*Akechi waltzes in* Boy howdy I sure hope I don't die horribly today!

*Fenris wakes up in another random location and looks around* "Again? I really need to learn how to control that."

*Thomas the tank sprouts wings and flies into the towers. It then begins to crumble downwards, trapping the people inside*

*Akechi is crushed by falling debris, dying instantly. His mangled body will not be recovered until weeks later, after decomposition has set in*

*Momkey watches the chaos from a safe distance* ok now this is epic.

*Fenris had walked out right before the chaos started and with his unbelievably high luck stat the debris flew right past him*

*Akechi reincarnates as a perfect stack of warm, fluffy pancakes* I'm back, you organ-having bitches!