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The Adventures of The Chocolate Cow- Season 2
It has been 2 years since the events of TAoTCC and You have been keeping the village nice and tidy with its collection of Chocolate Milk and now the Chocolate Cow has had babies and now your village is the best provider for chocolate milk in the WORLD! But a new threat stands upon the village earlier in the year scientists have found a way to make Human-Animal hybrids and you know which group of people would take that for granted... Furries and now you have a bunch of Anthro animals trying to steal your precious cow so now it's time to save the village once again!
Grab an ak47 and slaughter them
YOU NOTICE THIS NEW THREAT. AND START TO BUILD A SAFE NEW PLACE FOR THE COWS AND YOU START TO DISPATCH TROOPS ALONG THE BORDER
I’m putting on pink spandex and searching for 3-4 of my male friends so we can merge to form Cowtron, defender of the Bovineverse
Don't Send the troops the plan is to *befriend them*
I will befriend them with my rocket powered fist
With troops on the boarder, and with the erection of our border wall we prepare for peace talks and the snipers for this meeting of chocolate cow empire village, and the dreaded furries.
*You walk towards the leader of the human-animals a buff lion guy thing... and you say "hey what are you doing here!?" he grabs you by the neck and roars at you. You escape and tell your troops TO CHARGE!!!
With my troops charging i head off to the elder council of chocolate milk. I plead for their infinate knowladge on the arts if martial breathing patterns.
So we kill some furries while the leader chokes some troops to death
Excellent... Prepare the hounds.
So we fight for a while and you sneaky sneak behind the leader and say "You are already dead" in Whapenese and shoot with your neutral special GUN... HE DED SON
I pose on top the corpse whilest shouting "YOU UTTER FOOL GERMAN TECHNOLAGY IS THE WORLDS FINEST"