You pee on the carpet. The carpet is now wet. You contemplate blaming Junpei.
Speaking of Junpei, he comes along, but alas you only manage to chomp his shoes. They're tasty.
You hit R1. You cannot change Personas because you only have one.
You run all the way to Inaba. You kill some weird orange-haired guy that might be Frodo. He doesn't have a ring but he does have steak for some reason, so you take that.
The controller breaks. Koro is not you.
You turn off the game and put the copy of Persona 3 Special Extra Spicy Edition back in its case. You flop on your bed and cry yourself to sleep.
You wake up and go downstairs. You then boot up the game while eating your new bagels as if nothing happened.
You are Koromaru, a shiba inu who can summon a Dogsona.
Today you are in the dorms. What do you do?
It is getting late. This will continue tomorrow but first...
You spend a full five minutes opening a weird book. It has a bunch of weird pictures. You wonder why Junpei had it.
You bark at Makoto’s door. The music about burning bread intensifies.
