A man in a strange metal mask would walk up to Maya. He wore an overly eager smile and held a strange capsule in his hand. "Hello there, do you like animals?"

"Don't worry mam, I'll save you from the stranger" A tall, silver-haired man, in one majestic leap, goes over the rainbow bridge, drop kicking Maya in the back of the head and knocking her off the bridge, Grimnir flying past as he does so "Yet another day of heroics for the God of War"

Why yes I love animals [She smiles all positive as she gets closer to see BUT SUDDENLY SHE GETS DROP KICKED AND FALLS OF THE BRIDGE.] OH NOOOooooooooooooo *splash* [She died on impact.]

Replaces the river with a Sega Saturn. "Excellent."

A young man wearing a school uniform with gleaming red eyes would show up, chuckling a bit at the scene before him. Though... "Oh man, how are you even alive you loser war god. Was kinda hoping you all starved to death in that dungeon I didn't bother to finish. Oh well though right, at least I got to see you murder an innocent person man. That's always a blast!" He'd just stand there with a smile and stare over at Femt curiously, for some reason the man seems... Interesting almost, like the type who might, in fact, be worth speaking to.