
YourFriendlyAkira
...okay.... i did not know this....
YourFriendlyAkira
Also.... i think its a bit spicy, i did try a little before servibg
YourFriendlyAkira
The curry i mean
Stormcall_Warlock
Renox: Again good job on the spices. And yeah you have been talking to a dead body... have fun having that morbid fact swim in your brain. Renox's ghost floats near to Akira similar to whispering. Ghost: Apologies... usually he is calm and relaxed but there are some times he is eccentric.
YourFriendlyAkira
*i whisper* little late for that
Stormcall_Warlock
The warlock finishes his plate as he lets out a tiny stream of fire. Renox: Nice meal Mr. Kurusu. And as a gift. Ghost if you be so kind. Ghost: You got it. the Ghost digitally constructs a rifle infront of Akira. https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/destinypedia/images/8/82/Polaris_Lance_screenshot.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20180515222146 Renox: As Guardian tradition, handing down a weapon is sign of gratitude and honor. As for this is, this is the Polaris Lance exotic scout rifle.
YourFriendlyAkira
I dunno much, but i feel like this will be useful.
YourFriendlyAkira
*i stuff it into the endless depths of my bag*
Stormcall_Warlock
Renox: One little tip about the Polaris Lance, every 4th critical shot, the 5th one has a delayed explosion round. Ghost: Very handy when fighting the shadows in Mementos. Renox: Quick question how deep is that place?
YourFriendlyAkira
Possibly infinitely deep
YourFriendlyAkira
(Signing off yall, tired)
Stormcall_Warlock
That is a yikes out of 10. Anywho off to the Tower. See you later Akria. He puts his helmet back on and leaves.