*stands up to a podium*
"Alright, soldiers, it's time to show all these anti-rp boomers who really owns this site. They think they can drown us out with cheap, rehashed topic ideas. We were the ones who were here since the beginning. We're the ones with dozens if not hundreds of alts. We all know what they're really after, THEY-"
Slams fists down and starts yelling
"-think they can take not just the last, but the last TWO gogurts left in the refridgerator before I have the chance to get home from work. Well, they've got another thing coming! We will fight back, we will keep making threads, and we WILL be the superior shitposters! Who's with me!?"
*starts default dancing.*