Woz would simply stare intently at his rod, the ripples from his line moving across the lake. The line jumps about, and Woz begins screaming wildly as he yanks his rod about. After some time, he pulls the line above water, revealing a small glittering fish.
"This is 'what's going on'. I have read of the ultimate power in this realm, and I seek to master it!"
Woz would place the small fish into the bucket, the fish swimming placidly about in a circle. He would cast his line back into the lake, waiting silently.