Colonel? What's wrong with you?

You got a PSG-1? You can use that against Sniper Wolf. Hurry up and save Meryl!

A PSG-1? Is this a weapon to surpass metal gear?

Even my patience has its limits. I just can't leave this thing up to you any longer. I'll do the fighting! You can just go home!

Psycho Mantis?

I'm not home right now. Please leave a message after the beep. BEEP!

Even plugging your controller into player #2 won't stop me this time!

WHERES THE SYRUP FOR THE PANCAKES

WHERES THE SYRUP FOR THE PANCAKES How the frick did you get into this private call? Colonel, you hearing this?

Just hacking in here to say you guys need better security on your tech. Seriously, it didn't even take me a minute to hack into this call. It's pathetic, really.

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Just hacking in here to say you guys need better security on your tech. Seriously, it didn't even take me a minute to hack into this call. It's pathetic, really. Man, you suck Mei Ling

I GOT INTO IT WITH THE POWER OF PANCAKES

These pancakes? hmmmm, truly a weapon to surpass metal gear.

Is this more fortnite RP? I love fortnite, fortnite is the best game ever. I bought all the nerf fortnite guns. I even have the Fortnite Ninja brand nerf guns. I love fortnite, it's the best game ever. I have a lot of V Bucks, I stole my mom's credit card and we recently had to move out of our old house, but I have V Bucks. I bought all the skins, I'm the best fortnite player ever. Did you know I love fortnite? It's the best game ever. I once joined a server with the Fortnite Ninja and got killed by hin. I'm such a fan of the Fortnite Ninja. He's so good at the game, I wish I could be like him. Have I mentioned I love fortnite? It's the best game ever. I loooooove it. My dad went out to go buy me some V Bucks, but he hasn't come home in a few months. He must have stolen my V Bucks and left me alone. I hate him. Have I mentioned I love Fortnite? Why the fuck did I do that

it's metal gear you pleb

Thank you for standing up to the uncultured pleb, Snake.

What?! Another me?!

Ha HA i have hacked into your call!

Colonel. I'm trying to sneak around, but I'm dummy thin, and the rattle of my bones keep alerting the guards.

Six pancakes... more than enough to kill anything that moves. loads pancake revolver

Oh no.

i think the worst part about all of this is that i could realistically imagine this all being in-character

Metal Gear Solid 6 is looking great

oh wow this call seems like a group call

i accidentally slammed my face into a keyboard when i fell asleep and somehow that hacked into this help

I HAVE HACKED INTO THE MAINFRAME, I CAN SEE THIS CALL

I swear, you guys really need to up the security on this thing. At least use a VPN, or something.

AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH Snake? Snake?! Snaaaaaaaaake!!!!!

Can I please get a waffle?

We managed to avoid drowning!

ACTIVATE IT Metal Gear (waffle) Iron turns on, preparing some delicous waffles

Surely a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

I don’t know how this happened but at least the metal gear games were good...

I said my sword was a tool of justice... But now, I'm not so sure.

Slides in I never played Metal Gear before Slides out

Raiden, turn off the game console right now!

infinite Ammo!

whats solid snake is that like a dating site or something? jkjk lmfao

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The Lasanga! No!

There's a lot of pressure on my torso!