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lnari
PCW: Upvote vs Downvote
Ladies and incels, I welcome you to the first EVER episode of PCW Phantomania! On today’s episode, crowd favorite Upvote will be going one on one with the dastardly Downvote. Who will prevail, as these titans clash for the first time ever EXCLUSIVELY on the Phansite??? PCW Uiniverse, get ready, because we are making HISTORY! First up, I’d like to introduce you to the one, the only, DOWNVOTE! *points to entrance ramp*
lnari
*Still pointing to the entrance ramp 45 minutes later* What a bastard Downvote is, keeping this hot crowd waiting!
Dance_Yu
With his eyes glYued to the entrance ramp, Dance Yu patiently waits for Downvote to make his grand appearance. While dYuing so, he slowly takes a long sip of his Amrita Soda, almost emptying the entire bottle. ...
Downvote
Sorry about that, fell asleep Downvote floats down the entrance ramp, dancing(?) to his favorite song, the Fortnite menu theme. Of course, the crowd starts booing. He takes the hate with stride and finally settles down on the ramp "WHERE IS MY OPPONENT?!" The crowd boos harder in anticipation...
elmco
wow, seems like he isn't a fan favourite right off the bat. unless he aims to be seen as a villain, he might want to work on just... everything.
lnari
In an unexpected turn of events, UPVOTE ends up being late. This crowd is relentless here in {name redacted}! These boos are thunderous!
Mono
Mono is sitting down in a seat with a notebook, ready to write down what he thinks of the fight. Everyone is already booing. He is already having the feeling that he isn't going to like this.
elmco
"And I thought Downvote was playing to be the bad guy! Is there a chance that Upvote will be a no show to his own introductory match? Who knows? I don't! If Upvote doesn't get in here soon, he may end up killing his career before it even began! Now that's some rough stuff!" elm starts thinking about some good puns that apply to "upvote" and "downvote"
Roxas-
A young man wanders into the building, an annoyed look on his face as he hears the crowd. "Oh great, a bunch of angry people. I haven't seen a reception this bad since my side game came out." He sighs and shakes his head. "Heh, if this... Upvote doesn't appear, maybe I should steal their spot. Haven't done any sidequests lately."
lnari
With the clock ticking down, it’s only a matter of time before Upvote automatically forfeits the match!
elmco
"The clock is ticking for Upvote! If he wants to prove himself in the ring, he better make his appearance soon or the win will automatically go to Downvote! And that wouldn't be a very fun match, not would it?"
lnari
steps up to the mic Well folks, I’m sorry to say this, but unless we can find a replacement opponent, then the winner of this match is Downvote!!!
Downvote
"YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN" The cardboard creates arms out of thin air, and proceeds to fist pump the air. The fortnite music picks up, and he uses his abilities to make the crowd even more displeased at him. He uses the hate to float off the stage.
Mono
Mono stands up, throws his notebook onto the arena, and starts walking down the aisle. "Oops. I dropped my notebook."
lnari
Bah god! It appears an audience member has dropped his notebook!
Roxas-
"Gather!" Roxas snaps his fingers, a glowing ball of energy forming in his hands as the notebook flies to him. With that, he'd shrug before holding it out to Mono. "Here ya go, I noticed you dropped that."
PSY
Downvote drank all the bepis and monster zero ultra in the dressing room. That's the LEAST sexy and/or stylish thing I've seen since Despacito overtook Gangnam Style's view count on Youtube. For the sake of the PCW Universe, I hope Downvote steps on lego. horse dances into the parking lot, with stylish pyrotechnics