I don’t get it. I don’t understand. I’ve spent decades of my life trying to figure this out. I have spent countless nights tossing and turning, refusing to rest until I have an answer. I’ve been involved in raids of government facilities searching for an answer. I’ve lost literally all of my friends and family in the name of pursuing the truth. Yet still, after all this, I’ve come up with NOTHING.....Why the FUCK would you want to have sex with the Animal Corssing dog???