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Search for the Cure
You are doing your normal daily routine when suddenly, a portal opens up and sucks you in. You find yourselves on the Moon wearing space suits. There is a giant beam of light in the distance and a weird man with tentacle-like hair and metal contraptions on his arms. He looks over at you, "Oh hello! I didn't see you there. Who are you?"
Majima, of course, was in the middle of beating Nishida with his bat. He swings form at nothing turns up side down at the monster man of light. "Huh? What the fuck are you?" Majima was still spinning in circles as he said this.
The weird man looks scared. You can see a weird black sideways figure 8 shape around his eyes. "Ah. Well, that is a weird way to say hello... I'm Jon Revall. I'm a scientist from Earth. I... think I am still human. A virus is taking over me and turning me into a weird squid creature, but never mind that. Who are you?"
Majima ponder this for all of three seconds. "It's Goro. Goro Majima." Goro Majima: Patriarch of the Majima Family.
"Hello, Goro. It's wierd to meet someone out here especially since this is outer space. Your space suit looks so bulky. I'm glad I don't need it. " Revall looks over at the beam of light. "There it is. That is where the cure is. Humanity is saved. Come on, we got to move quick."
Majima thinks to himself. "i may not care for ya humanity bs, but if they think they can screw around with my turf. Dotonbori, then they got a beating coming! No one screws with my turf but me!" Majima laughs in his suit,
"Well if I don't get the cure, there will be no one that could claim your turf, no one that is human anyways. You see, there is a virus spreading around down on earth that is said to have infected about 80% of the population. It turns humans into what people call inklings. It firsts adds a sideways figure eight shape around your eyes. Depending on how you get the virus, you either gain the ability to shoot ink out of your hands or you don't. Then it changes your hair cells to make them look like squid tentacles. You start forgetting your original language that gets replaced with some nonsense. Then you start forgetting all the things you knew, all your memories, your personality, it all gets erased. They fully became an inkling This takes three to four years for it to get to the erasure stage. I got infected by it two years ago. One of the bastards bit me in the arm and I started becoming what you see. I plan on getting the cure no matter what for not only me but every human down on earth who is infected. If you don't want to come, that's your choice, but I strongly suggest you do." Revall starts walking towards the beam of light.
Majima shrugs and laughs. "i never did like squid anyway, always too fucking tough. Alright, Revall-san, how do we stop the virus?" Majima landed on his feet and pulled out his bat.
Revall stops walking and turns towards Majima. You see that beam of light? Revall points to it. That is where the cure is. From aerial images, it seems to be a pyramid and the beam is coming from the top of it. If we get to the top, grab the cure, then we head back to where we belong, I should be able to replicate the cure and give it out. It won't be easy. I know that there will be forces that will try to stop us. Get ready. Revall goes back to walking towards the beam of light.
Majima follows him, still in the space suit as he took huge jumps for no reason. "So find the cure, copy it, and give it out. Sounds too fucking easy!" Majima yawns and smiles as he charges the beam of light. "Here comes Majima mother-fuckers!"