Natsuki drove in with a red sports car, came out of the car with shades on and brings out a fatman Adieu. Shoots the fat man launcher and a mini nuke hits Fat Albert

Time slows for Fat Albert. "Hey hey hey...." His eyes glow red. "You're gay." He reflects the mini nuke back at Natsuki.

Natsuki see's the mini nuke destroyed but also she dodge it cause was why not? Natsuki then loads her fatman and shoots 6 more mini nukes at coffe pot and Fat Albert. Anime is on my side

Fat Albert summons his 6 keyblades. "Hey hey hey, nothing's gonna stop me!" He knocks 3 of the mini nukes away and reflects 3 of them.

Shuichi walked in "Hello, my name is-" however gets cut off by the nukes. Damn. This is monokuma fault some how...

Fat Albert points at Shuichi. "Hey hey hey, you should run away! Go find some purple... Or was it blue... Whatever, find some catperson with purpleish blueish hair, they'd be more interested in you." He puts his hand forward as the keyblades come together, the bottoms of them facing inward in a circle.

Natsuki gets rekt from the reflected nukes and leys ded oof

"Oh...ummm...okay..." Shuichi said running to wherever he said to go.

????: ARE YOU READY KIDS? a grandiose stage emerges from the streets. with flashing, multicolored light. Standing on-stage are a pair of women, one dressed entirely in black and the other in white, the pair blow a kiss to an imaginary crowd before gesturing to themselves white dress: I'm Constantium, the one who brings constancy Black dress: And I'm Vicis, the one who brings change. both: And together we're..... The pair strike a pose, back to each other as they point to the sky, a ring of thin, dagger-like pieces of metal forming an arch over them Both: DEUS EX MACHINA..... In their head, a crowd is going wild, but for the rest of us, the pair merely point to Fat Albert Constantium: You've been screwing with the balance of the universe. Vicis: Collecting these cursed things in order to break apart the natural order. Both: And YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!! The pair strike another pose, a few steps apart gesturing to the space between them. Both: ITS TIME TO GET STARTED

"Damn and I thought the audience were weird..."

Fat Albert readies himself, the keyblades spinning faster and faster. "Hey hey hey, don't try to fight me!"

Constantium: Fighting? Constantium and Vicis glance between each other, somewhat confused, before gesturing back to the stage Vicis: We put so much effort into these fancy dresses, and this coooool stage Constantium: No way we'd ruin it in a fight. The pair once again stand together, back to back, and in unison point to Fat Albert Both: We're challenging youuuuu..... The pair breaks off, spinning a few feet away from each other until they each strike a new pose low to the ground Both: TO A DANCE OFF

Fat Albert throws the spinning keyblades to the side, they keep spinning and gaining speed though. "I accept. I have learned the most almighty of dance moves from my right-hand man."

*does the fortnite dance*

An incredible power would float down fron the sky. They would land nearby before announcing their presence. "It is I, Gohan Blanco. I heard there was a battle of dance about to begin and I, Gohan Blanco, have come to observe."

Constantium: Oh but this isn't just any old dance off. Constantium struts around the stage, while Vicis steps towards the center, where a slot opens in the floor Vicis: It only makes sense to raise the stakes, so here's the deal. Constantium points to Fat Albert as a pedestal begins to rise Constantium: If we win, you'll be putting down your keyblades for good Vicis waits for the pedestal to rise, revealing the last of the dragon balls Vicis: You win, we'll leave you and this little trinket all alone. OK? Both: THEN LETS GO. Constantium and Vicis step right near each other, hand in hand, and begin their dance, the pair twirl around the stage, ducking high, low, showing off their full flexibility and athleticism, as well as the cute girl bonus points. Vicis winks to the crowd, Constantium blows a kiss, all leading up to the pair once again taking center stage, back to back, hands intertwined and pinted towards the sky Both: AND NOW, FOR THE COMPETITOR

Shuichi sat down next to Coffee pot. "Can I have one? I feel like this is going to last a while."

Fat Albert is stunned, but he's not backing down. "HEY HEY HEY!" He starts to sing Tunak Tunak Tunâ„¢ as he does the same dance from the video. Upon finishing... "Prepare to be defeated." He does the ultimate spin Dance Yu is known for... But the keyblades gathered enough energy from spinning, they aim above Fat Albert's spin and shoot beams of light. They collide into a orb above the Albertnado, the light orb is absorbed into the Albertnado, causing it to glow a bright red.

both: Egh? The pair pause for a moment, watching the lightshow. They don't have to look out to the crowd to know they're on the back foot here. But there's only one thing to do Constantium: We'll just have to step it up for the last round Vicis: Can't wait to get started. Both: Here's the finale!! The pair start singing "Chicken Attack", with Vicis doing the yodelling and Constantium playing the part of the opposing ninja. with the pair's dozen or so dagger-like pieces of metal taking the shape of the chicken. The pair recreate the video's infamous first scene, with Constantium ending totally humiliated by the chicken. Finally, Vicis steps over to Constantium, sets one foot on her back, and picks up the chicken, which then reshapes itself into a pair of fidget spinners, spinning eagerly around her wrists. Vicis: One last shot from the contestant, and we'll see who the audience thinks the winner is