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[P5] Final Resolution
As the days ticked past the end of Persona5, something stirred. The MetaNav app appeared on 9 people's phones. However, Yaldabaoth was just the beginning. The other (I.E, 7,999,999-no, I'm not making this up!) gods have created a new Metaverse, with new hearts to steal, new dangers to brave, and it finally leading to the conclusion.
Loads gun with distinct distaste towards robots. "My time has come."
Laharl takes over all of Earth and enslaves humanity.
???:Oh, no, no, no, no! This time, the bosses will be stronger than all bosses on Merciless diff. combined! (And you can't take over the world.) You will need stronger personas. However, a Rebellious Heart will change all of this. Her name is Eihara. And she is the Rebellious Heart I speak of.
5/20 - 7:00 -A 16 yr. old wearing a sweater and a red armband walks to Shūjin Academy, shivering.- Eihara: Brr! Why does it have to be so cold!? I hate winter! They don't let you get leggings that reach thigh-highs.... Hmm? -Her phone started vibrating. Maybe it was a notification?- E: Maybe it's nothing. -She continued walking. After all, it would stop eventually.-
Laharl falls from the sky and lands in front of Eihara, promptly uppercutting her
With all five of his guns loaded, Fuwa proceeds to Shujin after checking his Metaverse app on his super futuristic phone. "Let's get to work!"
(He only has those 5 guns in the MetaVerse. Not in The Overworld. And you can't kill Eihara. She has Plot Armor.) -Eihara's phone continued to vibrate incessantly.- E: What is it!? Nantekotta I!? Why is this stupid app on my phone?! GET OFF OF MY PHONE! This is staying in my Trash folder on my phone, I am so done. How is this happening?! And also, OW! What was that for!?
(edited by eihara-shiomi)
(I mean Fuwa is a heavily armed high tech cop in his own series, so uh. I dunno why he wouldn't have the guns in reality)
(BUT IF HE GETS THE MetaVerse app, he is a Phantom Thief! I.E. No guns in overworld. How ever, he has expert sharpshooting skill. However, wouldn't he be a danger to the PTOH? I mean he's a cop!)
(It's actually member of an elite military task force designated A.I.M.S, but have you ever heard of the concept of a double agent? Think that I'm Akechi except not poorly written, Naoto but male, Katsuya Suou but... yeah actually that kinda lines up.)
Moving faster than light, Laharl goes to LeBlanc and steals a scalding hot coughee and then proceeds to return to the location and throws the kofee at Eihara with demonic strength, the mug shattering instantly upon contact.
(Now that makes sense. You should have clarified. As for the double agent, I get that.)
-Moving faster than Laharl, she grabbed her umbrella to block the coffee. It smashed the coffee cup.- E: Gah! Why'd you do that? Now I need a wipe to clean this up. -She smashed Laharl in the head with her umbrella.-
Oh dear. What now? *Tenkai raises an eyebrow at the ensuing act of what the hell else.* Some people have no sense of subtlety.
E: !? WHO ARE YOU? I am walking to Shūjin Academy. Not to Café Léblanc! I don't know how this happened. First, I was going to school. Then, I got punched in the chin. I am having an eventful day.
*Tenkai spins around his strange cane.* Who me? Naught but a humble tea shop owner. *Tenkai smirks. The air around him distorts slightly.* Nothing unusual there, yes?
5/20 - 17:00 E: Oh no! my school! I'm suuuuuuuuuuuper late! - I run at light speed to get to Shūjin Academy, however, it is a giant hospital! - E: Nani?! The school's a giant hospital!
(edited by eihara-shiomi)
Ah. Don't let me keep you then.
A meteor falls on the school, destroying it
(And for Eihara's Background for her phone...) https://i.imgur.com/IzSRjfN.jpg
(Laharl's just godmodding the story. I can't get the narrative to move without him messing it up.)
neither of those messages warrant their own posts
OOC: Just pretend he doesn't exist and keep going as you would normally if he wasn't posting.
(It's just that! He messes up the RP so much that even extraterrestrial rocks come into it!)
OOC: Just. Ignore. His posts. Simple solution.
(Mmk.) E: What is this!? You know what, I'm going in. - She opens the door. It glows a blinding fluorescent white.- E: GAH! Oof! ...ow... What was that?
OOC: Shitposting is an age old tradition on this site. Granted, I take it too far anyways. But yeah, you haven't followed the established etiquette in other threads anyways so you should probably actually introduce yourself to the rp community as a whole before going ahead with engaging to avoid what confrontations you can. Again, here's a discord server to join for the phansite community and also for rp advice: https://discord.gg/2D8jz3s You probably won't get much interaction otherwise.
(edited by Iaharl)