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Ren-kun
Anyone know what to do with a talking cat?
This cat won't leave me alone and keeps telling me to go to sleep, anyone know what I can do about this??
Shadowgear
Ask for Shane Dawson's advice.
GoToBed621
You can't do anything. You must accept this. You could run, but you can't hide. You WILL obey
Ren-kun
You can't do anything. You must accept this. You could run, but you can't hide. You WILL obey Never!!
Ren-kun
Ask for Shane Dawson's advice. I'd rather be forced to watch idol anime for all eternity ww
EclipseIsAlive
Ask for Shane Dawson's advice. I'd rather be forced to watch idol anime for all eternity ww I'd rather die a billion times and watch weird videos complaining about people... oh wait I have those.
TheRemitron
I mean at least it’s not a bear that makes garbage puns
leon-help
I feel like the talking cat is the least of your worries.
Ren-kun
I feel like the talking cat is the least of your worries. Hmm. You sound like you know something
Ren-kun
I mean at least it’s not a bear that makes garbage puns I guess but I'd prefer a robot waifu!
Jokero_Kujoker
Ah, a fellow person being forced to sleep at reasonable hours. I share your pain.
TheRemitron
Robot waifus are nice, but they’ll insist on being an alarm clock for you
Morgana_Amamiya
Hey!! Enough joking around! You must be tired by now. So go to sleep dammit!
Jokero_Kujoker
I'LL SLEEP WHEN I WANT
Ren-kun
WE ARE TAKING A STAND, MORGANA!!
Jokero_Kujoker
THE JOKER REBELLION BEGINS! WE'LL STAY UP PAST OUR BEDTIMES!
TheRemitron
We need to steal Morgana’s heart!
Morgana_Amamiya
Oh no you won't! Because you are stuck with me and bedtime is when I say it is. Unless...you get me some fatty tuna.. I can maybe let it slide then! Meooowww!!
Jokero_Kujoker
Stealing Morgana's heart, it is! I got the squad, Jokers, let's go! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXUYZxsku-Q
(edited by Jokero_Kujoker)
TheRemitron
Is Morgana’s treasure fatty tuna?
Jokero_Kujoker
I can offer a hard 'Maybe' on that one.
Morgana_Amamiya
Noo!! I'm asking for some you imbacils! Don't take it away from me!!!
Jokero_Kujoker
Noo!! I'm asking for some you imbacils! Don't take it away from me!!! Give us no bedtimes, or we take your tuna!
Morgana_Amamiya
Fatty...tuna...!!
Morgana_Amamiya
You always eat my share anyways Joker, it's about time you brought my share of the food, UNTOUCHED.
Morgana_Amamiya
Or else it's bedtime at 9:00!!
TheRemitron
Persona: Morgana Location: Leblanc Distortion: A vault of Fatty tuna
(edited by TheRemitron)
Jokero_Kujoker
Hey! It's not my fault the 'chief' was hungry! What am I supposed to do, say 'no'? I can't do that to my Brojiro!
Morgana_Amamiya
Ugh.. Still, no excuse! And I don't have a palace!! But if I did, then I suppose it would contain a vault of tuna...mmmeoww~!
TheRemitron
How do you know Morgana?
Jokero_Kujoker
That sounds like something someone with a palace would say, Morgana...
TheRemitron
Hurry put it in the Nav!
Morgana_Amamiya
...Because I just don't! But at this rate, the more I am denied such a superb and delicious meal, the more twisted my desires will become! Time to take serious measures and hide in Joker's backpack when he goes out to that sushi place...hehe!
TheRemitron
Yeah sure Morgana
Jokero_Kujoker
Well, with that in mind, guess it's time to Nav it.
TheRemitron
Well? Does it work
Jokero_Kujoker
I'm seeing way more than just one hit.
TheRemitron
Huh?
Morgana_Amamiya
Oh yeah!! Must be my multiple vaults! Meoww!!
TheRemitron
Why are you happy about having a palace
Morgana_Amamiya
Good luck getting past that guys~
Morgana_Amamiya
That's why~
Morgana_Amamiya
Now hand over the tuna! Or meet my needy shadow!!
TheRemitron
I would rather steal your heart instead
Morgana_Amamiya
!! Wha-! ..Fine! The hard way it is then!! Go with Joker and deal with the consequences of ignoring my necessities...and we shall see who emerges victorious!!
Morgana_Amamiya
Meahahahhaowww!!!~~~
TheRemitron
Uh does this count as a calling card?
Morgana_Amamiya
Umm, I guess so? I do feel like I'm at a high security level!
TheRemitron
Great we need to do the whole palace in one day
Morgana_Amamiya
Now let the fight for tuna vs no bedtime begin!! ????
Jokero_Kujoker
Challenge accepted.
Morgana_Amamiya
Looks like you only have a few hours too, because night is approaching! I can already smell the fatty...tuna...~
Ren-kun
Hey what's up I went out to buy some fatty tuna to bargain and-- Morgana you have a palace?! Hang on. OTHER PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT THE METAVERSE?!
TheRemitron
All right let’s go then what are we waiting for?
Ren-kun
Wait,, I'm still freaking out here!
TheRemitron
No Ren we don’t have the time for this we need to steal is heart!
Gin
Talking cats aren't real. Don't be stupid.
Ren-kun
O-- okay! Which vault could it be? Wait, if we're going into the palace, what's your codename? Are you a Joker like me or...?
TheRemitron
I’m Pancakes nice to meet you, ok we good?
Jokero_Kujoker
Well, technically I'm a 'Jokero', but uh...too similar, just call me JoJo! Now let's win back our lack of bedtime!
Ren-kun
Yeah, we're good. I think. Pancakes sounds familiar...
TheRemitron
Great! Are we going or not?
Ren-kun
Yes! It's showtime!
Jokero_Kujoker
Morgana'll never see it coming!
Ren-kun
starts humming last surprise Perhaps I should have given this the rp tag
Jokero_Kujoker
Perhaps, but I'm guessing you weren't expecting to meet a fellow Joker?
TheRemitron
All right boys three out of four party members is pretty bad, but we got to do it. For staying up late!
Ren-kun
It was a pleasant surprise, and the community is so nice here that I haven't yet heard any dispute on my name. For some reason people keep calling me Akira around school...
Jokero_Kujoker
nobody disputed me being a JoJo reference, either, and I agree...FOR STAYING UP LATE!
TheRemitron
All right! Tuna’s Gross anyway!
Ren-kun
Yeah!!
TheRemitron
Well saying encouraging things won’t steal the treasure for us
Morgana_Amamiya
Once they venture far enough into the vaults, they will have to deal with my true nature on a personal level...I can't wait!!
Jokero_Kujoker
True, so let's steal the treasure, then! ONWARDS!
Ren-kun
True. But really, we'll be here for hours if we don't know what vault the tuna is in
TheRemitron
This place is a distorted Leblanc, so my guess it’s Joker’s room
Ren-kun
I didn't get a chance to clean...
TheRemitron
It doesn’t mater! We need to get to your room to obtain his treasure
Jokero_Kujoker
To be fair, I'm sure Morgana would still see it as a mess.
TheRemitron
Smells awful in here
Ren-kun
sighs You're probably right...
Ren-kun
Smells awful in here Hey!!
Morgana_Amamiya
*shadow Mona emerges* It does not smell bad!! Tuna is a delicacy!! Meooww...!
Morgana_Amamiya
I mean, you'll never find the true tuna block within the many vaults of Leblanc~ For it is not within his room at all!
Morgana_Amamiya
Mine....mine..!!!!
TheRemitron
Hey Morgana is there a type of tuna that you think is better than any other tuna in the world?
Ren-kun
takes out gun No more early nights!
Jokero_Kujoker
takes out gun as well We decide our own bedtimes!
TheRemitron
Takes out gun to Tuna tastes like garbage anyway
Ren-kun
Give it up Mona we have the high ground
TheRemitron
Do you want to be all out attacked, Mona?
(edited by TheRemitron)
Morgana_Amamiya
Jeez!!! Fine, if you insist, I suppose a fight it is! Find me in the vault which contains the treasure, and then we shall fight! You should know where I'm talking about, for I'm sure tuna isn't kept in a bedroom!!
TheRemitron
Uh, the Kitchen?
Ren-kun
Must be, To the kitchen!
TheRemitron
Ok where’s that?
Morgana_Amamiya
Finally, a genius in the group. I shall protect the fridge with my life!! Meeeooow!!!!
Jokero_Kujoker
Onwards!
Ren-kun
I will take that fridge if its the last thing I do
Morgana_Amamiya
*A Joker cognition suddenly appears on the path to the kitchen* "No one will attack Mona as long as I'm here!"
TheRemitron
So is this cognitive Joker like an almost exact copy or what?
Morgana_Amamiya
PERSONNAA!!!
Morgana_Amamiya
"To late to think, Arsen will attack if you let your guard down, hahah!!
Ren-kun
This is how you see us Jokers, Mona? Very well. Arsene!
Morgana_Amamiya
Joker: DEBILITATE!!
Ren-kun
Arsene vs Arsene? Back me up, Pancakes!
Morgana_Amamiya
Hehe, go my Joker!!!
TheRemitron
Shoots at cognitive Joker
Jokero_Kujoker
Don't worry, I've got this! Satanael!THE WORLD!
TheRemitron
Uh does that mean you just stopped time oooor...?
Morgana_Amamiya
Joker: Concentrate!!!
Ren-kun
steps back Take the stage, Jojo
Jokero_Kujoker
Wrong Stand- I MEAN, PERSONA. Satanael's power is the power to do what people never saw coming!
Ren-kun
You know what I would never see coming? Getting betrayed. You guys?
TheRemitron
Neat I guess I’ll just stand here now
Morgana_Amamiya
Joker: Multi-one shot hit!!!!
Jokero_Kujoker
Also, my persona ALSO has a gun, so that's like, two guns for the price of one.
Morgana_Amamiya
Eradicate them Joker!!!
Morgana_Amamiya
They talk too much!!
Jokero_Kujoker
Oh, right, cognitions. gunshots, gunshots, and more gunshots
Morgana_Amamiya
Joker: "I love Mona, no one shall touch his...precious tuna blocks..!!
TheRemitron
Ohno
Morgana_Amamiya
ARRSEENNN, MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAAA!!!
Ren-kun
Hey cognitive Joker? Go to sleep. Arsene! Dream needle! cognitive Joker is inflicted with sleep
TheRemitron
Okay I’ll finish it! ROBIN HOOD! Cognitive Joker was hit with a bless attack
Morgana_Amamiya
Joker: "Noooo!...to think that... the one thing which would betray me...would be bedtime itself....z.zzzz..z...
Morgana_Amamiya
Joker noo!!!! What have you thieves done!!
Jokero_Kujoker
No wonder the Joker Rebellion was about not having a bedtime. Someone who goes to sleep at the demand of another, that's how you see Jokers???
Morgana_Amamiya
I...shall not fight.. If even my Joker has lost his life over guarding my tuna, then I really have been quite selfish...
Morgana_Amamiya
Take it, take the treasure now...
Ren-kun
takes the tuna This marks the dawn of a new day
Jokero_Kujoker
The day where we choose our own bedtimes
TheRemitron
Are you sure it isn’t fake?
Ren-kun
sheds a tear It's beautiful
Ren-kun
Are you sure it isn’t fake? For Mona's sake I hope it isn't
(edited by Ren-kun)
Jokero_Kujoker
Are you sure it isn’t fake? For Mona's sake I hope it isn't I fully agree, it better not be
TheRemitron
All right let’s stay up tonight!
Ren-kun
Woo! looks at time I should be studying, midterms are going on! No, tonight is for celebrating!
Jokero_Kujoker
Who cares? you can't do worse on your exams than Ryuji! Let's celebrate our freedom!
Ren-kun
Though that may be true, he makes up for it with his... Charm?? Idk
Morgana_Amamiya
Hey guys, welcome back! How'd the palace go? Did ya take the treasureeee??~
TheRemitron
All right where are we going?
Ren-kun
We took the treasure, Morgana, and we no longer have a bedtime!
Morgana_Amamiya
Fine, that's good and all, but where's the treasure?? Give it!!! Meooww!!!
Ren-kun
throws the fatty tuna to Morgana Here ya go you troublesome cat
TheRemitron
This was probably a trick to get him some fatty tuna
Morgana_Amamiya
Ahh!!! Thank you Joker!!! I owe you one!! No more betime for a week!! Mmmhphmm soooo gooood~!!
Ren-kun
That is a really convoluted way to get free fatty tuna
Morgana_Amamiya
Hehe, so you noticed that this was my plan all along! Evertime you deny me my tuna, a new palace shall appear! But let's not go there right now....mmmmm....fatty tuna...~ Now, enjoy your late nights!! You deserve it.
TheRemitron
We have to do this... EVERY WEEK?!
(edited by TheRemitron)
Morgana_Amamiya
Or you could just go to the store and buy me some like a good and responsible friend, after all.
Morgana_Amamiya
Meeahahahawww!!!
Jokero_Kujoker
We've been played like a fiddle! Although, no bedtime still seems like a considerable trade-off...
TheRemitron
sigh I guess...
Ren-kun
sighs I will put money toward the fatty tuna funds Meanwhile, I should write something. Also, I need to research the Madarame rumours in a few days So much to do...
Morgana_Amamiya
Hehe, that's right~
TheRemitron
Grrr... I want to effing kill this cat right now!
Jokero_Kujoker
Morgana, don't you make me get the vacuum.
TheRemitron
laughs Oh the vacuum would be perfect!
Ren-kun
I encourage the vacuum
Morgana_Amamiya
No!! I'm scared of... vacuums...so loud!! Just as long as it's settled, all is good. Come on guys, let's focus instead on the present investigations.
Ren-kun
Madarame can wait, justice must be served
elmco
eat the fucking cat, you're in asia, it's culturally acceptable
Ren-kun
MAYBE NOT THAT MUCH JUSTICE
Jokero_Kujoker
MAYBE NOT THAT MUCH JUSTICE AGREED, MAYBE A LITTLE LESS JUSTICE THAN THAT
elmco
don't quote the post above your own
Ren-kun
MAYBE NOT THAT MUCH JUSTICE AGREED, MAYBE A LITTLE LESS JUSTICE THAN THAT TIME TO TONE DOWN THE JUSTICE
Jokero_Kujoker
AMERICAN JUSTICE Oh wait, that's still not much better, uh... screw it, I'll just get the vacuum.
Ren-kun
Heh, yeah...
Morgana_Amamiya
And Morgana wasn't seen for the rest of the night, choosing to enjoy the rest of the tuna at Ann's side, whom he knew would go to bed on time too
Jokero_Kujoker
Note to self, keep the vacuum handy.
Morgana-Anon
why can't we just let our boy stay up? he gets to decide to do whatever he wants to do, it's his body
Garfield
Whoever this "talking cat" is, he needs to excuse himself from my job. I am the talking haha funny cat. The rest of you can fuck off and get me lasganagna