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lnari
Passover
Today we remember when my homeboy Moses said FUCK that Pharaoh, gave everyone plagues, and then was partially responsible for the deaths of potentially thousands of non-Jewish children who probably did nothing wrong. Happy Passover guys. May you all reached the promised land in due time.
ruu_shi
didnt moses use a beyblade or smth?
elmco
yo dude, can't forget that time he talked to a shrubbery and also felt compelled to run away after killing an egyptian even though no one would've cared since he was technically the pharaoh's grandson
ruu_shi
i think my favourite legit old testament bible story is the one where some kids were making fun of an old prophets bald head so he cursed then and got sent 2 female bears to maul 42 of them also i thought passover was yesterday?
lnari
also i thought passover was yesterday? It’s a lunar schedule-type thing, so it started last night, and technically goes through today. I’m having sedar with my family tonight, so hopefully my first born son won’t be killed.
elmco
my family had the seder last night, but passover is 8 days long, and will end sundown of next saturday
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