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Conker
The city (Night version)
It was just a normal night for a nice peaceful walk Conker would be walking around the city, enjoying the peace while trying get his mind off of things. He hopes to maybe to meet some new people and hopeful not get into a fight
Horus
Horus swoops down through the city, landing in front of Conker "Give me you praise and donations, mortal!"
Fayth
You really need to work on your RP names *Fayth appears and throws a goat at Horus.* Have a donation. It's a goat. Enjoy. *Fayth vanishes.*
Conker
I know "No" Conker said walking away from the Horus
Horus
Looks at Fayth disapprovingly after the smoke from the bomb clears "Bleh, I hate goats! They taste terrible. I am unsatisfied by this donation. Try steak next time, or maybe some amrita soda."
Jason_S_Quinlan
Meanwhile, atop a building stood a silver haired young man. He appeared to be somewhat stressed, writing something in a book while watching something else on his phone. With a light "CLAP!" he closes the book, and jumps down to see the commotion. "What the hell is going on?"
Conker
Conker would look at the Young man in shock before conker had the face of confustion "Well some thing, came at me saying I should praise him, some hoodied person threw a goat at it and sudden a smoke bomb appeared"
Lilith-Willoughby
A lively but serious looking pink haired girl stands next to him. "Jeez, I don't know. Why are phansite roleplays so weird?" A wall in the distance breaks.
Lilith-Willoughby
My standing next to him, I mean Jason.
Jason_S_Quinlan
The young man jumps at her voice. "How much do you have to follow me around?"
Conker
Conker would look at the pink haired girl "I have no clue why that happens a lot"
Lilith-Willoughby
She smirks. "Did you forget how clingy I am? Also, I was bored."
Maria
*Maria and Kyu run towards the group, leaving a cloud of dust behind them.* NO FOURTH WALL BREAKING ON MY WAAAAA!!!!! *Maria trips over a rock, falls to the ground and breaks into a roll, stopping at Lilith and Jason's feet. Kyu walks over and sits down next to her.* Ooooowww...
Jason_S_Quinlan
"God damn it." The young man facepalms, before noticing there is a fucking talking squirrel in front of him. "..am I hallucinating again or do I see a talking squirrel?" Jay then notices the person who rolled. He chuccles. "Be more careful."
(edited by Jason_S_Quinlan)
Lilith-Willoughby
She scratches her head. "Dunno, but it's not the worst I've seen."
Conker
Conker would look girl who fell down "Um, you should watch were you were running to since well your tripped" Conker would look at the two "I'm the real thing, i'm conker"
Jason_S_Quinlan
He, again, chuccles. "And not the worst I've seen either..wait." He rubs his eyes. "Nope, not hallucinating." He then pinches himself. "..mate, what the fuck?" "CONKER THE FUCKING SQUIRREL!?"
Lilith-Willoughby
"Connor the android from cyber-wait, oh, I misheard you."
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Maria
Nyah. Why are there always rocks? *Maria decides to stay on the floor, folding her legs and sitting. Her hand moves to pet Kyu.* Well, I'm here now so I'll say hi. Hi there! I'm Maria and I'm not a robot person sent from elctrolice either. Wait, that's not right. Never mind!
(edited by Maria)
Conker
"That's me, i'm conker the fucking squirrel" Conker would look at Lilith "I'm kinda surprised you missed heard me"
Horus
Horus then stares blankly between all the new arrivals "So, since no one's giving me any suitable donations, can I just eat the squirrel thing?"
Conker
Conker takes out a rocket launcher "No"
Maria
*Maria points at Conker* Swear! *Maria points at Horus* No eating my adorable Kyu. The Conker guy isn't cute so you can eat him.
Jason_S_Quinlan
Jay throws a knife at Horus. "Is that good enough?" Jay then looks at Conker. "Where are Banjo and Kazooie?" A wall breaks.
Conker
"Um... I don't really know, the last time I saw them is when they were in that shitty game"
Maria
*Maria points at Conker again* SWEAR!!!
Horus
Horus lets out a heavy chuckle "You do not comprehend how frivolous mortal weapons are against demons. My power is sizable to level this entire city!"
Jason_S_Quinlan
Jay gulps. "Oh god, not that one.." "Did you perhaps see a giant hand take them into the sun?" Jay then throws a fistful of money at Horus. "FUCK OFF, YOU GIANT BIRD!"
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Lilith-Willoughby
She then tugs Jason's shirt. "Jeez, don't just go around throwing knives at people, or squirrels. Uh, so now what?"
Conker
"Alright people just calm down also bird... could you please leave this place (rp) since I don't really wanting you to scare off people that i'm meeting"
Jason_S_Quinlan
"I threw a knife at the bird thing." He smirks. "Though I could throw a knife at anything."
Maria
Don't throw a knife at me, knife guy. That would be rude. *Maria smiles as if she said something profound. Kyu nods in agreement.*
Conker
Conker sighs and takes out some milk and drinks it
Horus
Horus bursts out laughing at Conker's comment "HA! The only people who would be scared off by a divine being such as I are those who are unjust and full of sin and delicious animals! You have no right to request me to leave." Nor do you have any right to request me to leave any thread as long as I don't break rules.
Jason_S_Quinlan
"I have a goddamn name, you know!" Jay straightens his ponytail and sighs. "Jeez, I don't throw knives at anyone."
Conker
Conker sighs and pretty much walks away from the group
Maria
You have not introduced yourself to I, Darth Mar destroyer of all, so your name does not exist. Does the orders of your dark ruler master person make very clear sense, knife guy? *Maria points at Jason and smirks. She then leans in close to her nine tailed fox cub.* Did I sound cool? *Kyu nods. Maria smiles happily before pointing at Jason and smirking again.*
Horus
Horus composition returns to normal "Now that the annoying squirrel has left, let's get back to those donations, alright?"
Jason_S_Quinlan
"Jay. My name is Jay." He leans on the building.
Lilith-Willoughby
"Um..." She turns to Jay. She's not sure if introducing herself is a good idea, and make a head movement asking for approval.
Jason_S_Quinlan
He makes one back that basically reads "go ahead".
Lilith-Willoughby
"I'm Lillith, but just call me Lily." She forces a smile.
Maria
Jay Jay! I accept your name as a name in the name of uh... I FORGOT WHERE I WAS GOING WITH THIS! NOOOOO!!!! Sad face. *Maria looks slightly annoyed but quickly grins again.* Good to meet you as well miss Lily.
Lilith-Willoughby
She makes a whiny face at Jason. "B-but only I call you Jay!"
Jason_S_Quinlan
Jay hides the black book he was writing in earlier and lights a smoke because he's somewhat stressed by all of this. "Well, technically my name is Jason, but.." Jason sighs. "Literally half of everyone we know calls me Jay."
(edited by Jason_S_Quinlan)
Horus
Horus then begins shouting loudly in order to get attention "Hey, mortals! I'm feeling pretty angst without those donations. I might just do something you might regret." Horus then begins to fly closer to some buildings and begins to cause fire to emit from his talons
Maria
But I'm not calling him Jay. I'm calling him Jay Jay. It's like... double the Jay! Two times as many. *Maria holds up three fingers.* So don't worry about it. Your unique nickname for the Jay Jay is is still a thing of uni... eunich... unicorn.... yours alone! *Maria looks up at Horus and sounds bored as she adresses it* Oh no. Fire. What ever will we do?
Jason_S_Quinlan
Jay pulls out a fire extinguisher and shoots it at Horus before throwing said extinguisher at it. "BEGONE, BEAST!"
Lilith-Willoughby
"W-what the hell Jaso-" As she waves her arms in the air, she realizes it's too late, and she softly punches him in the side.
Horus
"HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME SO? I curse this land to 1000 days of perpetual nighttime!" As if on command, the immediate area begins to become a lot darker.
Lilith-Willoughby
She then slaps Jason in the face. Hard. "WHAT. THE. HELL. JAY. Now we're not gonna see daylight for, uh, over a year!" She falls onto the ground, and starts pleading to Horus. "We-we're sorry to have disturbed you, we'll do anything to make it up to you! Well, not anything, but, uh, please give us your forgiveness!"
Maria
Aww. Is that all? Darkness? Man, I eat carrots. I care not for your dark arts. hee hee. Dark arts. Get it? *Kyu makes a small, laughing sound. Maria giggles to herself.*
Horus
"I will return this realm to normal for the price of, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, 10pc chicken McNuggets, a Big Mac, Large Fries and an Amrita Soda."
Lilith-Willoughby
Her lowered head turns up. She firmly stands up, and looks at Horus like he's an uneducated child, and then says: "Wow, that's...it? How could you cause that much chaos for just that? Can't you put how other's will react into consideration?" She starts scolding him like a mom, not realizing she could be making the situation worse.
Maria
I don't have money though. I spent the last of my pocket money on pineapples. I like pineapples. They taste all tingly. And I like it.
Horus
"I haven't eaten in 2 days because mortals refuse to donate. Considering my desperation, I considered it appropriate to act this way. Perhaps I may have gone a little overboard, though..." Horus glares at Maria "Pineapples taste alright but the acid hurts my mouth"
Lilith-Willoughby
She then tugs Jason's shirt. "Come on, the poor thing is hungry. We should get it something!" As she says that, she her little bag of cookies deep into her purse.
Jason_S_Quinlan
Jay twitches and "wakes up". The force from the slap hits his head into the building. "OW, FUCK!" He throws another fire extinguisher at Horus. "EAT THIS, BIRD!"
(edited by Jason_S_Quinlan)
Lilith-Willoughby
She fumes. "Can you, like, I don't know, STOP?!"
Jason_S_Quinlan
"..no?" He then realizes he just basically asked for a slap and jumps back.
Maria
Yeah, Kyu has the same problem with Pineapples. So does my bro. But I like them. *Maria jumps up from the floor and puts her hands on her hips, smiling.*
Horus
(Bye, i'm doing an FFXIV dungeon)