Ate a cake with sugar knives in it, mostly only went in pumpkin Orange and drank some good drinks.

I passed candy out because I'm too lazy to go trick or treating, and a bit too old. My costume was the joy emoji mask with a robe, hood and scythe.

My family is not the type that celebrate this kind of event

Put on a mask with no facial features save eyeholes and scared lots of people with it. Success incarnate