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How Do We Destroy This Thing?
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/megamitensei/images/a/ae/376.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20101119233025 Me and a law enforcing committee have been assigned a task to arrest and punish this horrifying creature, but we need more potential ways to do so, and I hope that you could help us out. The more brutal the better.
Subject it t conditioning therapy to give it a profound fear of phallic objects, then let the problem sort itself out
Why detain it when you can fuse with it. That’s way more fun trust me.
This is a very interesting creature, so naturally I'm am integrated by this. Basically hit it in the "wheels"
Ooh Sae san, I believe there is only one logical way to get rid of such a sight. You set it on fire.
Ooh Sae san, I believe there is only one logical way to get rid of such a sight. You set it on fire. I can help you, a fire tornado will finish him, if not we just need more fire.
Feed it the Fruits of Helheim. I promise it'll help your situation, and totally won't worsen it.
We could just destroy it. I have my own grenades and mines ready to destroy that thing. Just place a few mines infrount of it and throw a grenade behide it. Damage the monster and let to go into the mines
Step 1: slap it. Step 2: slap it some more. Step 3: slap it till the end of time itself. It's never-ending torture so it should work.
In my experience, slapping a dick is far from actually damaging it.
Knifes.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/404972713942188032/473777624498569216/tumblr_lo92bf4pSw1qjz20no1_500.gif After hours of searching I have found it
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Delete this
Before you ask, yes, I am to blame. But still less than Philemon.