Hello fellow Subordinates, you're one and only overlord of all reality has arrived. I will pity the weak and cowardice and challenge the strong and courageous. I hope you don't bore me to death.

Hello Sunday Funny Readers, you're one and only God has arrived. I will eat lasaga, kick dog, and sleep. I hope you buy Garfield Kart.

Hello other Hackerz, your one and only Anonymous is here. I will Hack everything's known to mankind, Drink all your Soda and Eat all of your Snacks. Hire me as your Hero.

Hello peasants your best trickster has arrived! I am here to change hearts of the corrupted and steal the hearts of the innocent! You're welcome to praise me as I leap from the rooftops standing above you as a just and benevolent god and a wildcard beyond compare! I am here to steal hearts and send calling cards!

You've got the guts to just declare yourself a god? Man, talk about wack in the head. Now I dunno about this "changing hearts" stuff mister, but I know that people shouting about being gods sets me right on edge. So I'll be watching real closely.