"Well, that's cool and all, but whoever gets to be mayor has to adopt me. It feels weird to not be the daughter of an authority figure. Also because my dad's in America and I ended up here, so I feel like I'm never getting back to my home."
Jeffy falls through a hole into the city, dressed in a bunny suit. He steals an AK-47 and begins shooting at the major.
"Oink, oink, motherfucker!"
He then starts shoving tax bills up his ass.
OK, I'm Mayor now. That was easy.
RIght then Law Number 1: No more Elections. I'm Mayor for life.
Rule 2: If you don't like that or any other law I make, you are a criminal and will be sent to my gulags
That is all for now.
"I am here. Make me mayor or I'll stop doing things for the comic page in newspaper, therefore ruining the entire thing and causing a major economic disruption since everyone only reads the newspaper for the garfield tab"
"Then I shall not murder...I shall slaughter."
A large ominous moon would appear above the city, somehow fitting underground. A large winged black figure with a white mask would stand before it, a large black blade in their hand.
"Regardless of who you are...death awaits you."
What? This is just a simple authoritarian state run by me, the mayor. If you don't like that, we have a place for you as well.
*Fayth smiles at Himari*
"Yes, death awaits all...awaits..."
The winged figure would remain in the sky, still and unmoving despite everything.
"Mom! How long am I awaiting for?"
They'd recieve no reply except a light flicker of the moon.
A purple cat with a star on her head raised her paw.
“Ahem. As the main character, I request that we overthrow the mayor and establish a cat-run dictatorship.”
